Random hate from Georgia Tech

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In my opinion the most ridiculous thing they said on there was #3, somehow our loss to Auburn in the Sugar Bowl started an SEC decade of dominance , they are really reaching for stupid reasons near the end of the list.. "ESPN would have gone on about their business without deciding they needed to go on a decade-long mea culpa to the SEC. But your failure in that game cemented not only Auburns undefeated season, but 10 years of suffering for every other conference in the nation."- So somehow us beating Auburn would have prevented Tebow and Meyer, Saban and Alabama and LSU and Auburn from winning all those titles... Highly Unlikely!

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H_O_K_I_E_S-HOKIES!

Proud Member Of The Key Play Community Since January 2012.

My only reply is that at least we put up a fight. We lost by 3 to a team that had a legitimate claim at going to the NC game that year. GT's only BCS experience has been being manhandled by Iowa in the '09 Orange Bowl.

I believe that is a direct quote. GT isn't great on grammar.

I'm already going to Hell. At this point it's pretty much "Go big or go home."

Yes it was a copy and paste from the article. After reading it again I found more errors lol.

H_O_K_I_E_S-HOKIES!

Proud Member Of The Key Play Community Since January 2012.

#11. Because you shut down our gimicky offense year after year. It's not fair that a CB can jump over the LOS and cause fumbles.

"Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism." Kenny Powers

Reason #1 why Ga Tech hates us.....

we are better than them even with our last couple of seasons.

#VT4SEC

Other suggestions:
Virginia Tech leads the series 8-3.
We have outscored them 287-193, for an average of 26-18.
Their 'National Championship' team in 1990 shared the title with Colorado. This led to the formation of the BCS-(thanks, Georgia Tech.)
"Win a National Championship in a season where you TIED UNC and beat unranked VT 6-3-You can do that!"

Be delusional @ GT? You can do that!
Get beat by VT? You're at JoooorJa Tech, you can do that!
Can't beat VT in Atlanta when almost everyone else on the planet can?

YOURE AT GEORGIA TE....aw fuck it. Enough with the fake viral video already.

That kid is a nerd at best. At worst he's an embarrassment.

Your move, ESPN AND GT.

Bigger, Faster, STRONGER...BUILT TO HIT

I think I understand why I was down voted one (it ain't an issue), was it because I kinda went the personal attack route and called him names?

More curious. Sometimes when 99% of my posts are (intended to be) funny I can walk a borderline of hilarity and being mean.

Unless that kid trolls our message boards, in which case, you're at GT, you can do that.

Bigger, Faster, STRONGER...BUILT TO HIT

The author sounds like a disrespectful scumbag. Somebody call Sam Rogers to take care of him.

In Sam Rogers we trust.

If you're going to make a hate article, then make a hate article. Don't give me some b.s. reaches that are so idiotic I actually laugh. You know what?
I aint even mad

Carry Me Back

Those are the best they could come up with? #weak

It was a catch

OH BUT WE ARE DEALING WITH THE REAAAL Tech!!!!!!

They are as useful as that idiotic car they insist on driving in downtown Atlanta and fucking with everyone's commute.

No harm to the passengers wished, but I'd love to see that dumb old bag of bolts careen head first at its top speed of 6 mph into a concrete embankment.

#JedClampettHadANicerWhip

Bigger, Faster, STRONGER...BUILT TO HIT

That would leave a nasty scratch. THAT would show em!

Carry Me Back

Exactly how I feel about this horribly weak attempt to talk shit.

"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

That was the weakest, lamest attempt I have ever seen at mocking another school. Note, there are ZERO comments on his brilliant article. I also noticed he doesn't use spellcheck. "Infintile" is not a word....although his article is "infantile".
Maybe if they spent more time trying to beat us on the field instead of worrying about our school name, our entrance song, and our key jingling...

VHokie

They are just grumpy because they are terrified of Bud Foster and they have to keep playing him.

whatever, their blows just glance right off of us

I am always drunk when I make my videos.

So 66K+ fans going buck wild during the last play of the game against Miami is not enough to acknowledge that Enter Sandman is great and gets the fans pumped?

