Ask TKP: Christmas Vacation or A Christmas Story?

We're going to settle this once and for all.

Clark Griswold vs. Ralphie Parker. Eddie in his bathrobe emptying a chemical toilet in the sewer vs. Flick sticking his tongue on the flagpole. 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights vs. the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

Separated in release by only six years, A Christmas Story (1983) and Christmas Vacation (1989) have been staples in the yearly must-see Christmas movie lineup of Hokies across the globe. Both are classics and both are completely different. Yet, there always seems to be a debate about which one is superior to the other. Even if both are in your family's annual lineup, there has to be one that you like a little more than the other.

Let's take a poll: Which of the two is your favorite? Christmas Vacation or A Christmas Story? Before Christmas, I'll compile the results and determine the favorite of the two within TKP FAM. Then, we can all have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f@#king Kaye.

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"Tajh Boyd over the middle . . . and it's caught for an interception! Michael Cole, lying flat on his back, ARE YOU KIDDING???"

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
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If you play it, they will win.

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And no surprise there, it's Wally Lancaster with an airball that looked gorgeous on its way to nowhere...
2/15/89, VT vs. South Carolina...

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
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