French on Player Nicknames

Since people have been a bit sour at points today, I want to focus on the positives. We have a talented class, with some gaps to be sure. One thing I like is that Fuente clearly wanted to get guys who were going to generate yards after the catch/initial touch on offense. There are going to be some fun players.

I have this annoying habit of coming up with annoying nicknames for players that nobody else uses. I am working on them, but I am going to call Pimpleton "The Love Bug." When I watch him run, that Disney theme goes through my head. He doesn't looks super impressive, and then just flies buy defenders like they are standing still.

If Debose signs, he will likely inherit the Million Dollar Man gimmick.

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