HATIN' ON LOLUVA AND BRONCO MENDENHALL

UVA WEEK. GET AT THEM. GET THERE. THEY ARE NOT AS GOOD AS THEY LOOK!

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LOLUVA THINKS THEY COULD MAYBE POSSIBLY BE A FOOTBALL TEAM AGAIN

"again"?

Ooo, can we get a "76-0, bro" this time?

I don't know what adjustments Fuente needs to make, but I sure hope he does something so we can keep the streak going. Not too optimistic tbh, I think UVA is gonna throw the kitchen sink at us. Since this is a hatin thread, I hope Bronco goes back to the 2 QB system that worked so well in last year's game

We haven't looked like a complete team in a month but this UVA team has lost 4 of their last 5 including a 31 point shellacking at home against BC and a 17 point loss to Pitt. They looked good for one half against a Miami team coming off two huge, emotional night games on to a nooner against UVA. Once Miami woke up they handled business. This UVA team has shown some flashes but they are not good. Let's step on their throats from the get go and they will fold.

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinsku, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

I hope Bronco goes back to the 2 3 QB system

FTFY

I swear to drunk, I'm not God

I think UVA is gonna throw the kitchen sink at us.

*toaster*

Go Hokies

I got a toaster for 'em! LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Virginia Tech would walk right up to you and punch you in the neck. They're just tougher. Cowherd 3:16

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As always, mandatory listening...

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Virginia has the horses to beat us this year. They've taken a major step forward in year-2 of the Bronco era. Conversely, I'd say we are nowhere near the team we were last season, despite being on track to win the same number of games. I'm all for gifs, jokes, and memes, but we cannot sleep on this squad this season. As hokieforever12 said, they are going to throw the kitchen sink at us. Fuente and Cornelsen are going to need to be on their A-game.

Bronco Mendenhall posts legitimate comments ina. Hatin' on thread even when there are other appropriate threads out there

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LOLUVA thinks you don't need more than 1 Zima to get the right amount of buzz on

When Zima came back this summer, I decided to try it. It has the taste and alcohol content of flat sprite. Had to spike it with gin.

UVA doesn't think there is never a reason to try a Zima...ever...for any reason.

Bronco Mendenhall likes Primus.

He refuses to say "Primus Sucks!"

Bronco Mendenhall thinks that Cake, The Bloodhound Gang, Radiohead, and Rage Against the Machine were good 90's bands.

Cake absolutely sucks. Let's say stupid things over stupid music - then you get Cake.

Bronco thinks that Smells like teen spirit is under played

Hello all you boys and girls I'd like to take you to the inside world It's quite an irregular place to be But never fear you're safe with me. Well maybe

Bronco listens to Jock Jams volume one to get pumped up before a game.

and your point is....?

Wait, that's bad....?

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

FREE THE "STICK IT IN" CHANT!!!

The Pietasters are way better.

Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.

I see what you did there, but the point is valid as hell. I remember 'Out All Night' being on NCAA 06. Really liked the college rock soundtrack from that edition.

No primus no deal

Hello all you boys and girls I'd like to take you to the inside world It's quite an irregular place to be But never fear you're safe with me. Well maybe

Bronco followed Nickelback on tour for several years, but never got backstage.

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Nah, he finally made it. If you look hard enough you'll see somebody starting a dumpster fire with a toaster. That's him.

Oh, he got 'backstage.' Where do you think he got his #hardthingstogether idea?

Bronco drives on the shoulder to get past traffic jams.

I guess I didn't realize that Bronco was from Maryland?

I have but one word to say...TOAST

Keep calm, Gobble on

UVA's coach is named Bronco

Keep calm, Gobble on

Bronco Mendenhall is a clown tbh fam.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Whenever I meet someone and find out that they went to LOLUVA

via GIPHY

Leg for the guitarist from Almost Famous!

Where is Lawson?!

UVA beat georgia tech. Only pretentious losers do that.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

Ha! What IDIOTS!!

