(Hatin'(g) on) F*** PAT NARDUZZI

Everyone. Today sucked. But we have to puke and rally and not let our focus drop from the next one. We clearly have work to do and it has to start with the NarDouche.

FUCK PAT NARDUZZI

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Pat Narduzzi tweeted this the second Penn State lost to Ohio State despite having his own team at the bottom of the ACC standings.

As disappointed as I am with our coaching as a whole this season I am happy they are nowhere near this stratosphere of douche.

FUCK PAT NARDUZZI!

Pat Narduzzi eats bananas horizontally.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Nah, he eats them vertically in one swallow...

"It's a miracle in Blacksburg, TYROD DID IT MIKEY, TYROD DID IT!"

He eats bananas with no hands.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Nah, he eats them with one of his hands on the back of his head.....

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

FREE THE "STICK IT IN" CHANT!!!

Pat Narduzzi is related to Paul Johnson.

There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

Pat Narduzzi microwaves bread and calls it toast.

Pat Narduzzi thinks Billy was the best character in Stranger Things season 2

Pat Narduzzi can't decide if she should be pulling for Miami or Notre Dame right now because he loves and respects both teams so much.

Edit: The "she" was an accident but I'll leave it.

Sometimes I like to leave off the /s just to mess with people.

Pat Narduzzi? Never heard of her...

"It's always great to beat UVA, that makes us all smarter and better looking for a couple days".

Pay Narduzzi thinks game of thrones would be better if they just focused on Dorne instead of westeros

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Heads up that Pat Nardouchey has a broken set of headphones for sale cheap if anyone is interested.

Play ball!

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Pat Narduzzi is a sore loser who makes snide comments about the other team in interviews, screams at the refs on every play that doesn't result in a flag in Pitt's favor, and throws his own players under the bus when things don't go well.

Oh I was supposed to make something up? Pat Narduzzi said that Virginia Tech's new academic logo is vastly superior to the old one.

F* Nat Pardouchey.

sol-a-rex

Pat Narduzzi likes the Turnover Chain and wishes he had thought of it first

He likes it so much that his team commits turnovers just to see it more.

Can't get into this now.

Where is Lawson?!

Patt Narduzzi will be fired from the Pitt program a la Kevin Spacey from Hollywood.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Pat Narduzzi likes watching men's basketball but only when Ed Valentine is reffing.

Pat Narduzzi was voted Most Likely to Suck Eggs in high school.

"Now Miami wants to talk about it." *Cue Enter Sandman*

I went to throw shade at Pat but, his corners pulled the receivers down

Keep calm, Gobble on

Pat Narduzzi thinks Nathan Peterman should start over Tyrod Taylor

You put this out in the universe!

All Maroon, all the time!

You put this out in the universe!

All Maroon, all the time!

Justin Fuente used UNC's bullshit excuses last season as motivation to drop 59 on them. Lets do it again.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Pat Narduzzi thinks Jenny Fuente is somewhat standoffish even though he's never met her.

Pat Narduzzi eats Chinese food with one chopstick in each hand.

Pat Narduzzi thinks that Fuente made all the right decisions against GT

1-0 every week

Pat Narduzzi expects to win this weekend...

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

We might be a mess right now but we opened as a 16.5 point favorite over Pitt.

So ...... Fuck Narduzzi

Jesus! Are they really that bad? I didn't thing we would be that high after these losses and our offense.

They lost to UNCheat in Pittsburgh and Youngstown State took them to OT.

Dang that does suck! Ok I understand now.

Pat Narduzzi thinks Ron Dayne deserved the Heisman over Michael Vick

Pat Narduzzi even thinks Dayne had a more successful NFL career

Chem PhD '16

I am surprised this hasn't made it on here yet.

I am surprised PUZZLED this hasn't made it on here yet.

FTFY

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Give them credit for that!

Pat NarDouchei prefers ham to turkey on thanksgiving, but still uses gravy

you gotta shake it before you bake it!

Pat puts the gravy on the pumpkin pie, and nothing else... And yes, he covers the whole pie before anyone takes any.

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

Pat Narduzzi is happy that I'm still too depressed from Saturday to really get into a Hatin' On thread...

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

As we used to tell the freshmen...

RALLY AND FINISH STRONG!!

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

FREE THE "STICK IT IN" CHANT!!!

Pat Nardouchee thinks Butch Jones is a great coach and got railroaded.

Pat Narduzzi calls cheap fouls in pickup basketball.

Sometimes I like to leave off the /s just to mess with people.

Pat Narduzzi thinks a Big(Four)T(e)en defensive system will be effective in the ACC, a league with actual QB's.

