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Let me try!

I tried to come up with one, but I just can't. You guys covered all of the bases.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

@VT_Warthog

Didn't Stop Me...

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

This thread will be fun throughout the offseason.

you man send him BACK...

Great Idea!

I See Your Uniform Meme

And raise you a uniform meme.

I did this while on the pot. Pardon any mistakes. I think there were 6 helmets. Or was it 5?

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

@VT_Warthog

It's sad when we lose count haha.

Only Oregon has the right to lose count. Maybe aTm.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

@VT_Warthog

But

What about Maryland? hahahaha

Cheri
Virginia Tech alumna
twitter.com/AnimatedHokie
Hokies, Redskins, Capitals, D.C. United, Orioles

Not until they win a conference championship in whatever league they want to play in.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

@VT_Warthog

along the same lines...

It's a Miracle in Blacksburg...TYROD DID IT MIKEY!!! TYROD DID IT!!!

"Go Hokies!" - Thomas Jefferson
@HaydenDubya

This is fun, still not too good at editing

"Go Hokies!" - Thomas Jefferson
@HaydenDubya

on phone so can't edit, but couldn't resist

Stud Running Back

(insert hokie bird face)

Must Redshirt

The visual for you

First attempt

INSANITY BUD

Template: Here

I am always drunk when I make my videos.

Haha I like Insanity Foster too

"Go Hokies!" - Thomas Jefferson
@HaydenDubya

"We're your family right?!? You love your family right?!?"-Dadi Nicolas
"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

@VTimHokie85

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

"We're your family right?!? You love your family right?!?"-Dadi Nicolas
"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

"We're your family right?!? You love your family right?!?"-Dadi Nicolas
"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

To much

Laughing to loud for work at all of these. I think it is time to put a door on my office!

VTMidge-Andrew Shields

"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

This thread is fun.

Loving this thread

Kendall Fuller - future Thorpe winner
(STOP CRYING ABOUT DOWNVOTES)

The Orange Bowl Against KU.

I almost fell out of my seat looking at this thread! Great humor is based on an element of truth!

Beat uva. That is all.

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

I'm still pissed about that: Ore averaging 5 yards per carry up the middle?
Stop pounding the rock.

haha for some reason I was expecting '2 COORDINATORS; 1 CUP'

I am always drunk when I make my videos.

Here we go...

this

I am always drunk when I make my videos.

Should have one that says "Need one more win to go to bowl...plays UVA." Also, Mike London advice, "Tie game, 2 timeouts and under 2 minutes left...Let clock run down and ice kicker...twice"

mike london advice

Kendall Fuller - future Thorpe winner
(STOP CRYING ABOUT DOWNVOTES)

doze, thank for that mental image.

Another

Kendall Fuller - future Thorpe winner
(STOP CRYING ABOUT DOWNVOTES)

Think: the imfamous "Howard Dean Scream"

Beat uva. That is all.

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

LOLUVA

TOB is chuckling

I am always drunk when I make my videos.

This

is perfect!

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Rip his freaking head off!

"We're your family right?!? You love your family right?!?"-Dadi Nicolas
"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

A reminder

For those who haven't done this before, the easiest / best way to make and post these is RoflBot http://wigflip.com/roflbot/, and host on imgur.

@VTimHokie85

Logan 3:16

I'm pretty sure

that we have contracts with a few organizations (Local groups? Advertisers?) that say that they must buy up to X number of tickets if they are left unsold at kickoff... cuz there's no way that we've sold out every game legitimately. There was one this year that, out of curiosity, I went to HokieTickets and there were still some available on game day.

couldn't resist

It's a Miracle in Blacksburg...TYROD DID IT MIKEY!!! TYROD DID IT!!!

It's a Miracle in Blacksburg...TYROD DID IT MIKEY!!! TYROD DID IT!!!

Beat uva. That is all.

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

Silly freshman

Kendall Fuller - future Thorpe winner
(STOP CRYING ABOUT DOWNVOTES)

Is Advice Bama Allowed?

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

If it's this funny, then yes.

I just watched Jeffery fist pump for 20 minutes, thinking about how Susan asked me who Kirby Smart was this morning. #AMMO

Viva El Guapo

Kinda related

Kendall Fuller - future Thorpe winner
(STOP CRYING ABOUT DOWNVOTES)

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

@VTimHokie85

1st and BOMB!

Problem/Solution

Why not the whole state? Still not like we'd have any serious competition.

Though, ODU is moving to 1-A... might need to watch out for them after a few years :P

ConfuOcainspring....

