Someone mentioned this in another thread, and the song practically wrote itself...
In the first game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
Cav Man falling in the mud
In the second game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
two wasted timeouts
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the third game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the fourth game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
four crushed defenders,
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts,
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the fifth game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
Five Fans at the Spring Game!
four crushed defenders,
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts,
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the sixth game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
six bottles of zima,
Five Fans at the Spring Game!
four crushed defenders,
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts,
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the seventh game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
seven references to being a cop,
six bottles of zima,
Five Fans at the Spring Game!
four crushed defenders,
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts,
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the eighth game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
eight typo-laden letters,
seven references to being a cop,
six bottles of zima,
Five Fans at the Spring Game!
four crushed defenders,
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts,
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the ninth game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
nine salty tears,
eight typo-laden letters,
seven references to being a cop,
six bottles of zima,
Five Fans at the Spring Game!
four crushed defenders,
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts,
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the tenth game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
ten ticket valpaks,
nine salty tears,
eight typo-laden letters,
seven references to being a cop,
six bottles of zima,
Five Fans at the Spring Game!
four crushed defenders,
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts,
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the eleventh game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
eleven unblocked Hokies,
ten ticket valpaks,
nine salty tears,
eight typo-laden letters,
seven references to being a cop,
six bottles of zima,
Five Fans at the Spring Game!
four crushed defenders,
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts,
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the last game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
a full decade of dominance,
eleven unblocked Hokies,
ten ticket value-packs,
nine salty tears,
eight typo-laden letters,
seven references to being a cop,
six bottles of zima,
Five Fans at the Spring Game!
four crushed defenders,
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts,
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
I'd include a 13th verse, except I wasn't sure they'd make a bowl...
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