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Marquis Rankin Leaves Basketball Team

Virginia Tech men's basketball coach James Johnson released a statement on HokieSports.com.

Virginia Tech head basketball coach James Johnson has announced that Marquis Rankin has elected to leave the Virginia Tech men's basketball team, effective immediately.

"I completely support Marquis on his decision, " Johnson said. "He is an outstanding young man who had to make a difficult choice and I know that he took the time to make sure it was the correct decision. While we will miss not having him on the team, I am very happy that he has decided to stay at Virginia Tech and work towards his ultimate goal of a degree from our University."

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Hokies in the NFL – Farewell to 2013 edition

Panthers at Falcons Sunday 1:00 PM - Fox
Really? Is this any way to start a Sunday game lineup? No Hokies - Both teams suck.

Ravens at Bengals Sunday 1:00 PM - CBS
Ah, much better. The Team of the future is featured

#2 Taylor, Tyrod QB, 6'1" 215lb, 3 years in NFL
http://www.nfl.com/player/tyrodtaylor/2495240/profile

The Bengals continue to suck.

Jaguars at Colts Sun 1:00 - CBS
Jaguars have 2 guys from Western Michigan and STILL have no Hokies. Suckage.
Colts are hopelessly sucking on candy canes.

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Breaking Down Brett: A Look at Brett Hundley & UCLA's Passing Attack

I should probably preface this by saying I am no where nearly as astute when it comes to breaking down film and understanding the nuances of plays as the officially sanctioned writers here on TKP. I should also acknowledge the fact that I was a 160 lb. backup center in high school (thank THE LORD for the crab block, yall), so most of my knowledge comes from sideline observation of my coaches and doing the complete opposite of what they did, which turned out to be the silver lining of two seasons where we won a total of two games.

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Proposal for ACC Power Move for Notre Dame and Division Realignment

The ACC as a conference is arguably having its best football season with 11 bowl teams including 2 BCS bowl teams and FSU likely to win the national title. There is more that the ACC could do to further strengthen itself among the 5 football power conferences and I think this spring is the best time for the conference to make a big move going into the playoff era. Here's my proposal for the ACC to add Notre Dame, become the first 16 team power conference with 4 team divisions, and develop a 4 team conference championship playoff.

Problems with Current Division Alignment

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Hokies in the NFL - Pre-Christmas edition

Miami at Bills
Suck and Suck

New Orleans at Carolina Sunday 1:00 - Fox
Saints:
The Saints now have a Hokie. Theyll probably win because of it. Gotta remember to take them of the suck list. He is the only K listed on their roster.
#3 Graham, Shayne K 6'0" 210 12 years in the show

Vikings at Bengals
Viking have no Hokies AND they have a UVALOL. Suck
Bengals suck AND they have a UVAdouche named Cedric. Who the heck would hire and RB named Cedrick? Theyre douches by association.

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ESPN Bowl Mania

Set up a Bowl Mania group for ESPN. Below are the details:

Group Name: The Key Play
Password: #LOLuva

**Reminder the first game is Saturday, December 21st, so you need to have your entry in by then.

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UVA and Western Carolina

The only teams Tech played that didn't make a bowl game. They both finished 2-10.

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OT-ACC blog on ESPN.com

Did anyone else see this?

http://espn.go.com/blog/acc

Please see the Friday mailblog. This person makes me sick. How can she actually call herself
a Hokie if she's not even going to watch our bowl game. I can't stand fans like this.

Natalya in Rowlett, TX writes: Heather, I have always enjoyed your work but am a new PhD student this year and have actually been grateful that our beloved Hokies (my hubby is VT '99) haven't been worth watching this season. I'm almost done with finals, so tell me: will it be worth watching the Sun Bowl, or will the Bruins beat our boys to a broken-beaked pulp?Thanks for sharing your expertise

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FLASH - Albus Dumbledore rumored to be next Texas Coach

There is currently a rumor being tossed around in Austin that the University of Texas may be interested in speaking with Hogwarts Headmaster Albus Dumbledore about their possible head coach opening.

According to a close source, "The Board at UT is fascinated by the idea of having a wizard steer the Longhorn ship to a title..if there is a non-wizard institution that would have the resources to lure Dumbledore away from Hogwarts, it would definitely be Texas."

So far, efforts to contact Dumbledore for his comments have proved fruitless, as Hogwarts can't be found on a map and is invisible to non-magical humans, otherwise known as muggles.

