Yep...we've moved on from coaches. We have decided to attack the very core of the opponents strength...their mascot(s).
This week, we hate on the fluffy, cartoonish "wolf" couple known as Mr. and Mrs. Wuf. Not to be "that guy"...but why isn't it "Woof".
Mr. Wuf debuted with in the 1950s when cheerleaders would dress up like a wolf. No idea when/how it offically became Mr. Wuf (and didn't have the desire to spend the energy it took to click a link to find out). Mrs. Wuf first appeared in 1975. After six years of hearing "where do you think this relationship is going" and "do you think we will ever get married", Mr. Wuf decided he wanted to lower his risk for heart disease and decided to marry that gal (*according to a 2006 University of California study, married men are 40% less likely to die from heart disease...but 100% more likely to die from "accidental brake cutting"). In a touching ceremony that was conducted by the Wake Forest Demon Deacon. That sound weird to anyone else?
Oh...and here's one for you. Her name was Mrs. Wuf before they got married! So the innocent and pure Mr. Wuf married another wolf's wife...or a relative. Stew on that for a minute.
...And they actually renewed their vows, again conducted by the Demon Deacon.
Vows
Oh and in 2010, due to fan outcry to bring back live animals on the sidelines (seriously...in this day they WANTED a live animal), they introduced a Tamaskan dog (not a wolf...really? missed an opportunity here), Tuffy. TUFFY??? TUFFY??? For some reason that one doesn't make me shake in my boots.
"Who's a boo?...Who's a boo-boo?...Who's a boo-boo-boo?...Mmmwwaa...Mmmwwaa!!!
"What do you feed your dog? He seems miserable"
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