TKP Fantasy Football - Week 6

GIFS to start your week off!

Jaguars gonna Jaguar

Jay Cutler tries to throw lefthanded, hits referee

Aaron Rodgers has the moves like Jagger

Terrance Toe-Tappin Williams

No PI to see here. Move along.

lol the Steelers lost to the Browns

I dont know why I find this so funny, but Alshon Jeffery has no interest in fumbling this ball.

The 72 Dolphins cheerleaders?

DAT LEAP

Frank Beamer Conference Standings:

Top 3 Performers by Position (most points):
QB Cam Newton (33 Team Cody w/ a C), Joe Flacco (32 Team Daniballsdeep, did not start), Tom Brady (30 Vick In A Box, did not start)
RB Matt Forte (27 Turn Down For Watt), Arian Foster (25 Team Daniballsdeep), Giovani Bernard (21 Treadmill Horses)
WR TY Hilton (28 Demaryius Targaryen), Brandon LaFell (21 Johnny Manzeitgeist, did not start), Demaryius Thomas (18 Demaryius Targaryen)
TE Julius Thomas (18 The BeLealver), Jordan Cameron (16 BeerMe Egbert), Greg Olsen (12 Team Griffindor)
DST Detroit Lions (20 Team Morton), Denver Broncos (17 The BeLealver), Philadelphia Eagles (17 Treadmill Horses, did not start)
K Stephen Gostkowski (16 Team Griffindor), Dan Bailey (15 Team Daniballsdeep, did not start), Mike Nugent (14 Demaryius Targaryen)
Notable Underperformers (over 80% st%, under 6 points):
Drew Brees (Johnny Manzeitgeist) - was on bye week. Johnny Football is predictably his backup QB, so no points were lost there I guess. Scobeard still won.
Jamaal Charles (The BeLealver) - was also on bye. I know the saying start your studs but didnt think it applied to bye weeks too. Shane Vereen (0) and Tre Mason (5) wouldnt have exactly helped Beau win, though.
Julio Jones (Treadmill Horses) - started in 100% of ESPN leagues, scored 6 points
Dez Bryant (Turn Down For Watt) - started in 99.9% of ESPN leagues, scored 6 points
Eddie Lacy (Centaurrian Gray) - started in 99.3% of ESPN leagues, scored 4 points
Alfred Morris (Team Griffindor) - started in 90.6% of ESPN leagues, scored 5 points
Doug Martin (Team Morton) - started in 89.6% of ESPN leagues, scored 4 points
Victor Cruz (Vick In A Box) - started in 86% of ESPN leagues, scored 1 point, died
Best Starts of the Week (under 35% ESPN start %):
T.Y. Hilton was only started in 27.7% of leagues and scored 28 points, but Demaryius Targaryen didnt have any other healthy WRs on the roster so it was a bit of a no-brainer (I guess it was a good start to choose him instead of a waiver wire WR, so well give them credit there).
Mohamed Sanu (Treadmill Horses) - started in 28% of leagues, scored 18 points. Very good call to start Sanu with AJ Green and Marvin Jones out. Treadmill Horses chose Sanu over Percy Harvin (73.3% starts, 0 points), Michael Floyd (25.9% starts, 10 points) and Kelvin Benjamin (28.9% starts, 10 points).
Anquan Boldin (Johnny Manzeitgeist) - started in 30.7% of leagues, scored 15 points, started at flex over Ahmad Bradshaw (45.9% starts, 11 points)
Ronnie Hillman (Demaryius Targaryen) - started in 1.8% of leagues, scored 11 points. Started at RB2 over Carlos Hyde (8.6% starts, 1 point), Jerick Mckinnon (1.0% starts, 8 points) and Storm Johnson (0.5% starts, 8 points)
Benny Cunningham was started in 0.4% of leagues and scored 9 points for Danibails, but she left Mike Wallace (12) on the bench in favor of Benny.
Team of the Week: Team Cody w/ a C got her first victory of the season, knocking off BeerMe Egbert 75-70 thanks to Michael Crabtrees TD on Monday night. Only Cam Newton (33) and Justin Tucker (13) joined Crabtree (10) in the double digit scoring club, but Egbert got a bunch of bad luck with his RBs (4 points combined from Moreno and Taliaferro, and Moreno is out for the year now), Wes Welker (0) and Eric Ebron (2).

Bud Foster Conference Standings:

