OT: Language of the Hoos Decoded

Alright, science fans, get ready for some offseason fun. Apparently, a recent study has been done on the communication of white-handed gibbons:


These guys.

Turns out their method of communication might sound somewhat familiar...

It looks like the true nature of our neighbors to the North has been revealed! Although, I don't know why they would need to communicate; there are never any around...


More white-handed gibbons scratching his butt than fans at UVA's last spring game.

But it's totally cool. We now know what they've been saying all those years. Yep, UVA fans proudly chant, "I'm a female gibbon, and I'm with him." It all makes so much sense.

Science geek out! Carry on.

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