Pat Narduzzi suffers from Benjamin Button syndrome, explaining why he acts like a toddler despite his appearance being that of an adult man.

Pat Narduzzi sees himself in the mirror, gets tense and rigid, then tries to fight his reflection; only to realize the giant douche he see is just himself, to where he then gives himself a little grin of approval.

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

Narduzzi thinks Hank Beamer is ugly

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND?????

Nardouche hates Primanti Brothers

Where is Lawson?!

OMMMFGGGGG I need some Primanti Bros right now

you gotta shake it before you bake it!

Nuck Phat Nardouchzee

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Pat Narduzzi schedules a one hour conference call and reads directly off the PowerPoint presentation word for word. WE CAN SEE YOUR NOTES SECTION PAT!

“I turned down 12 other opportunities. You know what I mean?” - Fuente

I base all of my "Hatin' On's" off real life occurrences that happen to me throughout that week. It's actually rather therapeutic.

Pat Narduzzi sends out a corporate mandate requiring every employee to back park their vehicle in the parking lot...

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Oh yeah, that's fun. Let me try:

Pat Narduzzi decides unilaterally to move the engineering department from cubicles to an open floor plan and then gets pissed when everyone complains about the noise and lack of productivity. Also, he arbitrarily decides to move the technical documentation department in with the mechanical engineers just so they can annoy the shit out of us. Screw that guy.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Man, that's rough. Pat Narduzzi really is a douche. I would hate an open floor plan - I've strategically stacked books and drawings on both of my "guest" chairs so Bill and Bob and whoever else I don't want to talk to doesn't come in a plop down so he can proceed to talk about something I could care less about.

Moral of the story...F#@k Narduzzi.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Ooo I'll play.

Pat Narduzzi's boss ordered a case of wine and gave him a bottle since he was in the office and signed for it.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

What's the problem? lol

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Pat Narduzzi's real life occurrences aren't appropriate material for the Hatin' On thread?

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Haha, no I was just confused - you got a bottle of wine from your boss that he paid for, right? That sounds like a good thing. Maybe I'm reading it wrong - it is almost 2:30 in the afternoon.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

I just thought it was funny that you said that today since that happened today so I thought I'd join in as a TIC kind of thing. Pat Narduzzi doesn't think TIC is funny though.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

You're good, it's just me - my brain has trouble comprehending sentences after 1:00 p.m M-F and on weekends.

Also, Pat Narduzzi doesn't know how to comprehend sentences.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

All of my hatin' on submissions are real life occurrences or annoyances.

I'll join in...
Pat Nardouchie decides to fix stucco holes AFTER you've painted the floors, and doesn't put a drop cloth down.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

FREE THE "STICK IT IN" CHANT!!!

Pat Nardouche paints hardwood floors.

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

Pat Narduzzi microwaves fish in the break room then leaves to eat in his office.

Not cool Nardouche, not cool.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

I was coming here to post this because it happened yesterday.

Pat Narduzzi calls his contractor on the phone to tell them to do the project his way instead of how it should be done, but ignores all requests to put the request in writing.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Pat Narduzzi waits until the last minute to ask for a deliverable and then acts like it's your fault it's not completed because he wasn't proactive enough to ask you to start it weeks ago when he realized it had to be done.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Pat Narduzzi prints off 36"x24" plans on 42" paper........PORTRAIT!

Pat Narduzzi approved putting up the firewalls on company laptops so you have to use your smart phone to see every picture and GIF posted on TKP.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Pat Narduzzi doesn't understand what Ron Cherry was talking about when he said "Givin' him the bizness."

Narduzzi's idea of film review is staying up late at night to watch The Bachelor.

Pat Narduzzi anagrams to "Pizza and Rut" which doubles as his dating strategy

Chem PhD '16

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Are you trying to kill people? That's like saying "drink every time the ball is snapped" for a football game.

That's like saying "drink every time the ball is snapped" for a football game.

That game is for babies. If you want to play a real mans drinking game, just drink every time Narduzzi complains about something on Saturday. No one has ever made it past the first quarter.

Optional rule number 2: Someone holds onto your jersey while you try to run to the bathroom to throw up.

Pat Narduzzi takes the urinal next to you in an otherwise empty bathroom.

Pat Narduzzi starts political discussions at family Christmas.

Pat Narduzzi likes Duke basketball because "they play the right way".

Pat says, "That Allen kid just knows how to get into people's heads. It's not playing dirty, he's just competitive."

Fuck Pat Narduzzi and Grayson Allen.

Pat Narduzzi thinks GT should be in the playoffs discussion with the other two teams that beat VT.

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

Pat Narduzzi let UNCheat have an ACC win AND ruined our chances of the TarHoles ending the year 1-11.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..