OT I would rather_than go to a UVA game

Husband Hokie rant here. Wife (employed by UVA Med) wants to attend a UVA football game. Wife understands I (husband) am a die-hard Hokie. So I'm like, you're in luck. They'll be in town post-TG. Wife wants to go to another game. So I've come up with this game "I would rather_than a UVA game" that doesn't involve Tech. Here's mine. I would rather

than attend a UVA game not involving Tech.
Have at it and have fun.

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