Joe, yer gonna hafta change yer personals.

I moonlight as a software engineer and husband.

Gotta add Dad too, if what I hear is true.

Congrats to your better half. Hope everyone is healthy and happy.

Is it little Joe or Joie?

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Here is a picture of our newest member, BLACKJACK KEYPLAY


Viva El Guapo

Moustache already?

I look forward to national signing day 18 years from now.

What, no goatee??!

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Congrats to Joe & family! My condolences on the death of your sleep habits, however.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

So damn true. Good luck with that!

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” - David Wilson

"We are better than we think, but not quite what we want to be" - Nikki Giovanni

Congratulations Joe! Ours came in 2011 and, luckily for me, is the main reason I have almost no memory of that season. Hopefully you have a better time of it. =)

30 is the new... 29.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

Congratulations. A joyous time for you and your wife. Mine are all grown up and either married, graduated and a working stiff, or in college. 1 left to graduate! Its a wild ride. Hold on!!

Pain is Temporary
Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever
Let's Go Hokies!!

Congrats Joe, kids are awesome. I've got two boys (one about to be 3 and one about to be 2) ...that I'm training up on everything Hokie already.

It's an adventure, but as others have stated.. You and sleep agree on hiatus for a while.haha

Congrats to you and your wife, Joe

The U invented Swag, but UVA invented Smug.

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! Hope the lil one is healthy and happy. I'm sure you're not sleeping much.

"I like to hit a home run early" ~ Whit "knows how to create a Buzz" Babcock

Naked Gun

Congratulations, Ed! I hear Edna's pregnant again!

Yeah, and if I ever find the guy that did it.....

Virginia Tech would walk right up to you and punch you in the neck. They're just tougher. Cowherd 3:16

Congrats Joe!

I hope to have kids one day. But for now I'm glad it's you and not me!

Congratulations Joe!! Well planned by you and your wife for an off season baby. Your new bundle of joy will be grown enough to attend tailgates and home games by the time the season rolls around (and hopefully sleep through a quarter or two as my February daughter did this past season)

Do we have an update on the roster line? Height? Weight? Expected position on the 3 deep?

No mention of the kid's time in the 40, so that's suspicious...

In any case, congratulations Joe and family! To herald the arrival of the newest TKPer, I will dust off one of my classics:

I'm pretty sure Coach TimeCop doesn't stand a chance with Baby KeyPlay. He might string him along until his official visit in about 17 years though.