OT: Salad Rankings

1) Beet salad. It is an actual vegetable that is good for you, especially liver function. It tastes like desert.

2) Chicken. Chicken salad is the best sandwich on a hot summer day. It is the right mix of protien, oil dressing, and sweet pickle flavor to fill and cool at the same time.

3) macaroni- Mac salad is a top flight side dish. It is bad for you, taste great, and compliments cold cuts, burgers, and bbq

4) potato- see macaroni, except the starch is slightly better for you.

5) fruit- pineapples, strawberry, oranges, and cantaloupes. Money choice.

6) tuna- mix has to max out sweet pickle juice, but this chicken salad substitute can sustain you in desperate times.

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