"I'm a Miller Lite guy, always have been, since I was 8." -John Daly

* In the rain....

anytime GT has played in the rain this year, they resemble the Hurricane Game Heels from 2016....

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When asked whether he preferred cake or pie, Bronco Mendenhall said "raisins."

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

When asked whether he preferred cake or pie, Bronco Mendenhall said "raisins" Toast FTFY

1-0 every week

When asked whether he preferred cake or pie, Bronco Mendenhall said Raisins Toast Microwaved Toast FTFY

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Bronco loves toasters but hates toast.

Sometimes I like to leave off the /s just to mess with people.

After all that talk of Fuente to OU by Hoos. BM to OSU?

Bronco Mendenhall thinks other schools want him.

Coach BM's initials are BM 💩

That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

UVA students call themselves "first years", "second years", etc.

Bronco thinks the Garden of Eden was in Missouri.

Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.

Where they rode dinosaurs to work in the olden days.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Wait, are you saying the flintstones wasn't a documentary?

Edit: Drink (comment below was like 2 hours before mine)

He was just a colt back then.

Bronco thinks next years squad will be better, even though they lose Benkert, Blanding, Brown and Kiser.

1-0 every week

Fuck Pat Narduzzi.

"Now Miami wants to talk about it." *Cue Enter Sandman*

F*ck Matt Ryan!

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

I'll piggy back this,

luckily, Pat Narduzzi fucks himself as evident from the end of this past week's game

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Bronco talks to his toaster, named Cuisinart.

Bronco has a burnt toast tart burner at home.

Bronco thinks the Flintstones is a documentary!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Bronco thinks Kyle Guy should have kept the man bun

1-0 every week

This is UVa's coach. 'Nuf said.

He needs some mouse for fluff!

Where is Lawson?!

moose? Hell my hair is gone!

Where is Lawson?!

Bronco's name is Bronco Mendenhall

I don't know what a Hokie is but God is one of them- Lee Corso

Bronco is so stuck-up, he likens the rivalry to "culture vs agriculture."
BEAT UVA.

"When you're green, you're growing. When you're ripe, you rot." -Ray Kroc

Pitt has shirts that say this too. Observed one yesterday. I have another reason to dislike them.

Just gonna slide this in here

UVA lost to richmond

THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. So beautiful...

Nicely done.

Needs to highlight the concept of locker room toaster.

AWESOME!!!!!!! Again I hate talented people!

Where is Lawson?!

CCDD08_A2_AA86_4_C40_8_F89_19_A0_BA3587_FC

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Broncos name is Bronco and he coaches football at UVA

Bronco doesn't accelerate when he's in an acceleration lane.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Bronco asks the Arby's cashier about their salad options.

This is gonna be 2011 levels of satisfying. UVA is feeling good, hell, they are looking good. But not on Friday. It will be Black Friday alright after he punch them hard in the eye early on and never look back.

I hope like heck you're right. I think we feel like the more wounded team with more to prove, so between that and the fact that UVA just laid their whole season on the line yesterday in South Florida, I'm hoping we can just jump on them. I'll be there in Charlottesville cheering them on when we *hopefully* make it 14 in a row.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Ok, I'll admit I'm still worried about the offense. But no way the defense is gonna let us lose. They are gonna be fired up after the Pitt win. I think it's gone a bit unnoticed, or more appropriately unheralded, but they are currently ranked:

Scoring Defense: 6th

Redzone Defense: 3rd

First Down Defense: 8th

Third Down Defense: 2nd

And then top 15-25 in every single other significant defensive stat. This is one of Bud's best defenses in the past decade.

If the offense decides to show up at all and keep our defense off the field, we win this in a blowout.