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A Guide to El Paso - As Written by a Hokie Who's Stuck There

Editor's Note: Bumped to the front because EPHokie did a great job putting this guide together. If you're making the trip to El Paso and have questions, she might be able to answer them in the comments.

Safety

Safety first, kids. Don't go to Juarez. Just don't. I don't care what you've heard - NO. Also, visiting Lower Valley (far East side) isn't a great idea, nor is driving Paisano after dark.

El Paso is located in the high desert - the elevation here is 4000+ feet above sea level. For those of you who live at or near sea level, it's not going to be fun when combined with the low humidity. Drink a LOT of water. Really. Bring a refillable bottle of water and keep it topped off all day, every day. Also not fun at this elevation is the sun - if it's at all sunny, please wear sunscreen. You will burn much faster here. Finally, the lip balm of your choosing (I'm a Burt's girl, myself) will be greatly beneficial. (Also, if you're prone to nosebleeds or are sensitive to low humidity, consider asking your hotel for a humidifier to put in your room. It'll make life so much nicer.)

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The Official TKP College Bowl Pick 'Em (via Yahoo)

I'm not running a Six Pick for the Bowls, but I am running a pick em pool thru Yahoo. The games are straight up, not spread, but with a confidence factor.

>>to Join the College Bowl Pick 'Em, Click here<<

As we get closer, I'll write something snarky about the top games. Please join and good luck.

FYI, here are the 34 Bowl Flavors of the 2013 Season, all times EST.

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I talked to a legit Auburn fan today

He was from Alabama. I congratulated him on Auburns remarkable turnaround and naturally the conversation turned to Loeffler. Of course he talked about how inept Loeffler is and how since 'everyone is calling for Frank Beamers head' that he'll get rid of Loeffler before a couple of years pass so Frank can avoid being fired as the head coach. I quickly educated him that Frank Beamer is unlikely to be fired and that I am a wait and see on Loeffler because it looks like at least we have a coherent offensive system. He politely and doubtfully rolled his eyes.

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Hokie Ladies - So, so close.

I had the pleasure (and the utter agony) of watching the Hokie Ladies football it out with the Nole chicks on Friday. The pleasure was watching the Ladies twice come back from down a goal to tie the game. The agony was watching senior Jazmine Reeves' shot to tie it in the last minute smash the crossbar.

Anyway...shout out to the Lady footballers. Great season after being picked to finish at the bottom of the conference. This team is TOUGH. Looking forward to next year with most of team coming back. To the outgoing seniors - we will miss you guys.

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#ManBearPig or #PunterSwag shirts?

Is it possible we could maybe get shirts available on the site maybe using some of the popular hashtags such as #MANBEARPIG or #PunterSwag on this site? I know this topic was brought up about a month ago but it involved player likeness. (aj hughes) But what im proposing could simply maybe be an orange shirt (with horse on a treadmill and decade of dominance already being maroon)and then with a maroon hashtag and the keyplay logo somewhere. I would definitely buy and rock these, anyone else on here like the idea?

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OT - Support a current Hokie's music

My buddy James Britton is currently a junior at VT and released his debut album over the summer. I decided to make a music video for him, and just finished the production yesterday. His music is available on iTunes (the iTunes link is in the description on the YouTube page), and I'm sure he would appreciate some support from fellow Hokies.

Take a listen! Thanks guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnOXgT-co2Y

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Six Pick: Week 15

HOly crap what a week rivalry week was for college football. As good as any week that I can remember. Week 15, Championship Week has to follow this. Good luck. Ill miss a majority of these games, since Ill be on vacation, hence the very early post drop, but the SEC and B10 Championship games look awesome on paper. The life and times of #beercontrolfather caught up to me this week, there will be no commentary, just the games and the picks. I leave you a photo collection of some of the finest fans each school has to offer and a FSU rap.

Back, you guys!

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Capital One Bowl Mascot Challenge PLAYOFFS!

Vote Here!

We've done well, only two more victories to go to win it all. This will be a tough match up this week, and we have to win it to move on. It's against the only mascot to go undefeated all season. Time to Horse on a Treadmill up!

Spread the word to every Hokie, and every friend of a Hokie you can!

Oh, and lest I forget #Decadeofdominance #LOLUVA10 #Tenmoreyears

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