OT: Rainy Day Roll Call

With the weather today and the forecast for the rest of the week, work is slow. Therefore I am bored. I usually get annoyed when people at work tell me they are bored, I mean I will find you something to do. But these people aren't smart enough to fill their spare time with TKP.

Anyway, we have a bye week so the forum is a bit slow too, and I have been thinking recently that I only know most of you by screen name. This is all fun and games, but maybe putting a name to the...errr screen name would help old fools like me if we ever do cross paths. I have met many of you before at the charity tailgates, and of course I know the regulars that always hang out in Lot 18 and drink all of our beer(kidding of course, we still have an unlimited supply of Yuengling left behind from last year), but that doesn't mean I couldn't use a refresher.

Ok I'll divulge first.

I'm Nick. I live in Richmond and work for Bobcat. My interests include the Hokies, autosports, the water, boats, beer, and smoking large quantities of meat. My disinterests include LOLUVA, heavy traffic, heartburn, Joey Logano, and Jimmy Fallon.

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