They key defensively is going to be getting off the field on 3rd downs and (as per usual) limiting the big play. Benkert can put the ball on the money when he has time and has the receivers to make some big time plays. If we can keep everything in front of us, I think our offensive can do just enough to make it 14 in a row.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

I think that is where the offense comes in. We know the defense can get themselves off the field on 3rd down. They are the 2nd best in the nation at doing that. If the offense can actually sustain drives when they get the chance we should win this.

Yep, agreed. Really need to find a way to make the most on first downs and sustain drives. Good stat hunting. For some reason, I always feel like we have trouble getting off the field on 3rd downs, but the stats obviously prove me wrong. Maybe it's just the fact that the few times that teams have converted plays on 3rd downs, they've been big, game-changing plays.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Seeing Bush come in for those 3ish plays.... guy looks like a tank

Part of me is hopeful he wins the starting job next year...

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Bronco Mendenhall buys his magic underwear at Vineyard Vines.

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Let's not make fun of someone for their religion.

Bronco thinks ragged mountain running shop is better than runabout sports.

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Bronco sucks farts out of old car seats.

"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

Bronco vajazzles

Bronco thought that UVA was a destination job.
When Bronco meets someone for the first time he ALWAYS introduces himself by saying "Hi, I'm Bronco Mendenhall, I'm the head coach at UVA"
Bronco takes shits in public restrooms, then doesn't flush.

Twitter me

Bronco thinks jazz hands are a good for team chemistry

I don't know what a Hokie is but God is one of them- Lee Corso

Bronco cowboys up on Broke Back Mountain

Where is Lawson?!

Bronco Mendenhall's name is Marc

i thought they used to have a good futbol team at UVA but do they Football?

Nuck Phat Nardouchee
Screw UVA

Somewhere on the sideline Bud Foster is looking for a Stroman interception

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Bronco Mendenhall is really an anagram of his real name: Cornball Demon Hen.

That Spanish for like a fighting chicken?

It could be although I think it's actually french for "Fuck Bronco"

Also, Old Ranch Noblemen which is what loluva grads aspire to be

Chem PhD '16

What's wrong with that?

Bronco thinks BM stands for Bow Movement, o wait it does!

"I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them." - Lee Corso

Bronco thinks BM stands for Bow Movement, o wait it does!

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Maybe this was a nautical joke?

when your coach may get poached by a school that's 7-27 over the last three seasons, you might be loluva.

@sthvt

Bronco lost to Richmond and got really upset so he named his kid Cutter

Bronco eats tofurkey for Thanksgiving. And just the right twix. Nothing else.

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

UVA fans think the last time they beat VT was 2007. Seriously.

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

Bronco likes his BBQ with mustard based sauce.

exit light

So? Something wrong with that?

exit light

Bronco invites you to a BBQ at his place and when you show up ready to destroy some smoked pig, asks if you want cheese on your burger.

Bronco invites you to a BBQ at his place and when you show up ready to destroy some smoked pig, asks if you want cheese on your burger.mustard on your store brand chicken frank.

FIFY

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Bronco invites you to a BBQ at his place and when you show up ready to destroy some smoked pig, asks if you want cheese on your burger.mustard on your store brand chicken frank that he boiled instead of grilling.

FIFY

FiFY

And now it's time to show the world
That victory is ours tonight

He likes his steaks well-done, and only when the BBQ is at your place.

At his place, the menu is usually hot dogs.

Bronco Mendenhall looked at this photograph.

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Bronco asks himself "Would I do that if I were a Simpson's character?" before every major decision.

Really - it explains so much. Coaching at LOL, DDP Yoga, #hardthingstogether, toaster...

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Bronco can't pronounce Schuylkill correctly and emphasizes the first L

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Bronco Mendenhall sent out this Christmas card...

Bronco once clicked on the UVA football recruiting link on Rivals and got an error message that said "The school you have selected does not have a football program."

Oh wait, that was me (and a true story).

The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me.

Bronco likes the joke about how Jack is stuck on a horse and you are supposed to help him off.

Lol Jack off a Horse. Classic

Bronco thinks T-Pain sounds better without auto-tune

Bronco buys cheap bourbon and says it all tastes the same

Hokies.

