Time Cop Contract extension

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My goodness, that's awesome. So many gems in there, I don't even know what to quote. Starts off strong with "still building a program" and just keeps on goin. Golf clap for you, streaking the lawn.

Must be nice to get paid lots of money while doing a piss poor job.

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"Does it get any better than Thursday Night in Blacksburg?" - Reece Davis

Yep, April fool is I.

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Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

Check the date.

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Go Hokies

Go Falcons

Oh I know realize the date and that is what makes this article so enjoyable to read.

"W-I-N (What's Important Now) To make change; To influence; To use this moment to be better than the last; To achieve greatness in all aspects of your life; Win at home. Win at school. Win at business. Win at life." - Bud Foster

I would argue that it would be even more enjoyable if it wasn't an April Fool's joke. Still a good read, though.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

Yes I would have to agree but still it is always a good day to take a good jab at Time Cop.

"W-I-N (What's Important Now) To make change; To influence; To use this moment to be better than the last; To achieve greatness in all aspects of your life; Win at home. Win at school. Win at business. Win at life." - Bud Foster

only better if Al Groh was his replacement.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

"Based on what he's said, the truth is is that every team out there is a good team. They fight hard, they're well coached, and they all seem to have an outstanding player that's hard to contain."

I love this. It essentially says, 'Everyone else is better than us and our players can't cover theirs'. So let's give the coach a raise. #CharlottesvilleLogic

EDIT: Yeah I should stay off the internet today. And away from people.

Damn, you know its going bad up there when they make April Fools articles over their head coach receiving a contract extension.

"Does it get any better than Thursday Night in Blacksburg?" - Reece Davis

In all honesty, he should try to coach basketball. We will catch up to them even faster that way.

Mmm...Donna

"Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism." Kenny Powers

What were we saying again...

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Best part if the whole article:

We reached out to Coach London for comment, and in return, we simply received a postcard that says, "YOU!"

We put the K in Kwality

I love the more subtle jabs at Littlepage and Oliver they managed to work in... the basketball comment was great

i believe streaking the lawn did an april fools article last year saying uva was gonna discontinue basketball and football to concentrate on "sports that matter."

"It's worth it right? It's worth it to lay it all on the line for your brothers!"
"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster (both quotes)