Saw a "HooFB" License Plate Yesterday

This is all I could think of...

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Isn't that an Oxy-moron?

foresthokie
US Navy Vet

Hoo fan buddy of mine came down from hooville for a game back in the day. While driving to the game, he noticed a VPI SKI license plate as we came through town. His exact words were "Isn't that an Oxymoron?". Snotty bastard, but a witty one and even I had to laugh.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

I knew the guy that owned that car!!! Lived in Telluride for a bit after graduation.

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

HOOBB, HOOLAX, HOOTEN, HOOSOC, HOOSWM, and HOOWRS must have all been taken.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

HOOCHES. Wait, that didn't turn out right...

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

That Hoo chess team is lit.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

Ours is still better

it is fitting because HOOFB is the sound their quarterbackS make each and every time a hokie defender hits them

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Chem PhD '16

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

It means "Hoo Face Book".

We put the K in Kwality

I read/interpreted that as "hoofball", and

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

at least it's a shorter fall for Cavman.

(And with loluva having a need to rename things, wouldn't hoofball be what we consider polo?)

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Same here, we all knows Hoo's don't play real football.

G*ddammit I was coming here just to post this.

Nicely done, papilgee, take your leg!

Seems we were on the same wavelength.
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No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

HOO Farted, Bronco?

That must be the guy that showed up at the UVA spring game.

"with all due respect, and remember I’m sayin’ it with all due respect, that idea ain’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin’ it on" - Ricky Bobby

Spring festival. Just like the fall, they don't play football in spring anymore.

HOOFB

Hoo F***ing Blows

Probably means Hoo Futbol. It would be just like a Wahoo to refer to their soccer team that way. Or FB are his/her initials.

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

In other license plate related news I saw the license plate BEATVT on a JMU background this morning. In Charlottesville no less.

I mean, if they want to come back to Lane at some point, I'd welcome them in.

Just to drive home a point, a la ECU last season, that it ain't safe no more in these streets.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

And you could even swap out Liberty for JMU on the schedules and probably make a lot of people happy.

JMU plays ECU in their first game this year. I believe JMU will whip their butt.

it'll be close. JMU will still be a great FCS team this year and ECU looks to be on the path to football hell. Would not surprise me if JMU wins, but I doubt it'll be a whippin.

That being said, under Fuente, we'd put up 50, easy on JMU or really any FCS team. Depth-wise, we're just too much and now we have a coach who isn't trying to hump the doorknob on offense.

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

now we have a coach who isn't trying to hump the doorknob on offense.

LMAO!!!!!

Where is Lawson?!

Imagery... it'll get after ya.

"...sticks and stones may break my bones but I'm gonna kick you repeatedly in the balls Gardoki!"

JMU killed them. Running back went for 265 yards.

I love that we 38-0'ed them by halftime.

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ECU is not worthy of the obligatory "bro" tagline.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

I wish we had 38-0ed them again in the second half.

Did that person also have a "Just Missed UVA" sticker on their car too?

Why does anyone care about a Wahoo Facebook page?

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

Because even that is easier to read than LeSabre?

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saw this today while grocery shopping:

Think she's a current player?

"with all due respect, and remember I’m sayin’ it with all due respect, that idea ain’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin’ it on" - Ricky Bobby

She must spend a lot of time on Facebook

We put the K in Kwality

This is how I read it

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

This was also my immediate thought.

@vtscottyb

We put the K in Kwality