SNOW-LIFTING GATE 2015

Note, this was at the bottom of the thread about the recent Washington Post article so I figured that I'd start a new conversation.

As Alum07's thread and following conversation has shown, there's some probable change in store for the basketball team. The most interesting part of that article was Buzz mentioning offhand that there were two players who bailed on weightlifting due to snow.

So let's skip the rest of the article and just get into the fun stuff: downright reckless speculation about who skipped the workout. I'm going to break down the odds for each guy based on very scientific things like guessing and small (but possibly unrelated) facts.

Malik Mueller: 2-1. Only played 13 minutes on Saturday. His PT has declined significantly since the Clemson debacle.

Shane Henry: 5-1. Look at him. Dude looks like he's skipped every weight session since he was 15.

Devin Wilson 8-1. Only has these odds because he's friends with Mueller. Could have been a group decision.

Adam Smith 12-1. Similar thinking to Henry, plus he only played 18 minutes against the Canes.

Jalen Hudson 20-1. Only this high on the list because he drives Buzz crazy and it kind of makes sense. No actual reason here.

Satcel Pierce and Justin Bibbs 35-1. They played too much for me to think they got on their coach's bad side.

Ahmed Hill: 1,000,000,000,000-1. If you've ever met Hill, you'd know that he wouldn't skip a single day of work. That dude is a human Buzz saw (pun totally intended).

Also, don't be idiots and hit me with the "you're so bad at odds making, obviously I'd pick Hill". It's a joke, damn.

Thoughts? Make your own odds below while waiting for tip off against Wake.

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