OT: An Open letter to LOLUVA from Mr. Jefferson

http://www.streakingthelawn.com/2015/11/9/9638612/mr-jefferson-has-had-a...
Found this gem on Facebook, didn't want to post the whole thing but it's worth a full read.

It is with great consternation that I do correspond with you on the grave matter of the abomination I witnessed two days prior. While I believe wholeheartedly that the University of Miami is a fine educational establishment fit to instruct the grandsons of energetic British settlers that came to Florida after the Spanish traded it to the English crown like a unneeded packmule, and that the dedication to the tropical studies certainly befits its location, I find that I am most perplexed how a school founded over a hundred years after our noble establishment could so confound our student representatives on the football field. Have we not an institutional memory? Are the learned strategies of warfare found in our voluminous libraries of no use to the men who guide these fine students?

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