Bronco doesn't drink because he's Mormon.

Twitter me

I have been informed on more than one occasion, by more than one person, that if you want to see a Mormon drink, take him fishing without other Mormons around and have a cooler full of beer. One of my buds said he learned the lesson the hard way when he didn't take enough beer, owing to the Mormon's unexpected sudden "conversion" on the water.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Bronco buys cheap bourbon and then tries to age it in the bottle

Has this been asked? Does Lane Stadium North even have lights for a night game? 🤔

They have them for movie night.

Bronco posts on message boards under the screen name Jack Crow and bashes Motuapuaka.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Bronco gives the shortest guy in the plant the nickname "Tiny"

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The last time UVA beat VT, the current freshmen at each school were still in pre-school.

Fact.

Bronco rated UVA's performance against Miami as 5 out of 5 Sad UVA Fans

While I like your photo, I think they count Miami as a "moral victory".

I believe they think they actually won that one.

Had a LOLuva fan come up to me this week, No clue who the guy was, but i had my VT hoodie on and he says id rather be a Hoo then a Ho.

"I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them." - Lee Corso

Just wait until we unleash Hooker on the field. I bet he'll change his mind.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Rather be a Ho than a douche.

Has anyone noticed that VT gets the whole "What's a Hokie?" thing all the time, but no one ever asks what the hell a "Wahoo/Hoo" is and how it's even relevant....?

I hate them, I hope their baseball field floods.

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Thats cause everyone already knows.

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It's really because no one cares about them enough to ask.

Re: your avatar, I feel the absence of tinted visors in today's game is a severe disservice.

It's really because no one cares about them enough to ask.

Any nobody really wants to talk to them for that long either.

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Bronco Mendenhall can't wait until baseball season.

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

Can you look much greasier than that? I'd bet he blamed it on the fact that he'd surfed all day at the beach and then gotten helmet hair from the motorcycle ride home with no time to shower before whatever the hell he was doing at the time of the photo.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

I wish I had photoshop skills. I would like to make/alter this car magnet for our bi-yearly visits to Lane North, but change the wording so it says:

"On My Way to See the Hoos Lose"

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I also work for hire, if you ever need photoshopping done.

So you're the one UVA hired to make their stadium look full.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

His work seems more professional.

Please make this into a t-shirt or bumper sticker as is.... I will buy the shit out of it!!!!!

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

Anybody miss this guy?

You!!!

He had such an economy with words. Not so much with timeouts.

#HardThingsTogether

Is it football season yet?

Just a reminder, but the last time Justin Fuente was in Scott Stadium, this happened:

(Fuente was the OC for TCU at the time)

Heads-up: down a key player on offense this week.

what

Chem PhD '16

I don't have any info. I think the Secret Service has some though.

Bronco Mendenhall was a bully in Back 2 the Future

“I turned down 12 other opportunities. You know what I mean?” - Fuente

HEY BUTTHEAD!

YOU'RE ABOUT AS USEFUL AS A SCREEN DOOR ON A BATTLESHIP

That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Bronco Mendenhall thinks Ric Flair is dead.

LOLUVa knowingly picked the cavalier as their mascot:

who, besides being utterly flamboyant, were also loyalists to the King of England. So which is it, LOLUVa? The author of the declaration of independence or the loyalists to the king?

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What a bunch of ox morons

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Bronco Mendenhall doesn't even let his mom watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade when he's home, opting instead to keep the channel on kitchenware infomercials.

I heard he only lets her watch previous year dog shows.

His name is Bronco................. Bronco.........

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long....

Bronco felt so jinxed by the turn-over chain last week he ordered an all white ascot for the Hoo offense to wave after creating turn overs.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

after a game in which his offense managed less than 200 yards total offense and only 5 yards rushing, Bronco said they are closing the gap, despite no appreciable contributions from anyone who will be playing for them next year...

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