Hatin' on UNC and Larry Fedora

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Larry Fedora thinks the Fedora was named after his family

UNC doesn't think an ocelot named babu is an awesome pet

UNC lost to UVA

There should be some community guidelines here on the hatin' on threads... some insults are just too low...

Fedora said none of their losses count this season on account of all the hurricanes.

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

Larry Fedora thinks none of his players' degrees are shams

Larry Fedora set out to coach football at a prestigious academic institution.

Instead he ended up at UNC.

Larry Fedora hates Fedoras

Hello all you boys and girls I'd like to take you to the inside world It's quite an irregular place to be But never fear you're safe with me. Well maybe

So

Larry Fedora thinks the NCAA made the right decision.

Larry Fedora things the NCAA decision was too harsh.

Larry Fedora is a slut.

Larry Fedora was an African and Afro-American Studies major in college

Larry Fedora lobbied for the Baylor job because he wanted to coach for a school that was less corrupt.

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Let's give Larry a big round of applause. He started and finished his master's degree at UNC before noon today!

I'm a man! I'm 43! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

We put the K in Kwality

Larry Fedora once gave a ride to a student to her graduation, she was only visiting campus and during that ride earned her entire degree.

(Mostly true story)

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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that ride earned her entire degree.

In what?

Where is Lawson?!

Medical degree.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Larry Fedora doesn't like pie nor cake.

Larry Fedora doesn't like pie nor cake.

He prefers beef pasties.

Where is Lawson?!

Larry Fedora thought Jarrett Boykin's gloves were only sized as medium.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

Larry Fedora was named after the lamest of the 3 Stooges.
On purpose.

Larry Fedora commutes from Durham.

When asked 'What does the saying......mean?', Larry Fedora always picks 'C.'

Larry Fedora got lost in a corn maze.

Larry Fedora hums the theme song from 'the Facts of Life' while peeing.

Larry Fedora whistles the Facts of Life theme song while draining the tank in the head next to yours even though there's plenty of other urinals. He also turns and places his arm around you midway.

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

Something tells me this is a true story.

I have walked into a men's restroom before and witnessed a grown man using a urinal resting one hand on the wall above, swaying while singing, "Backstreet's Back, Alright!"

UNC actually stands for "Undergraduates? No Classes!"

This thread has a 3.2 GPA at UNC.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

The grade was assigned before comments posted.

As long as a few ordinary threads are given a 3.2 GPA too.

Sometimes I like to leave off the /s just to mess with people.

Larry thinks Turbisky should get an assist for the Bears flea flicker touchdown.

I'm a man! I'm 43! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

UNC forces athletes to major in African and african American studies so they can take fake classes to keep up their GPas, thus robbing them of any real educational value from their time in college...wait, you mean we're supposed to make stuff up for hatin' on threads? Crap.

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Larry is not a handsome man.

Where is Lawson?!

Fedora would rather pay extra for baby first tv on cable than watch it on amazon, even though he has a prime membership, and baby first tv is included with prime.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

This is oddly specific.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Larry Fedora may be their spouse. Just a guess.

I called Verizon about cutting the chord last month and only wanting high speed Internet. 10 minutes later, I got to keep my channels for $30/mo less. Including Baby First TV.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Baby First cracks me up because it's so low budget but damn if Notekins and Harry the Bunny didn't get us through some rough nights. The world used to stop turning when the Notekins came on. Luckily about the time they added Zumbini we got really into Sesame Street. I want to punch the Zumbini lady in the face.

Larry Fedora coaches a football team with Michael Jordan on their jerseys and he assumes that because any of the student body as well as the athletes are subject to the shit product they put on the field, it's totally ok.

Fake jump logo = fake classes. Seems fitting.

Larry Fedora thinks more teams should include argyle in their uniforms.

Larry Fedora doesn't eat the pie crust and thinks it's overrated.

GO HOKIES!

My wife doesn't eat her pie crust either. I'm so happy. There should be more like her.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

You're a lucky man!

GO HOKIES!

Can someone write my hatin on for me?! I need this A!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

My Hatin' on Larry Fedora
by VTacajoe

Larry does inconsiderate and lots of bad things wrongly. Sometime he does things wrong even with people are able watching him. This is why I hatin' on Larry Fedora.

This is my paper I definitely wrote it. Please remember and give a A to a normal student thank you.

Hating on Larry Fedora
By VTacajoe

Larry Fedora tells people he beat Battletoads the first time he played it.

And that, is some A+ writing. You're welcome.

*ring, ring*

Hi Moderator,

Long time/first time. My name is HOAT and I'd like to nominate this post as the winner on this thread.

Thanks

*click*

I don't know guys, I think you've written too much. Don't want to blow my cover!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Larry Fedora drives his BMW at 45 mph in the far left lane on I-40.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Is that who I was aggressively tailgating today?? Makes sense now that I think about it.

Might have been. Was the BMW black?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? On the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Larry Fedora thinks the left lane is for texting and reading the paper. That's why he's doing 45.

Larry Fedora also thinks it's his responsibility to ensure nobody speeds so he sits next to someone in the right hand lane who is also going 45.

You want a truly terrible NC traffic reference?

Larry Fedora takes a left turn on Wade during rush hour

Fuck you, Larry! I need to go straight to get on the shitty on-ramp to Capital! Turn at the light with the left turn lane like everyone else! It's a grid, motherfucker!

Damn, what a flashback.

I couldn't not upvote this one. Sheesh.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Larry Fedora believes football games should have multi-hour rain delays like baseball.

