OT: If ACC teams were cars....

I thought this was pretty funny and accurate...

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Miami should be any supercar that falls apart after 50 miles.

Love VT as a Camaro though, but I'm biased.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

BMW M5? Had a buddy that had one. Never saw him drive it. Always talked about it though...

I'm a man! I'm 43! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Miami should be an Alfa Romeo

The cars... oh my god the cars look so good. But they are historically unreliable and they all will inevitably fail before their time.

Don't let this comment take away from the fact that Arkansas blew a 24 point 2nd half lead in the Belk Bowl.
Don't let the Belk Bowl take away from the fact that Matt Ryan blew a 25 point 2nd half lead in the Super Bowl.

Anybody that likes cars busted out laughing at this one.

Rip his freaking head off!

So by Top Gear's logic does this mean to truly be a college football fan I need to be a Miami fan at some point?

You have to understand the history of the game before you can appreciate the sport!

Don't let this comment take away from the fact that Arkansas blew a 24 point 2nd half lead in the Belk Bowl.
Don't let the Belk Bowl take away from the fact that Matt Ryan blew a 25 point 2nd half lead in the Super Bowl.

That's a decent analogy. Alfas won serious races "back in the day" (pre-WWII).

But I have to say, since a friend of mine had one, that the Spider was a blast to drive. Just not to own.

The jury is still out on the Giulia, but it does look like a a lot of fun to drive. The problem is that it's got some steep competition in the BMW and the Audi.

I was reading Car and Driver's comparo between the Giulia Quadrifoglio and the other usual suspects, and I think the Alfa broke twice during testing. They still proclaimed it the winner.

Conclusion: C&D writers must be Miami fans.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Personally, I thought the Bronco would be a better fit for Miami because it's not bak yet either.

this is what I thought of right after reading VT's description...

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon

Would have liked Hokies better as an F-150 but I might just be biased since that I what I drive...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

KCCO

Agree. Hokies need to be a truck of some sort.

I was thinking the Chevy Suburban. The unofficial vehicle of Lot 1

Missed a big opportunity for Ford puns methinks

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

At least we escape another long Ford pun sub thread

“I turned down 12 other opportunities. You know what I mean?” - Fuente

Seems like you already have somewhat of a focus on the sub thread

I'm guessing you could just create a Fusion of other Ford pun threads if you wanted.

EDIT: that pun was already used. I think I need a Pinto beer.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Another pun Fiesta!

Jokes are rolling off the assembly line today

The Dude Abides

Virginia Cavaliers - Ford Bronco

We can use it as a get away vehicle after we murder them in November.

I was thinking like a Jaguar XF for uva:
Reliable in their unreliability, frequent breakdowns, but considered a 'luxury' car.

I was thinking any MG for the same reason. MG's are most often spotted on jack stands or on the side of the road.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Smart Car? Only they get it, and gets crushed by every other one.

I'm a man! I'm 43! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Another article where Miami is BAK!

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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LOLUVa as a car would be this:

This should be Florida State:

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Alternate UNC Car:

More like:

While inside, UNC fans:

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

I lost it at the Syracuse caption, mainly because it took about 5 seconds to make sense to me.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

bwaahahahahahahaha

My car:

/thread

Don't let this comment take away from the fact that Arkansas blew a 24 point 2nd half lead in the Belk Bowl.
Don't let the Belk Bowl take away from the fact that Matt Ryan blew a 25 point 2nd half lead in the Super Bowl.

I also drive a VT branded Camaro, people ask me all the time what the VT edition is for. I usually reply "Very Tough" then explain that it is Tech's logo.

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

UNC as the Bluesmobile. Perfect:

via GIPHY

Pain is Temporary
Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever
Let's Go Hokies!!

I know he retired, but how we're we not a Beamer?

As a former BMW owner, I'm fine with the team not being compared to one. Seriously overrated.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

I could have it backwards but I believe the BMW cars are known as "bimmers" while it's the BMW motorcycles that are called "beamers". So that's why.

You have it right.

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Oh, and guess which car juuuust got promoted to big boy status at NASCAR?

Yup

Don't let this comment take away from the fact that Arkansas blew a 24 point 2nd half lead in the Belk Bowl.
Don't let the Belk Bowl take away from the fact that Matt Ryan blew a 25 point 2nd half lead in the Super Bowl.

Pain is Temporary
Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever
Let's Go Hokies!!

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

May I propose another vehicle as an upgrade for UNC.

I give you the duckmobile:

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Naw, see, ducks do okay in the water, meanwhile UNC teams shrink when you get them wet.

This seems to belong here.

I prefer David Wilson's ride.

When I saw the title, this is the first thing that came to mind for loluva:

a broken down weinermobile

Miami would have to be a fake Ferrari

LOLUVA has to be a Citroen

'Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat,
but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat'

I dunno, when I see their freddy fudd lookin' coach I think this:

I don't know if he has a lisp or not, but when I listen to him I hear one.

.

I'd rather be at the Rivah.

Gif'r done!

...Elmer Fudd?

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Yep. Where did Freddy come from?

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I'd rather be at the Rivah.

Gif'r done!