TKP FANTASY FOOTBALL - WEEK 12

Were a week away from the playoffs and have one conference that has the field decided upon already, another with 5 teams for 4 spots and then WHAT THE DAMN HELL IS GOING ON IN THE SAM ROGERS CONFERENCE? 9 out of the 12 teams in the league are still in the running there.
Here's how the playoffs will work: top 4 make the playoffs in each Conference. Week 14 pits the 1 seeds vs. the 4 seeds and the 2 seeds vs. the 3 seeds. The winners of the Week 14 match-ups face each other for their Conference Championship in week 15.
That's when the fun begins - the three Conference Champions will face off in a two week battle between weeks 16 and 17. I will compute the stats by hand. Week 16 will have standard league scoring (Frank Beamer conference and Sam Rogers conference scoring) and Week 17 will have 0.5 PPR scoring (Bud Foster scoring scoring).
Because this system lacks flexibility (has to be done over email), I'll be the one to be flexible. For week 16, you must email me at sean(dot)t(dot)hogan(at)gmail(dot)com 1 hour before games start on a given day if you intend to start a player and you must tell me which position they're starting in (QB, RB1, RB2, WR1, WR2, TE, FLEX, DST, K). You do not need to email me your entire lineup on a Thursday night, just players that are playing in that night's games, but I would suggest sending me your entire lineup anyways since I am allowing you to email me to revise later on.
Week 16 is tricky because there are Thursday and Saturday games, so you'll need to email me by 7:30 on Thursday if you have any players playing then and an hour before the start of the Saturday and Sunday games for your players playing on those days. If you do not get a lineup in, I will default to your lineup the previous week completely, even if a player is benched, injured, etc., so please remember to get your lineups in. I will accept as many lineup revisions as you need up until 5 minutes before a players game starts, but please try and get them in earlier when possible.
Winner will get their choice of any one item from TKP Store (a t-shirt or a set of pint glasses).

Also, you get 1 gif this week:
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FRANK BEAMER CONFERENCE
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CLINCHED
Centaurrian Gray (T-1st in record, 2nd in points, 1st in PR)
A win against Daniballs will guarantee a first round matchup against Daniballs.
Demaryius Targaryen (T-1st in record, 5th in points, 2nd in PR)
Needs to win and have Centaurrian Gray to lose to grab the #1 seed (or they can outscore me by like 80 this week if we both win or lose).
Johnny Manzeitgeist (3rd in record, 4th in points, 3rd in PR)
Probably gonna play Demaryius Targaryen in the playoffs. Probably should start all 9 players when they play.
Team Daniballsdeep (4th in record, 6th in points, 6th in PR)
Daniballs sucks. Wait, what were we talking about again? Oh yeah, shes in the playoffs now.

SOUVLAKI FOOTBALL GRAVEYARD
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Team Griffindor (T-5th in record, 1st in points, 4th in PR)
Just like the teams namesake, he just couldnt catch a break. Not that Im complaining, as this is the baddest team in the league and now they are no longer between me and a championship.
Vick In A Box (T-5th in record, 3rd in points, 5th in PR)
Finished strong (100.25 point average over the past four weeks), but not quite strong enough.
Treadmill Horses (T-5th in record, 7th in points, 8th in PR)
Struggled down the stretch (67.75 point average over the past four weeks), including a combined 104 over the past 2. Since playoffs arent an option, the Treadmill Horses can focus on helping the Hokies knock off the hoos on Friday.
Turn Down For Watt (T-5th in record, 8th in points, 7th in PR)
Since week 7, they have just turned down, with only two 82+ point performances.
Team Morton (9th in record, 10th in points, 9th in PR)
Team Morton was once 4-3. They are now 5-7. Hoping that etch21 has some good looks to fall back on.
The BeLealver (10th in record, 9th in points, 9th in PR)
Mark Leal contributed more to the Hokies this season than The BeLealver will contribute to the playoffs.
Team Cody w/ a C (11th in record, 12th in points, 12th in PR)
Still funny that she beat Daniballs last week.
BeerMe Egbert (12th in record, 11th in points, 11th in PR)
BeerMe Egbert got progressively drunk throughout the season, losing 10 straight after starting 2-0. There will still be time to rally in the consolation bracket!

