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"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
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"11-0, bro"
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You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

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"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

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No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

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“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
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“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

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"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

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"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

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VTCC '86 Delta Company, Hokie in Peru, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

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Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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Hey! It goes beyond big brother in the sky
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No one came to cuff you they just handed you the chain
Blind follows the blind and now the one-eyed man is king

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Hey! It goes beyond big brother in the sky
Beyond the threat of martial law, No Horus eye
No one came to cuff you they just handed you the chain
Blind follows the blind and now the one-eyed man is king

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Hey! It goes beyond big brother in the sky
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No one came to cuff you they just handed you the chain
Blind follows the blind and now the one-eyed man is king

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Hey! It goes beyond big brother in the sky
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No one came to cuff you they just handed you the chain
Blind follows the blind and now the one-eyed man is king

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Hey! It goes beyond big brother in the sky
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No one came to cuff you they just handed you the chain
Blind follows the blind and now the one-eyed man is king

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
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You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

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Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

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"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

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Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

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Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

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You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

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"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

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“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

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Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

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To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

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To you from failing hands we throw
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...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

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...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

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twitter @smithey_daniel
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"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

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It was a catch!

You wanna come to a super soft birthday party?

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

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"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

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"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

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Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

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I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

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"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

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I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

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"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

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I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

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Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

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No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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Virginia Tech Class of 2013
Mining and Minerals Engineering

Sailing the Eastern Seas....on a ship filled with sand....

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

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No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

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Virginia Tech Class of 2013
Mining and Minerals Engineering

Sailing the Eastern Seas....on a ship filled with sand....

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

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Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

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Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

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You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

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You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

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No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

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Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

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My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

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"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

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VT Class of '12 (MSE), MVBone, Go Hokies!

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

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"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

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Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

New Sigline: lol it's football season.

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Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

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...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

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...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

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No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

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Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

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...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

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You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

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You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

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Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

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"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

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You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

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"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

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Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

New Sigline: lol it's football season.

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To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

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"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

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No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

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There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

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“Also, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

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There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

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"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

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No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

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