First try at this

VTMidge-Andrew Shields

Lincoln Park Hero

I used to live down the block from there. He lives in Huntsville Alabama too. No joke. Didn't know I was living in the ghetto until I tried to order chinese food one night and got hung up on three times after giving my address. Note: You are looking at a typical Alabama fan right there.

Well done sir. +1

Great Thread is Great

In all fairness, the play should have been reviewed since his knee was down. But the refs like to suck in bowl games, regardless of who plays. Don't know what it is, but the break between championship weekend and bowl games causes refs to forget what the hell they are doing.

I know

It could of been called differently, but we should not have been in that position to begin with. Logan should have just sacrificed the 2 points rather than trying to stretch armstrong it out of the endzone.

their dt was offsides in the first place, that picked up flag is what started the whole train wreck.

"We're your family right?!? You love your family right?!?"-Dadi Nicolas
"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Bowl Game/Spring Game

I support Logan Thomas and make no apologies for it.

VT probably had more fans...

at the Rose Bowl, than UVA had at their Spring Game...

"We've got a lot of great memories here."
-Frank Beamer, speaking of TKP (probably)

...THAN UVA HAD AT THEIR BOWL GAME

Angry Birds? Please...

I support Logan Thomas and make no apologies for it.

MD7 et al.

These people are losing their minds!

Enough Said

I support Logan Thomas and make no apologies for it.

My two cents

"They'd rather win football games, you'd rather be sophisticated. Go like baseball loser."
-Colin Cowherd

#ALLMAROONEVERYTHING

meme redux

#Hokies

Oh Swofford

Need football legitimacy?

Go to the Big East!

#Hokies

I just don't understand

Overly-London, London

"They'd rather win football games, you'd rather be sophisticated. Go like baseball loser."
-Colin Cowherd

#ALLMAROONEVERYTHING

O'cainSpring Play Selector

gtofever

Don't forget the stretch play to the short side.

Or the play-action sack that we love to run so much

This was beautiful.

Where do you find those glorious gifs??

PROOF

I am always drunk when I make my videos.

He's running the app

on his "Smart" phone.

Or he is playing angry bids.

#Hokies

Perfect!

...or Angry birds..."Smart" phone.....ROTFLMAO!

gtofever

At Clemson

Beat uva. That is all.

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

Bud

VTMidge-Andrew Shields

In Bud We Trust

Bud for OC!

He would know what works against him.

#Hokies

HAHAHA

Hilarious, I love the Foster ones the most.

HB sez: Hokie Hurry-up offense

#Hokies

Go Fish!

"They'd rather win football games, you'd rather be sophisticated. Go like baseball loser."
-Colin Cowherd

#ALLMAROONEVERYTHING

The Ugly Truth

"They'd rather win football games, you'd rather be sophisticated. Go like baseball loser."
-Colin Cowherd

#ALLMAROONEVERYTHING

A little late to the party, but here it goes



I got one!

Dat-Boy

Bud, "Hey, Bryan..."

gtofever

Bud - Watching our offense...

gtofever

Bud - C'mon...just give me Leal...

gtofever

We can't let this thread get bumped off the front page! It's too epic!

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

/bump

You win.

rips them off

and puts them in the lunchpail

I am always drunk when I make my videos.

MOAR INSANITY


^Double entendre, really

Frank announces...

gtofever

Who needs spring?

gtofever

Lunchpail O vs D

gtofever

Frank Beamer helps with resumes

Should be Good Guy Hokie

Pep-O-Playcall

gtofever

THIS THREAD SHALL LIVE FOREVER!

Beat uva. That is all.

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

Epic thread!

this thread is a classic and i think it should be a sticky thread in the football section and used every season!

H_O_K_I_E_S-HOKIES!

Proud Member Of The Key Play Community Since January 2012.

"We're your family right?!? You love your family right?!?"-Dadi Nicolas
"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Turkey leg for you!

Awesome! !

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

HAH

That is hilarious

“I hope that they’re not going to have big eyes and pee down their legs so to speak,” -- Bud Foster

I run good?

What's Important Now

gotta' bring this back.

I believe in the Brew Crew.

Bromoir's Wisdom

#BeatBama

I support Logan Thomas and make no apologies for it.

Beat uva. That is all.

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

Damn no edit button! Anyways

Mike London Cop

Beat uva. That is all.

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

so JJ is helping Brown find a new school

I am always drunk when I make my videos.

good guy JJ

remember that time we set off the richter scale jumping to "enter, sandman"?

This was posted on FB today...
BB? Waitng for FB

gtofever

in honor of today's spring game atrocity...

BUD

remember that time we set off the richter scale jumping to "enter, sandman"?

"We're your family right?!? You love your family right?!?"-Dadi Nicolas
"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster