Justin Fuente and Bud Foster may not be the coaches we thought they were.

Stopping for a quick bite and thought I'd type this out real fast.

Coach Fuente and Coach Foster today informed me that they prefer CAKE over the far superior PIE. At this point I question every play call and scheme they put forward. It's a sad day in Hokie Nation.

Coach Fuente informed me he prefers ice cream cake just once a year and Foster Red velvet cake.

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Coach Fuente and Coach Foster...because you're doubly f***ed

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You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

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Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

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"11-0, bro"
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