Why not start a list of why GT should hate themselves:
Reason #1: Having two of the most dominant receivers in the NFL being GT alum, and still thinking that running the option was a better use of their talents while they were in Atlanta. D'oh!
Reason #2: Coach Paul Johnson's inability to do anything against a team that has longer than 7 days to prepare for his offense. You can knock Beamers' bowl record, but have you taken a look at CPJ's. D'oh!

Which wallet is yours?

The one that says "Bad Motherfucker"

Ironic that the GIF the "author" uses to hate on key plays is from a game where we're beating them.

Key Play

Live for 32. Ut Prosim. Let's Go, Hokies.

i think the girl in the gif is mocking the jackets by saying

mmmmmm bbbbbb zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

"I like to hit a home run early" ~ Whit "knows how to create a Buzz" Babcock

Did Miss Lady Hokie develop a kidney stone on camera, or did the keys suddenly turn into lead?
What's up with that facial expression?

I believe that is the look of failing to hold in a fart that turns out to be a little more than a fart.

Shart face, caught on camera!

"Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism." Kenny Powers

I mean, do we not see her face go from strain to shock to terror? It fits.

Yeah...good catch!
Since we went 8-3 against them, he didn't have many options...

VHokie

Man, Al Groh left a lasting impression on the ramblin wreck (sp?) or whatever the hell they call themselves.

"And it is caught, it is caught for a touchdown"

Good lord, these guys can't even engineer a decent hate.
It's like "punching a guy in the helmet after a play is over that completely changes the course of the game".

Somebody send them a link to our own fantastic Foe Rensics so they can slink off with their tail between their legs.
Stuff like this is how hate is engineered and manufactured.

Georgia Tech was founded in 1885 by beloved adopted son of Atlanta, William Tecumseh Sherman. Having burned Atlanta to the ground 20 years earlier, he returned to find they had rebuilt the entire city with huts made from straw and sticks. Realizing they probably needed some engineers (and someone to tell them what bricks are), he cast an envious glance north to that institute in Appalachia that had been basically DOMINATING the Southern technology arena for 13 years, and decided Georgia needed a Tech as well.

http://www.thekeyplay.com/content/2013/september/24/foerensics-georgia-tech

Attaochu
Gesundheit.

Danny caught that ball.

Friends don't let 5 star friends commit to UVA.

I have inside info. - Whit

They're just mad because out of their three biggest rivals (Georgia, Clemson, Hokies), they've won exactly ONE game against any of those teams from 2010 onward.

Haters gonna hate.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

You forgot Miami in there as well. 1 win versus Miami as well.

Ah, good call, good call.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

This is laughably bad. I love how the video for #6 (Enter Sandman) is exactly the same clip that has been used for justification of us being awesome. These guys are really stretching for legitimate reasons to hate us. As has been mentioned a few times before, I'll give them a hand: Reason to hate VT #1: We beat the Jackets consistently, nearing UVA-levels of consistent beatings.

All I have to say is that I handed out so many turkey legs reading these responses. We should thank the author who wrote this for all the great entertainment.

#thingsiblamethemvsfor

They should re-title it "Butt Hurt:The Story of a Georgia Tech Fan"

Virginia Tech '12
Go Hokies and Philly Sports

I really liked this article, it made me not feel bad for what I did while on their campus on a certain Thursday night last fall.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

You pooped in a tuba, didn't you?

"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

Or accidently almost set their campus on fire.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

actually I never did find out if it was almost or actually

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

What's that? You ate a whole wheel of cheese? And you pooped in the refrigerator?

#thingsiblamethemvsfor

I at least found #6 to be amusing, and if true is definitely a valid reason.

Also, they were pretty spot-on with #1.

The tiger totally has a name! ... it's Eight Ball. Eight Ball the Tiger.
Eight Ball

Achievement unlocked: All of the Fullers

Q: Why does GT use the term "ramblin wreck"?
A: ramblin: because they're punch drunk from having played Virginia Tech; wreck:the result of having played Virginia Tech in the first place

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

contrived

This is a real shame they made such a poor list. Maybe we can make up real reasons to hate us:

#7- We broke Joshua Nesbit's Arm:
nesbit

#6- Late hit on Tyrod Taylor leads to game winning drive
tyrod

#5- We complained about chop blocks:
chopped

#4- Logan's Run
logan

#3- We came in and became the real "Tech" worth talking about in the ACC
rings

#2- Bryan Randall's Rally (2004) - after trailing in the 4th quarter, Bryan Randall exploded for 2 TD's and a Roland Minor pick 6 in Atlanta turned the game into a blow out
randall

#1- Sean Glennon Beats GT wearing one of their jerseys:
glennon

What else am I missing?