Top 3 Performers by Position (most points):
QB Cam Newton (33 Kuhn On The Cobb), Joe Flacco (32 Dork Magic), Tom Brady (30 Ticket Oak, did not start)
RB Matt Forte (32 Denied Pussy Touchdown), Arian Foster (26.5 Cajun Graham-balaya), Demarco Murray (23 Houston Swedish Chef)
WR TY Hilton (32.5 Kuhn On The Cobb), Demaryius Thomas (23 Kuhn On The Cobb), Mohamed Sanu (23 Highty Tighty Phoenix)
TE Julius Thomas (19 Roccos Italian Army), Jordan Cameron (17.5 Highty Tighty Phoenix, did not start), Greg Olsen (15 Houston Swedish Chef)
DST Detroit Lions (20 Ticket Oak), Philadelphia Eagles (17 Vick In A Box), San Francisco 49ers (14 Fosters D)
K Stephen Gostkowski (16 Fosters D), Dan Bailey (15 Denied Pussy Touchdowns), Justin Tucker (13 Cartoons Plural)
Notable Underperformers (over 80% st%, under 6 points):
Frank Gore (Vick In A Box) - started in 85.5% of leagues, scored 3 points
CJ Spiller (Dork Magic) - started in 78.8% of leagues, which is close enough to 80%, scored -1 points.
Marshawn Lynch (Fosters D gets after ya) - started in 95.7% of leagues, scored 6.5 points
Eddie Lacy (Highty Tighty Phoenix) - disappointing
Victor Cruz (Ticket Oak) - still dead
Doug Martin (Ticket Oak) - not dead, but still sucks
Stevan Ridley (Roccos Italian Army) - scored 2.5 points and died. Doesnt start in that many leagues (28.1%) but figured it was worth giving him a shoutout.
Best Starts of the Week (under 35% ESPN start %):
Antone Smith (Ticket Oak) - 14 points and only started in 2.4% of leagues!
Joe Flacco (Dork Magic) - started in 14.5% of leagues, scored 32 points. Yeahhhh, kinda a good week for the most ELITE qb in the league.
TY Hilton (Kuhn on the Cobb) - 32.5 points, still a beast this week.
Mohamed Sanu (Highty Tighty Phoenix) 23 points. Still a great start this week.
Lamar Miller (Denied Pussy Touchdown) - started in 34.7% of leagues, scored 14.5 points. Ballsy start with Moreno back, but as we have already seen, he is made of glass.
Eagles Defense (Vick In A Box) - started in 13.1% of leagues, scored 17 points. The Eagles D was good this week.
Joique Bell (Houston Swedish Chef) - started in 26.3% of leagues, scored 16 points. Good start with Reggie Bush out. HSC chose him over the likes of DeAndre Hopkins (1.5), Kelvin Benjamin (13.5), and Storm Johnson (8.5).
Mike Wallace (Fosters D) - started in 34.1% of leagues, scored 14.5 points.
Team of the Week: Houston Swedish Chef served up Vick In A Boxs first loss of the year, 107 86.5. HSC had a balanced attack, with 6 players scoring at least 12 points (Ryan, Murray, Bradshaw, Olsen, J. Bell and Titans D). Vick In A Box, on the other hand, had just four double digit scorers (the good Manning, L. Bell, F. Jackson and Philly D).

Sam Rogers Conference Standings:

Top 3 Performers by Position (most points):
QB Cam Newton (33 Fuller Up, did not start), Tom Brady (30 Team Copeland), Colin Kaepernick (28 Sarah Stone DD Here 4 the TDs)
RB Matt Forte (27 Doges Plural), Arian Foster (25 Carolina Sex Panthers), Giovani Bernard (21 Champagne Supernovaks)
WR TY Hilton (28 Demarcotion Criteria), Andre Holmes (24 Bourbon BeamerBudBrewer, did not start), Demaryius Thomas (18 Sarah Stone DD Here 4 the TDs)
TE Julius Thomas (18 Doges Plural), Jordan Cameron (16 Team Copeland), Clay Harbor (15 Bourbon BeamerBudBrewer, did not start)
DST Detroit Lions (20 Team Copeland), Denver Broncos (17 Bourbon BeamerBudBrewer), San Francisco 49ers (14 Carolina Sex Panthers, did not start)
K Stephen Gostkowski (16 Fuller Up), Dan Bailey (15 Champagne Supernovaks), Justin Tucker (13 Team FranklyIncensed)/Graham Gano (13 Carolina Sex Panthers)
Notable Underperformers (over 80% st%, under 6 points):
Drew Brees (Team FranklyIncensed) - still didnt play last week. Still got started in 2 leagues. Between Brees, Lynch, Reggie Bush, Harvin, etc. it wasnt a great week for Team FranklyIncensed.
Dez Bryant (Doges Plural) - 6 points, 99.9% start rate, and the Cowboys still won.
Julio Jones (champagne supernovaks) - 6 points, 100% start rate, lame.
Eddie Lacy (Team Copeland) - still lame
CJ Spiller (Fuller Up) - seriously CJ, what the hell?
Alfred Morris and Victor Cruz (Team Powers Mojo) - bummer week, but Austin Powers still won.
Best Starts of the Week (under 35% ESPN start %):
Thomas Brady (Team Copeland) - 30 points, 35% start rate. After the first four weeks stinkers, he was tough to start, but 2 weeks in a row makes him easier to trust again.
TY Beanie Baby Hilton (Demarotion Criteria) - 28 points, still a great start. Started him over Doug Martin and Andre Johnson, too.
Isaiah Crowell (Team Copeland) - 11 points, 4% start rate. Copeland started him over Zac Stacy, Stevan Ridley and Darren McFadden. BO$$.
Ronnie Hillman (Whigs and Torreys) - 11 points, 1.8% start rate. Smart start.
Antone Smith (Fuller Up) - 12 points, 2.4% start rate, another BO$$ move.
Team of the Week: Team Copeland was 1-4 going into the week and knew they had to roll the dice to get into the playoff hunt. They smartly started Tom Brady (30) over Andy Dalton (18) and Isaiah Crowell (11) over Zac Stacy (2) and Stevan Ridley (2) and also stuck with underperformers Larry Fitzgerald (15) and Jordan Cameron (16) in the starting lineup. Their opponent, Demarcotion Criteria, tied for the second most points in the league this week with 101 in a tough luck loss, with TY Hilton (28) and Demarco Murray (20) leading the way.