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I tried to come up with one, but I just can't. You guys covered all of the bases.

I literally have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

@VT_Warthog

This thread will be fun throughout the offseason.

Beat Alabama.

I See Your Uniform Meme

And raise you a uniform meme.

I did this while on the pot. Pardon any mistakes. I think there were 6 helmets. Or was it 5?

I literally have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

@VT_Warthog

Only Oregon has the right to lose count. Maybe aTm.

I literally have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

@VT_Warthog

But

What about Maryland? hahahaha

Cheri
Virginia Tech alumni
twitter.com/AnimHokie
Hokies, Redskins, Capitals, DC United, Orioles

Not until they win a conference championship in whatever league they want to play in.

I literally have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

@VT_Warthog

along the same lines...

It's a Miracle in Blacksburg...TYROD DID IT MIKEY!!! TYROD DID IT!!!

This is fun, still not too good at editing

"Go Hokies!" - Thomas Jefferson

on phone so can't edit, but couldn't resist

Stud Running Back

(insert hokie bird face)

Must Redshirt

Haha I like Insanity Foster too

"Go Hokies!" - Thomas Jefferson

"It's worth it right? It's worth it to lay it all on the line for your brothers."

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster (both quotes)

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." - Mitch Hedberg RIP

"It's worth it right? It's worth it to lay it all on the line for your brothers."

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster (both quotes)

"It's worth it right? It's worth it to lay it all on the line for your brothers."

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster (both quotes)

To much

Laughing to loud for work at all of these. I think it is time to put a door on my office!

BEAT BAMA

VTMidge-Andrew Shields

"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

Loving this thread

On Aug 31, the Hokies will beat the back to back national champs

The Orange Bowl Against KU.

I almost fell out of my seat looking at this thread! Great humor is based on an element of truth!

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

My PSN: Wisec4g feel free to add me for NCAA or Madden

#VT4SEC #BEATBAMA

I'm still pissed about that: Ore averaging 5 yards per carry up the middle?
Stop pounding the rock.

haha for some reason I was expecting '2 COORDINATORS; 1 CUP'

isittimetobeatbama.com

Should have one that says "Need one more win to go to bowl...plays UVA." Also, Mike London advice, "Tie game, 2 timeouts and under 2 minutes left...Let clock run down and ice kicker...twice"

mike london advice

On Aug 31, the Hokies will beat the back to back national champs

Or we go this direction...

@PhillyHokie007

Another

On Aug 31, the Hokies will beat the back to back national champs

Think: the imfamous "Howard Dean Scream"

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

My PSN: Wisec4g feel free to add me for NCAA or Madden

#VT4SEC #BEATBAMA

This

is perfect!

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

"It's worth it right? It's worth it to lay it all on the line for your brothers."

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster (both quotes)

I'm pretty sure

that we have contracts with a few organizations (Local groups? Advertisers?) that say that they must buy up to X number of tickets if they are left unsold at kickoff... cuz there's no way that we've sold out every game legitimately. There was one this year that, out of curiosity, I went to HokieTickets and there were still some available on game day.

couldn't resist

It's a Miracle in Blacksburg...TYROD DID IT MIKEY!!! TYROD DID IT!!!

It's a Miracle in Blacksburg...TYROD DID IT MIKEY!!! TYROD DID IT!!!

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

My PSN: Wisec4g feel free to add me for NCAA or Madden

#VT4SEC #BEATBAMA

Silly freshman

On Aug 31, the Hokies will beat the back to back national champs

I just watched Jeffery fist pump for 20 minutes, thinking about how Susan asked me who Kirby Smart was this morning. #AMMO

Viva El Guapo

Kinda related

On Aug 31, the Hokies will beat the back to back national champs

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." - Mitch Hedberg RIP

Why not the whole state? Still not like we'd have any serious competition.

Though, ODU is moving to 1-A... might need to watch out for them after a few years :P

First try at this

BEAT BAMA

VTMidge-Andrew Shields

Lincoln Park Hero

I used to live down the block from there. He lives in Huntsville Alabama too. No joke. Didn't know I was living in the ghetto until I tried to order chinese food one night and got hung up on three times after giving my address. Note: You are looking at a typical Alabama fan right there.

Well done sir. +1

#BEATBAMA

In all fairness, the play should have been reviewed since his knee was down. But the refs like to suck in bowl games, regardless of who plays. Don't know what it is, but the break between championship weekend and bowl games causes refs to forget what the hell they are doing.

I know

It could of been called differently, but we should not have been in that position to begin with. Logan should have just sacrificed the 2 points rather than trying to stretch armstrong it out of the endzone.

their dt was offsides in the first place, that picked up flag is what started the whole train wreck.

"It's worth it right? It's worth it to lay it all on the line for your brothers."

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster (both quotes)

Bowl Game/Spring Game

"We are not going to back down from anybody." ~ Coach Shane Beamer

VT probably had more fans...

at the Rose Bowl, than UVA had at their Spring Game...

Beat Alabama.

Angry Birds? Please...

"We are not going to back down from anybody." ~ Coach Shane Beamer

Enough Said

"We are not going to back down from anybody." ~ Coach Shane Beamer

Don't forget the stretch play to the short side.

Or the play-action sack that we love to run so much

He's running the app

on his "Smart" phone.

Or he is playing angry bids.

Perfect!

...or Angry birds..."Smart" phone.....ROTFLMAO!

gtofever

At Clemson

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

My PSN: Wisec4g feel free to add me for NCAA or Madden

#VT4SEC #BEATBAMA

Bud for OC!

He would know what works against him.

HAHAHA

Hilarious, I love the Foster ones the most.

A little late to the party, but here it goes



We can't let this thread get bumped off the front page! It's too epic!

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." - Mitch Hedberg RIP

rips them off

and puts them in the lunchpail

isittimetobeatbama.com

THIS THREAD SHALL LIVE FOREVER!

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

My PSN: Wisec4g feel free to add me for NCAA or Madden

#VT4SEC #BEATBAMA

Epic thread!

this thread is a classic and i think it should be a sticky thread in the football section and used every season!

H_O_K_I_E_S-HOKIES!

"It's worth it right? It's worth it to lay it all on the line for your brothers."

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster (both quotes)

Turkey leg for you!

Awesome! !

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

HAH

That is hilarious

"It wasn't that we couldn't score points. It's that we didn't score points." --Logan Thomas

In Tyrod we trust.
#BEATBAMA #EATBAMA #EXCRETEBAMA

Bromoir's Wisdom

#BeatBama

"We are not going to back down from anybody." ~ Coach Shane Beamer

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

My PSN: Wisec4g feel free to add me for NCAA or Madden

#VT4SEC #BEATBAMA

Damn no edit button! Anyways

Mike London Cop

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

My PSN: Wisec4g feel free to add me for NCAA or Madden

#VT4SEC #BEATBAMA

so JJ is helping Brown find a new school

isittimetobeatbama.com

good guy JJ

remember that time we set off the richter scale jumping to "enter, sandman"?

in honor of today's spring game atrocity...

BUD

remember that time we set off the richter scale jumping to "enter, sandman"?

"It's worth it right? It's worth it to lay it all on the line for your brothers."

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster (both quotes)