UVA Hate Week Gets in the Holiday Spirit

It's that time again! UVA (14-day) Hate Week! Get in the spirit!

It's the most wonderful time of the year!
There'll be Zima for sharing
And wine and cheese pairing
Then sweet Wahoo tears!
It's the most wonderful time of the year!

They're the e-easiest targets of all!
With their khakis and neckties
And leaving at halftime
To play bocce ball!
They leave all - college football - fans appalled!

There'll be Mike London crying
With fewer kids buying
The snake oil dream that he's sold
Fans will shuffle their boat shoes
With all of the sad Hoos
Lamenting how they just got rolled

We'll watch Bud tear their of-fense apart
They'll give ev-e-ry excuse:
Wind, ref-e-rees, and youth
Not coaching or heart!
They're a drag on Valpak's profits chart

There'll be timeouts for wasting
And Watford for pasting
By Hokies like Luther and Gayle
They'll see progress regressing
Recruits second guessing
As we celebrate with a rail!

Which Ful-ler - gets the first - pass break-up?
We'll extend our supreme reign
And of course we'll retain
The Commonwealth Cup!

It's the most wonderful time -
UVA's steady decline -
It's the most wonderful time of the year!


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"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

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I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

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I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
JC Price

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There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

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remember that time we set off the richter scale jumping to "enter, sandman"?

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Whadya mean I can't take off my sweater? I'm HOT!

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

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True Hokies STICK IT IN!!!

STICK IT IN Army of Virginia Tech

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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H_O_K_I_E_S-HOKIES!

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Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill