It's that time again! UVA (14-day) Hate Week! Get in the spirit!
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
There'll be Zima for sharing
And wine and cheese pairing
Then sweet Wahoo tears!
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
They're the e-easiest targets of all!
With their khakis and neckties
And leaving at halftime
To play bocce ball!
They leave all - college football - fans appalled!
There'll be Mike London crying
With fewer kids buying
The snake oil dream that he's sold
Fans will shuffle their boat shoes
With all of the sad Hoos
Lamenting how they just got rolled
We'll watch Bud tear their of-fense apart
They'll give ev-e-ry excuse:
Wind, ref-e-rees, and youth
Not coaching or heart!
They're a drag on Valpak's profits chart
There'll be timeouts for wasting
And Watford for pasting
By Hokies like Luther and Gayle
They'll see progress regressing
Recruits second guessing
As we celebrate with a rail!
Which Ful-ler - gets the first - pass break-up?
We'll extend our supreme reign
And of course we'll retain
The Commonwealth Cup!
It's the most wonderful time -
UVA's steady decline -
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
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