Hatin on James Franklin

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James Franklin has lost to Pat Narduzzi.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

+1

And...

Fuck Pat Narduzzi

"Give me a fu¢king beer", Anonymous Genius

James Franklin eats his steak well done

JaFra plays solitaire with a friend

James Franklin likes mashed potatoes without gravy

if you make your mashed potatoes right, you don't need no stinking gravy

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

You've obviously never lived in Butte Montana.

do they drench their steaks in A1 there, too?

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when james franklin is in hotel rooms while on recruiting trips with his GF its okay because keegan-michael key is closing the deals with the recruits and franklins wife doesn't mind which one comes home.

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

James Franklin reduced Travon McMillan's carries and caused him to transfer. Oh wait...

James Franklin told Travon to call Ford

HokieObsession

Good one. Leg for you!

James Franklin still thinks JoePa didn't know.

Haha...

Downvoting on principle. Gimmie that turkey leg. Sorry hokiac, I'll get you back

All good!
It's gotten me in trouble my whole life but I still can't resist walking on in when the door is that wide open.

I'm gonna be honest, this is a poor look imo.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

"James Franklin melts down on the message boards when he misses on a recruit."

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

I'm going to interpret this as other people melting down because I was far from a meltdown lol.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Yeah foreal, I mean he doesn't even look like a lion there. And the bow in the hair?? Don't get me started

James Franklin Tweets at cruits

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

James Franklin iced Georgia State's kicker up 56-0

This is legit beef. I had an argument with a pair of PSU faithful on this point and won because it is technically correct, the best kind of correct

James franklin got the recruit that we really wanted.

Am I doing this right?

No.

James Franklin takes a shit immediately after his morning shower.

Bacon strips &
bacon strips &
bacon strips &
bacon strips

James Franklin pitches that PSU is RBU, when they have had Larry Johnson, Saquon Barkley, and have mostly been known as RB Bust U for the majority of recorded history.

James Franklin thinks the White Out is cooler than Sandman.

James Franklin thinks State College, PA, adjacent to BFE Amish country, is the pulse of college football and far better than Blacksburg.

PSU coaches clog up recruits toilets and suddenly leave - KJ, allegedly.

To be fair our RBs in the NFL have done close to zilch. Suggs had 1 good year and KJ maybe 2?

Sucks bc Wilson could have had an awesome career if he could have stayed healthy.

Bacon strips &
bacon strips &
bacon strips &
bacon strips

James Franklin plays ball like a giiiirrrrll!!

That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

James Franklin is afraid to play PITT.

We put the K in Kwality

After living in State College for > a decade, this is the most legit longstanding beef I've had here. Play your damn rival and stop chickening out. FFS

Well, some crazed VT fan kept saying, "Devyn, VT- Devyn, this is Home, DF-VT", etc on HQ just now. Don't know who it was, but Gokies!

Sub thread - where the hell did this "Gokies" come from? I heard it once last year and what like...

im not sure if we are referring to the same thing but kevin jones designed and sells hokie key chains/bottle openers called gokies.

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

Those are badass - just ordered one actually.

James Franklin thinks Fu's favorite DMB is weak, untalented, and inferior to the rustic Amish music that surrounds PSU.

Separate topic again, but terrible news about Boyd - hope he gets the help he needs and gets his life straightened out.

This guy sounds like a politician. A large part of James Franklin's fantasy sales job is centered around the idea that Penn State will take care of the player "forever" with a job fair just for football players where a bunch of wealthy alumni show up and offer every past player a fabulous salary for the rest of their lives for doing next to nothing. This is the worst kind of snake oil. Do the math and it will become obvious pretty quickly that not every bench warmer waiting behind four other five star players is going to get this treatment, especially when their attitude is not to take care of themselves by becoming exemplar but by being taken care of. Oh, and by the way, this fabulous "tradition" that will last for decades into the future just started two years ago. Sorry if I'm just a little skeptical.

I'll take a kid with the Ut Prosim character over a kid with the 'you serve me' attitude anyday.

I'll take the player that wins football games over the player that doesn't anyday

Seriously? Do you have a link?

Penn State will take care of the player "forever" with a job fair just for football players where a bunch of wealthy alumni show up and offer every past player a fabulous salary for the rest of their lives

'Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat,
but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat'

James Franklin uses 1 ply TP

"Give me a fu¢king beer", Anonymous Genius

... and insists that his family conserve the number of sheets they use.

Ugh - my in laws ONLY have 1 ply TP at their house. To top it off, they always put the rolls on the holder to where the TP comes down underneath, rather than the correct method of over the top.

It's the all around worst TP experience that one could have....

That's how it goes on the roll. Sorry.

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Also, is it any wonder that in the last pic, it nearly resembles a middle finger?

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

The debate is OVER.

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

No reference is given to where we are viewing from. It looks just like this from the wall side.

And aside from that: The inventors of silly putty were trying to make rubber substitutes during WWII. Early fender guitars were originally intended to be marketed towards jazz and swing markets. . Just because someone invented/patented something in one way doesn't mean it's correct and how it should be used.

1st

No reference is given to where we are viewing from. It looks just like this from the wall side.

Then it's more & beyond safe to assume so.
2nd
And aside from that: The inventors of silly putty were trying to make rubber substitutes during WWII. Early fender guitars were originally intended to be marketed towards jazz and swing markets. . Just because someone invented/patented something in one way doesn't mean it's correct and how it should be used.
Pardon my french, but as a guitar player, that's a very shitty, crappy comparison.

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

Fucking fake tough guy. I have no jokes I actually hate that con artist. Everything about him is disingenuous made worse by the fact it works on other people

Edited. For the ladies.

Might want to watch your choice of words there......we do have a fair number of ladies in the TKP community........

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Thanks RAYO. Leg for the edit. FWIW ive had many women including both my wife and my mother tell me over the course of my life that the 'T' word as well as the 'C' word are very offensive to them. Shithead, which you also edited out, is perfectly OK with me BTW....

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

James Franklin could win the BiG and he'd still get passed over for the playoffs in favor of the teams he beat.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Urban Meyer.

James Franklin takes/uses the last K cup of Folgers Classic in the breakroom & doesn't replace them.

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

Classic hatin' on that comes from real life grievances at work! Love these!

James Franklin uses the common microwave to reheat fish

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

James Franklin uses a common toaster oven to cook fish in the office. An office with cement block walls and poor ventilation. Literally happened.

James Franklin heats up 4 day-old indian food (probably curry) in the breakroom microwave.

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

James Franklin always grabs his food out of the breakroom microwave with 2 seconds left so the next person has to clear the time before cooking their food.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

James Franklin thinks the Pennsylvania Keystones are both helpful and useful

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

James Franklin anagrams to Mr Ninja Flakes

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Is there an anagram website or are there some of you that are really good at those?

I wish I was that good, but there's a website I use. Do it enough and you'll be able to filter quickly through the results and tweak/rearrange to your own liking though.

Me and some friends got into anagramming each others' names and finding the funniest/most inappropriate ones. The list includes "Anal Trolley", "Lose Yo Manhood", "Dredged Vagina", "Nonracial Model", "Reportedly Beans", "Jihad Launcher", "I, a Husky Banjoist", "Jean Holes", "Mule Killer", the more humane criminal known as "Mule Hijacker", and so on and so forth.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Not sure this counts as "hatin on". That's awesome...

James Franklin anagrams to Mrs Ninja Flake

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I feel like this would make for a great College Gameday sign if they come for VT-PSU.