How do you smuggle booze into Lane?

With all the excitement about recruiting misses, upcoming season, etc., I figured I'd try to start a more light-hearted discussion about drinking. Specifically for games at Lane.

I've also seen some pretty creative ways to smuggle in the good stuff. Was wondering what everyone's favorite methods are, and what their favorite things to smuggle in are. I've had zip-loc bags of wild turkey taped to my legs, airplane bottles in my shorts, or even stuffed in the toes of my boots (bought cheap oversized walmart boots specifically to have extra space!).

And for those of us that are more advanced smugglers, I recently found some more ideas, such as:

A seat cushion that actually has a bladder secretly built in: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001N1041A/?tag=buzz0f-20

A clever flask disguised as a bottle of sunscreen: http://www.lighterside.com/product/sunscreen+tube+flask/AdditionalViews.do?sortby=newArrivals

A hairbrush flask: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ESYPSHY/?tag=buzz0f-20

And just because it's cool - you could have this at your tailgate and RC control it to deliver beers to everyone without anyone ever needing to get up: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=84433&promo=Home-Living-Kitchen-Entertaining&catid=140

Hopefully they'll eventually start allowing booze sales in the stadium (with something reasonable like a 2 drink maximum for the game - certain people are just too annoying when drunk). Until then, let's help each other with better and better ways of improvising, adapting, and overcoming! Unless it's a UVA fan trying to smuggle in Zima. Then let's get 'em arrested and thrown in the drunk tank.

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