OT - AIRING OF GRIEVANCES/RANDOM TANGENT THREAD II

Don't say I didn't do anything for you.

Random Tangent from 2002- "Death, taxes, and sorority girls watching MTV's Sorority Life and saying 'we are nothing like that!'

Grievance- When your football team loses, and people say things like "they weren't ready to play/bad effort." In reality, the opponent may have matched up better, a bad break can be deflating, any number of things. I don't know if I could count more than five games in the entire time I watched VT where I thought a significant portion of the team wasn't giving a maximum effort. (Boston College 2006 didn't leave me feeling real good.)

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“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
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You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

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If you play it, they will win.

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There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

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Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

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"Oi! What's a Horkie"
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"Oi! What's a Horkie"
"I am ya Grot!"

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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To you from failing hands we throw
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Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

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There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

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"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
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What a savings

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Yeah, that's a possibility

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What a savings

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