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As an incentive for the TKP Club reaching 150 members, I offered to submit myself to a Reddit-style AMA. Well, the TKP community answered the bell and surpassed that number by the deadline I imposed. We're now up over 220 people and slowly climbing. As your reward, I now offer you the chance to ask me anything. The season is about to start, so get your minds right (or very, very wrong...)

New to TKP and want to know something? Fire away. Returning from the offseason and you haven't caught up on all the latest interesting stuff? I'm here to help. Do you have something totally random, funny, insightful, or personal that you want to ask me? [pours a fresh glass of bourbon] Let's do this thing.

I will answer questions from now until the end of the weekend or maybe early Monday morning. Initially, I thought I would put a hard 24-hour limit on this, but people may be busy on the weekend and not see it. So Monday morning I will probably wrap this up. I will answer everything as soon as I can, so check back often!

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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