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THE MAN-MADE DISASTER OF VIRGINIA FOOTBALL WILL BE LIMPING INTO LANE STADIUM SATURDAY AFTERNOON. WE NEED TO BLUDGEON UVA. ANYTHING LESS THAN TEARING OFF THAT TEAM'S ONE GOOD LEG AND BATTERING THE DISABLED BODY FOR SIXTY MINUTES IN THE THUNDERDOME IS UNACCEPTABLE. I DON'T WANT THAT TEAM OR THEIR FANS LEAVING LANE STADIUM WITH A MORAL VICTORY. I WANT AN OLD FASHIONED ASS WHOOPING, LIKE THE ONE STORED IN YOUR GRANDPA'S BASEMENT NEXT TO HIS DOUBLE-U, DOUBLE-U TWO UNIFORM AND RIFLE. I WANT THEM TO DOUBT THE HIRE OF MIKE LONDON AND THE FUTURE OF THEIR PROGRAM. I WANT THEIR TURKEY TO BE DRY REGARDLESS OF HOW MUCH OIL IT'S FRIED OR HOW MUCH GRAVY IS LADLED ON TOP. THEN FOR THE NEXT 365 DAYS I WANT TO RUB SALT IN THE WOUNDS.


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