January 2017 Recruiting Thread Part V: The Final Countdown

Five days til National Signing Day. Rather than adding any salient information, I'll just leave you with this and let you guys rack up another 600+ related or unrelated comments.

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Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

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Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

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I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

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