In the latest installment of the UNC academic fraud scandal, UNC has refused a public records request by a local CBS affiliate claiming...wait for it...that they are not a university, but a public law enforcement agency and therefore must be compelled by a court order to disclose information.
Just when you think they've perfected the art of ducking the consequences of completely circumventing the rules, they up their game. Who knew that a "respectable university" could just claim whatever the hell they want no matter how easily full of crap said claim is? I think they saw this comic and thought, "You know, that's not a bad idea..."
In other news, I'm actually a diplomat from Laos and therefore have diplomatic immunity so Imma do whatever the hell I want.