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

#1 >>>>>> all the rest

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

These are all much better choices, but they weren't used for 1 reason -

NOBODY AT GAH TECH PAYS ATTENTION TO FOOTBALL.

nerd

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

2005 - our defense outscores their offense in a nationally televised game of ranked teams.

It was a catch

Email this to that GT dude that did that weak hate spiel. Awesome list!!

Pain is Temporary
Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever
Let's Go Hokies!!

Having a "rivalry" with GT is the cfb equivalent to drinking decaf coffee. It's nice to have if you're trying to wind-down after a big dinner.

EDIT: which is probably the reason why UGA schedules them at the end of the regular season.

Like we've done with UVA the past few years.

NOW it all makes sense.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

I'd be mad too, if my team was *edit* 3-8 *edit* all-time against VT. That and GT probably got their only win against VT out the way in the CPJ era.

The U invented Swag, but UVA invented Smug.

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

3-8, you mean?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

Yup...thats what I meant. Thanks for catching my typo...
Now go shake your keys and listen to Enter Sandman you Hokie nerd :)

VHokie

All I know is... there are few teams in the ACC with a winning record against us. GT ain't one of them.

*shaking my keys in the great state of Georgia*

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

I will give Ga Tech credit though, they cost us the chance to go to the ACC Championship game in 2006 & 2009. It would have been pretty tits to have won the Costal six years in a row.

That was lame. I'm dumbfounded. Can't even get excited about it. Next...

Let the "other Tech" have their silly fun. Why would we even post a forum like this? I don't need to hear why others dislike our winning ways. Not in a sacred place like TKP. This link is for the birds...or in this case, for the bumble bees.

Eat your vegetables.

No one is immune to being bashed here. Especially not random bloggers who call us out for inane reasons.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

I agree. Too much TKP space used up on this ridiculous subject.

It was just added today at 8PM Zulu.

Danny caught that ball.

Friends don't let 5 star friends commit to UVA.

I have inside info. - Whit

Eh, they're just trying to convince themselves they have a rivalry with us. Sorry, but 2 wins over us since 2004 a rivalry does not make.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Even less of a rivalry there

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

They would sell their Thomas Jefferson statue for 2 wins

Which wallet is yours?

The one that says "Bad Motherfucker"

If the games are continually hotly contested, it's a rivalry. Especially considering what's been at stake.

Sort of like how we say Miami is our rival, but many smug Miami fans don't return the sentiment.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

Ga. Tech, is that short for Jaw Tech? Just askin'?

'80 Grad, beer was cheaper then, so was gas.

this is one of the dumbest things i have ever seen, plain and simple. i could list 100 reasons why.

- arent they 2-8 against us?
- what did they accomplish in those 2 seasons? losing to WAKE in the acccg and getting destroyed by iowa in the OB?
- do they even have a natl title? if they do, 1960 or whenever doesnt count
- do they think they would have fared better against auburn in 04?
- is VT really the cause of the SEC's success? does it not have something to do with the SEC?
- have they never had kids on their team who get in trouble with the law? what's the difference - that ours were actually GOOD so it got more attention?
- In addition to getting arrested, there are other things that our starting QBs do: win conf titles, get to the national title game, play in the NFL, beat GT, QB sneak for 16 yards repeatedly against GT, COMPLETE PASSES and umm...not transfer to other schools
- Kyle Fuller
- Bud Foster
- oh and did I mention Kyle Fuller

...i mean...the stupidity...i just...ok i'm done

Then since they didn't play for a national title, our 1999 would be that same as a split with FSU, by GT's logic.

Danny caught that ball.

Friends don't let 5 star friends commit to UVA.

I have inside info. - Whit

Not quite. None of the polls voted us #1 at the end of the year. GT did receive that honor from the Coaches' Poll.

Same thing happened to Miami (Coaches') and Washington (AP) the following season.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

I have some family that are recent GT alums. They are your stereotypical internet tough guys. Talk a big game behind the light box, but in person are totally different.

@VTimHokie85
#BringBackTheTerrorDome