BUD FOSTER CONFERENCE
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CLINCHED
Denied Pussy Touchdown (1st in record, 1st in points, 1st in PR)
Cajun Graham-Balaya (2nd in record, T-2nd in points, 2nd in PR)
Vick In A Box (3rd in record, T-2nd in points, 3rd in PR)
Not only did Cajun Graham-Balaya clinch a playoff spot this week, but they moved up to the #2 seed. Not that it will matter theyll play Vick In A Box in the first round of the playoffs either way, and there is no advantage to being the #2 seed over the #3 seed other than PRIDE.

FIGHTING CHANCE
Houston Swedish Chef (T-4th in record, 4th in points, 5th in PR)
Fosters D gets after ya (T-4th in record, 5th in points, 4th in PR)
4.5 points separate these two teams over the entire season. Both have tough week 13 matchups (Houston Swedish Chef vs Cajun Grahambalaya and Fosters D vs Denied Pussy Touchdown), so it will be an interesting last week.

SOUVLAKI FOOTBALL GRAVEYARD
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Highty Tighty Phoenix (6th in record, 7th in points, 6th in PR)
Good enough to stick with the big dogs for most of the season, but couldnt quite get luck on their side late in the season.
Kuhn On The Cobb (T-7th in record, 6th in points, 7th in PR)
Really hot end to the year, but it was too little too late.
Ticket Oak (T-7th in record, 12th in points, 12th in PR)
Hung around for most of the year, but at the end of the day, they were Ticket Broke.
Dork Magic (T-9th in record, 8th in points, 8th in PR)
Fully dipped out.
3rd and 31 (T-9th in record, 10th in points, 10th in PR)
Played down the stretch like youd expect Michael Brewer to on 3rd and 31.
Cartoons Plural (T-11th in record, 9th in points, 9th in PR)
Losses plural.
Roccos Italian Army (T-11th in record, 11th in points, 11th in PR)
Hit Rocco bottom.

SAM ROGERS CONFERENCE
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CLINCHED
Doges Plural (1st in record, 3rd in points, 1st in PR)
Playoffs Plural. Very first. Much win.
Team Powers Mojo (2nd in record, 4th in points, 2nd in PR)
Theyve got some good mojo going into the playoffs. A big win in week 13 vs Doges Plural could give this squad the #1 seed.

FIGHTING CHANCE
Bourbon BeamerBudBrewer (T-3rd in record, 1st in points, 3rd in PR)
A big matchup looms in week 12 vs Sarah Stone. The Killer Bs could still make the playoffs with a loss if Carolina Sex Pantherse and Fuller Up also lose and they end up with the most points. Not probable, but still possible.
Carolina Sex Panthers (T-3rd in record, 2nd in points, 4th in PR)
Win and theyre in. Lose, and they could still be in, if Fuller Up loses and they beat the Killer Bs/Sarah Stone loser in points.
Sarah Stone DD Here 4 the TDs (T-3rd in record, 5th in points, 5th in PR)
At enough of a disadvantage to Carolina Sex Panthers in points that they need to win to have a realistic shot.
Fuller Up (T-3rd in record, 11th in points, 9th in PR)
Need to win and have the Carolina Sex Panthers to lose to make it.

SOUVLAKI FOOTBALL GRAVEYARD
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Demarcotion Criteria (T-7th in record, 6th in points, 6th in PR)
Still technically alive, but too far back in points to win a tiebreak vs any of the 7-5 teams besides Fuller Up.
Megatrons Johnson (T-7th in record, 7th in points, 7th in PR)
Also still technically alive, but just not gonna happen.
Whigs and Torreys (T-7th in record, 8th in points, 8th in PR)
Additionally still technically alive, but lower chances than Braxton Miller transferring to VT after the year or French giving birth to a flaming porcupine while jumping out of a speeding car into a shot glass.

Team Copeland (T-10th in record, 10th in points, 10th in PR)
Playoffs? Team Nopeland.
Champagne Supernovaks (T-10th in record, 9th in points, 11th in PR)
Playoffs? Nick No-vak.
Team FranklyIncensed (12th in record, 12th in points, 12th in PR)
To be frank, this team isnt going anywhere anymore.

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