2016 NFL Draft Thread - Where will the Hokies land?

Well, its that time of year again where all our favorite teams refill with talent, and some kids get sentences to a multi-year stay in Oakland or Detroit. It started up last night, with QBs going 1 and 2, to the surprise of absolutely nobody. Lets hope the collective 20 thousand draft picks given up for those 2 are worth it (spoiler: they won't be... just ask Washington or New Orleans about how often betting the farm and mortgaging the future works out in the draft). Denver traded up and got their guy. Considering he was projected as a 2nd round talent, I guess they felt like it was worth it. Then again, considering Sanchez is the other option, nobody can really blame them for the desperate move.

Of course, the players themselves aren't without a little bit of drama this year. Miles Jack got everything started off on the right foot, so to speak, by informing the league he'll need microfracture surgery in the near future. Greg Oden says 'sup'. Much to the surprise of nobody after Round 1, he's still on the board. Biggest fall of the day belongs to Laremy Tunsil, who was 'hacked' before the draft and saw pictures of himself in a gask mask smoking some sort of substance *coughweedcough*. He now joins a list of players including Tyrann Mathieu, Randy Moss, Warren Sapp, and Dan Marino who have seen their draft status plummet because of the affinity for the Devil's leaf, which is a shame considering how those careers played out.

Anyway, now to the part where we all want to talk about, the situation at corner and how long Kendall Fuller is going to wait to hear his name called before he gets to wear the cap of his new employer. Spoiler: he'll hear it called before the end of the 2nd round. Absolute worst case scenario, he falls to 62nd and Carolina trips over itself sending Chris Gamble to the stage to announce his name to be the heir apparent to Josh Norman, who recently took his talents to Landover. My guess is that he is gone before this pick. Regardless, whoever drafts him is going to be getting an absolute steal in the 2nd round. Fuller was taken 84th overall by Washington. His knee injury must be much, much worse than we were led to believe. Not often you pick up a guy in the 2nd 3rd who has the instincts to do this:

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