OT: ACC Coaches as Star Wars Characters

Steve Addazio- Yoda
Loves to stick to old tactics, and ancient philosophy. Matt Ryan is "Too old", "Needs training"

Dabo Swinney- Princess Leia
Prom Queen, Outspoken, Proven Leader, Never gives up without a fight

Jimbo Fisher- Han Solo
That guy that you never really like but you always end up rooting for anyway, kind of a crybaby but justified

Dave Clawson- C-3PO
Comic Relief, Connects with the failure side of yourself

Dino Babers- Chewbacca
Loveable Loser, Big Friendly Giant that sometimes provides comic relief

Bobby Petrino- Emperor Palpatine
Evil, Rose to and gained power under illegitimate circumstances

Dave Doehren- Porkins
Could be a friend with Luke, Serves on the winning side but never really has an impact

Justin Fuente- Luke Skywalker
Homegrown, destined for greatness, Blue Collar, Straight up nice guy

Paul Johnson- Darth Vader
Pure Evil, Performs torture and great evils to prisoners and opposing Offensive lineman, Finds lack of faith disturbing

Bronco Mendenhall- Greedo
Dies early and often, Jerk, Never a contender, Has a self-entitled smugness that that makes you writhe in anger at

David Cutcliffe- Obi-Wan Kenobi
Wise and friendly, Sometimes has a lack of judgement

Mark Richt- Lando Calrissian
Nice guy, Wiseguy, Plays for the wrong team originally, but came over to the Good guys

Pat Narduzzi- Grand Moff Tarkin
Whiney Baby, Blows up

Larry Fedora- Admiral Motti
Victim of a higher power, conspiricy, controversy, et cedera. Pretty unfaithful

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"