OT - Potato Chip Flavor Contest

So I'm bored today waiting for the last regular season basketball game of the year, and I've been mulling this around in my head for a while now. Ive seen these commercials for the 'Design a flavor' contest for Lays potato chips, and i got to thinking, what would be the WORST flavor you could design for a potato chip?

Knowing the community here tends to love thinking outside the box, i figured this might be right up our alley.

Unfortunately, I can't grant the $1 Million prize that Lays does, but have at it anyway.

Rules:

1. Maximum of 2 flavor combinations per idea; i.e lemon-lime, but not lemon-mango-lime
2. All flavors must be something that is normally consumed or put in one's mouth by humans, i.e. food, candy, medicine, toothpaste, etc. This means you can't say things like gasoline or kitty litter.

My initial offerings to get us started:

A) Haggis
B) Sea Cucumber & Kaopectate
C) Cake

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