Larry thinks women should only be sideline reporters constrained to injury updates, halftime run-to-the-tunnel interviews, and pregame puff pieces because they can't truly understand football.

Cam?

I've been drinking.

Fedora loves sharing life lessons and recommending inspirational books

And the book:

Let's Go

HOKIES

Larry Fedora's biggest claim to fame is coming in tied for 3rd in the "Topless College Coach Power Rankings." Even then he loses to Spurrier and Bielema of all people.

Sometimes I like to leave off the /s just to mess with people.

Nope. Not clicking that link.

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Larry think that Jordan was the best all-time UNC football player. That's why he's on the jersey, and the 22 yard lines are painted blue in their stadium, because that was his number.

I'm a man! I'm 43! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Larry Fedora made Gene Chizik leave because Chizik stole his hair gel.

Larry Fedora is the head football coach at UNC.

Is it football season yet?

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Leg for the gif. It's off the hook.

Larry Fedora's skid-marked underwear is more accredited than a UNCheat diploma.

Larry Fedora thinks el diablo is spanish for a fighting chicken.

Thats awesome! With the claws? And the beak?

Fuck Narduzzi.

Larry Fedora failed the African Afro-American "classes" because he forgot to turn in his one paper per semester

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

Larry Fedora was out coached by Bronco Manhandle

Larry Fedora wears a visor unironically.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Larry Fedora will only play Mario Kart as Toad.

Larry Fedora agrees that the Ceiling is the Roof.

Always Jumping even from hours away.

Sometimes I like to leave off the /s just to mess with people.

One of the big positives for Larry Fedora in coming to UNCheat was that he thinks baby blue is his color.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Larry Fedora wears an extra-medium

All of the football and basketball players are allowed in that break room

Larry Fedora should have jumped ship after the 2015 season. Now he's just gonna get canned after a few more 2-10 seasons.

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Larry Fedora invites himself over to watch football, drinks all your beer and then complains that you ran out.

1-0 every week

Larry Fedora prefers Mr. Pibb over Dr. Pepper

Larry Fedora is a Pittsburgh Penguins fan

Larry Fedora thinks that the Disturbed cover of "the sound of silence" is better than the original.

Larry Fedora poops standing up

Larry Fedora thinks that ferrets are the best pets

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Larry Fedora poops standing up

That's just savage.

Twitter me

Haiku time -

Larry Fedora
You just lost to UVA
You have a bad team

Larry Fedora doesn't re-rack his weights at the gym.

Sometimes I like to leave off the /s just to mess with people.

And gets chalk FUCKING EVERYWHERE

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Larry Fedora made it easier for UVa to go bowling this year.

Larry Fedora was a home underdog to the University of Virginia

Larry Fedora got calf implants so he could skip Leg Day at the gym.

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

"I've got great thighs, very aesthetic knees, and I feel pretty good about my ankles. It's just my calves I can't live with" - Larry Fedora

Larry Fedora's real name is Herbert Lawrence Fedora. Apparently his parents had no chill...

Larry Fedora is an anagram of "Dreary Flora," which, coincidentally, is his stage name.

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Larry Fedora doesn't think any of the NC Breweries are any good.

Larry Fedora doesn't think Aslin ever had a QC issue.

Larry Fedora loves rice in his beer.

I'm a man! I'm 43! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Larry Fedora uses animated jpgs instead of gifs.

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Larry Fedora asks if he can use your computer to check his email real quick, then promptly passes gas in your office chair.

Having a conversation with you is like a Martian talking to a Fungo.

#JustinTime

Larry Fedora asks if he can use your computer to check his email real quick, then promptly passes gas in your office chair. looks at porn and gets you in trouble with HR.

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There is nothing that I can say about Fedora that a quick look at their record would say for me.

They lost to Virginia

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

Larry Fedora is aiming for the top draft pick.

Larry doesn't understand how the draft works.

We put the K in Kwality

Larry doesn't know!

We put the K in Kwality

Larry Fedora sits down to pee, in a trough urinal.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Larry Fedora leaves his shopping cart beside your car instead of putting it away.

Larry Fedora prefers to call Tuesdays Hump Day.

Why can't everyday be hump day?

Larry Fedora uses the following pick-up line:

"Ladies, have you ever worn a fedora? Do you want to?"

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Reminds me of a certain Greg Paulus chant.

“I turned down 12 other opportunities. You know what I mean?” - Fuente

UNC still thinks it's the "flagship" university of the state of North Carolina...

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I guess since ECU would spell it "flagsip", UNC really is.

Larry Fedora thinks just being investigated for cheating was punishment enough...(He really said this)

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Larry Fedora does not observe the 5 second rule, no matter how clean the floor may be.

UNC beat us in Frank Beamer's last home game on a bobbled pass that was incorrectly called a TD just so ESPN could move on to its next game.

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I don't know why this didn't receive more outrage than it did. I guess because the outcome of the game didn't affect anything in the big picture, but still, it was obvious that ESPN influenced the call, just like the Sugar Bowl director influenced a certain catch.

Larry Fedora wears condoms.

Good. He's already reproduced 4 times. I think that's more than enough.

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David Hale is cold blooded..

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Larry Fedora kneels during "O Canada."

"Dick to Hyman? DICK TO HYMAN!" - Guy in Lane Stadium crowd when Richard Johnson hit Josh Hyman on reverse pass in 2004.

Larry Fedora is bringing a lawsuit against all the schools that didn't hire him away in the last couple years. He claims they are colluding to keep him at UNCheat.

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