TKP Fantasy Football - Preseason

Football season is upon us, with college games starting over the weekend and the NFL kicking off on Thursday. Most of you drafted awful teams, and I would like for all of you to find at least one person from your league to relentlessly make fun of this season.

It was a pleasure seeing/meeting many of you at the TKP tailgate yesterday, but I'm very angry at all of you for letting me get sunburn on the back of my calves (who does that?!?).

I got a new job (YAY!) which means I have less time to spend on TKP fantasy football write-ups ("YAY!" - your brain cells) so I'm going to make them more of open threads this year.

To kick things off, I wanted to list out some of my favorite team names from the dozens of TKP Fantasy Footballers this year:
Dude You're Getting Odell
Fuller House of Pain
Jim DrunkOnMillers
Coale Drogo
11 Straight

Also, it was brought up to me last week that ESPN's defaults do not give fractional points. Is anyone opposed to me changing the settings to make scoring fractional in each league?

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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Such tackle. Very D-Line. Wow.

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill