EDSBS's Analysis of the Fine System

The people of Every Day Should Be Saturday have come with their hot take on this fine system:

MISSING BOOKS/COMPUTER

Hang on, you get fined $15 if you don't have your laptop charger? What if you have a laptop that can go like 7-8 hours on battery? What if it's a pain in the ass to crawl underneath your desk to unplug the charger because you're, say, a gigantic ass human being that plays major college football? Of all the fines on this list, this one irks me the most. WHAT IF THEY HAVE A NEW MACBOOK, YOU CRETINS!

Worth a read if you want to see someone giving the right amount of attention to VT's now defunct fine system.

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