Caption the picture: Cam Phillips and Kurt Benkert

This was too good to pass up. Cam exuding cool. Kurt looking on. You guys know the drill.

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"I wish I chose the Hokies."
The lament of Hoos throughout time.

"When you're green, you're growing. When you're ripe, you rot." -Ray Kroc

You mean "I wish the Hokies chose me."

Can't choose to attend something when you're not invited.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

At the time that I write this comment, I would also simply like to say...

Bro.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Benkert: *rethinking all the choices that led me to this moment when I realized I will never be cool*

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

"If I had a penny for every time Miami was chosen over us to win the Coastal... I'd have this jacket"

“I turned down 12 other opportunities. You know what I mean?” - Fuente

related:

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

I have no witty caption, but cam is looking fly, not only is he putting Benkert's drab suit to shame, he is stealing da U's swagger

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

I can't decide whether he won a bet to wear that jacket or lost one.

That just means he's doing it right.

Damn I left my Ray Bans in the car......Stupid.

"with all due respect, and remember I’m sayin’ it with all due respect, that idea ain’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin’ it on" - Ricky Bobby

Im not sure what to do with my hands

Cam P out there looking like New Money! I see he believes in dressing for the job you want.

Tweedy can run like a dadgum antelope or whatever. I like to use scalded dog. Do antelopes lumber? Cheetah, OK. He runs like a cheetah. He's fast. - Bud Foster

Read this on Facebook a few months ago:

"I was told to dress for the job I want not have, now I'm in a disciplinary hearing dressed as Batman"

I can't wait to watch Cam have a fantastic season. Definitely looks like a guy who's ready to be a confident leader on the offensive side of the ball while we're breaking in a young QB.

I think Cam was our best receiver by the end of last season. Granted, Ford had a rep and was likely given extra attention because of it. Cam definitely seemed the most dangerous to me though.

VT Class of '12 (MSE), MVBone, Go Hokies!

A lot of the big plays I remember that involved YACs had Phillips in them. He was rolling down the stretch.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic.

I'm not sure I buy the "his numbers are buoyed by the best corners shadowing Ford" explanation. With him getting more targets, his apparent bulk up in the off season, and his general fit in Fuente's system, he's set up to have a big senior year in my opinion. The jury's still out on offense as a whole, but I really like Cam.

Conor's suit was the shiznit!

We put the K in Kwality

Hey there is one person out of four in these two pictures that isn't a shithead.

"I'll put a quote here to distract you from my inane comment."-Me

"I thought if football was involved we were required to wear a tie..."

"I'd like to buy him a Zima!"

I wonder if he will sign a copy of his CD when it drops today

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

...what's a CD?

We put the K in Kwality

CDEEZ NUTS!!

That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I mean I've seen teams suck before, but that was the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Mom?

We put the K in Kwality

This will be the closest I'll ever be to knowing what winning feels like!

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

"I wonder what he thought about our 3 quarterback rotation."

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

"Damn, it's gonna be 14 in a row..."

"Mr Phillips, I have some Brie in my pocket and a 4-pack of Zomething Awezome (Zima) back at my room and I am willing to let you have it if you go out back and let me throw some passes to you!"

Jeremiah 29:11 and Go Hokies!

"Shit, Cam. I thought you said to wear bronzer."

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

not a caption, but it's pretty fun to think that Evans had +1000 yards on Benkert last year and almost all of that could have been passes to Cam.

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all I can think is: "Dan Smith, BYU"

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Kurt..."Damn, they are beating us in Clothing wear and style... we just can't win"

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

but we have womens ice hockey

"I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them." - Lee Corso

Apparently I can't figure out how to post a picture, so I had to back into it.

@Fightin_Gobbler

Go Hokies

Go Falcons

"Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let Bronco pick out my suit....or cut my hair."

Didn't want to create a thread and not contribute.

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

And the shades flip up.

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Dope

Dwayne Wayne approves

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

As does Russ

It's a thing.

Get it? Dwayne Wade glasses?

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

Ahem....Dwyane

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Oddly enough, it's pronounced "Kevin"...

First time I've ever noticed that. And I considered myself a big Wade fan for years!! Good lookin' out, BCH...

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

Where is Click?!

Those 2x4 Jenga pieces might as well be stacks of benjamins based on the heat he is throwing off

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

"That 'Drive for 25' pin on his lapel really completes his ensemble."

I FOUND FIREMAN'S ALT ACCOUNT!

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic.

Umm, no.

Just as a PSA, it is bad to have this quote as your ringtone while you are at work.

Or so I have heard.

Also bad to have "Centerfold" as your ringtone at church. I have heard. Another PSA.

That's all.

Wait, what?

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

"Stampeding Cattle.....through the Vatican"

What a great flick

The Dude Abides

Love love love we got some quiet swagger back. Can't stand seeing all these other schools exude that quiet confidence we always had from 99-2012. Confidence is oozing from this team, I'm ready for the hype train! All aboard!

Caption: Damn....

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Times are A changing!

Hokie Love!

Dang, I'm not even pretty fly for a white guy.

Benkert: "Uptown just funked me up."

Alternatively, I sort of just want to caption this from Cam's point of view with all of the lyrics to Uptown Funk.

I support this measure.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Benkert: "YOU!"

Cam: "That's right,Tolstoy. ME!"

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long....

Channeling James Brown like a boss!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I think the proper answer to that question is "With style, son."

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

How much chardonnay do you have to drink to be that fly?

Looks at Cam

**testicles recede**

The Dude Abides