OT: Offseason Boredom: LOLUVa Bashing

I grew up in Charlottesville. Fully 20% of my HS and practically everyone in the classes I took went to LOLUVa. I currently work in Lynchburg so there's still a lot of Wahoos around me. As such, I am constantly reminded of the extreme douchebaggery with which every "1st year" is indoctrinated during orientation. It also means that I get to see innumerable examples of how the school and its adherents don't live up to their own delusions.

I heard this one on NPR yesterday and, as a mechanical engineer, it just cracked me up. What do you do with an ME degree from LOLUVa? Anything but actual engineering, that's for damned sure.

Just wanted to post this and give anyone else a forum for bashing LOLUVa because it's the off season and I'm bored at work.

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