Hatin' (or whatever you want) on David Cutcliffe πŸŽƒβ€οΈ

Helmet over his balls and all. Finish this guy and we get to go down and mess on Miami's Bakness.

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But...I like him.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

I......can't

David Cutcliffe willingly coaches at Duke.

That's all I got, guys.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

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Idk

David Cutcliffe seems like a cool guy and he is a very good football coach, but he coaches the dook foosball team. lol

Okay. I'll try.

Coach Cutcliffe is a great coach and an even greater person.

Shit.

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

David Cutcliffe is a good football coach, who doesn't make excuses about the weather or how academics hamper him in recruiting...

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

YOU MUST DO WHAT MUST BE DONE.

I think it ends up something like this

David Cutcliffe is very well respected by Frank Beamer, and probably saves puppies when he goes on vacation.

David Cutcliffe looks like he's makes a mean hot cocoa and gives even warmer hugs...that son of a bitch.

"I'm a Miller Lite guy, always have been, since I was 8." -John Daly

Couldn't think of anything, so...

My Hatin' on Larry Fedora David Cutcliffe
by VTacajoe
Larry David does inconsiderate and lots of bad things wrongly. Sometime he does things wrong even with people are able watching him. This is why I hatin' on Larry Fedora David Cutcliffe.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I like Cutcliffe, and think he's a pretty decent football coach.

Coach Cutcliffe reminds me of Coach Beamer.

Shit....i suck at this.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

He's just a stand up guy

I swear to drunk, I'm not God

Grayson Allen is a jerk.

GRAYSON ALLEN HATIN' ON THREAD...BEGIN!

"I'm a Miller Lite guy, always have been, since I was 8." -John Daly

Oh here we go!

Grayson Allen thinks he's playing soccer instead of basketball and tackles the other team on breakaways thinking he will only get a yellow card for it.

LAR '12 MVBones Go Hokies! USA!

Grayson Allen is a crybaby little bitch

Cutcliffe the type of dude who brings in Carol Lee doughnuts to work every Tuesday but never eats any.

Like Larry Fedora, he prefers the Bud Foster brand

Duke has lost to LOLUVa every year since Bronco took over.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Is it football season yet?

Seriously though., basketball season begins soon. A good enough reason to hate anything Duke!

Is it football season yet?

See Grayson Allen subthread above.
And so we all remember his BS:

Pain is Temporary
Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever
Let's Go Hokies!!

David Curcliffe is so nice he wants to give us a win

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

I'm pretty sure I hate whoever David Curcliffe is!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

David Cutcliffe hand writes thank you cards and he advised Peyton Manning against doing all those annoying nationwide commercials.

David Cutcliffe is the Ned Flanders of college football coaches

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

STUPID SEXY CUTCLIFFE!!

That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

I'll bet they are the ones you actually laugh at, too.

David Cutcliffe doesn't have a puppy named Hank. He's so adorable, he doesn't need one.

Not that Frank isn't equally adorable without Hank. . .

Awww heck, this just is not working.

"Tajh Boyd over the middle . . . and it's caught for an interception! Michael Cole, lying flat on his back, ARE YOU KIDDING???"

David Cutcliffe didn't run up the score against UNC

FUCK MIKE KRYZZWZZZZZSSSSSSSKY

Honestly, it's hard cuz Cutcliffe is a good coach. Plus he did give Brian Kelly a nice loss last year. What's not to like about a guy who coaches up his team and beats one of the most overrated teams in all of college football?

Let's Go

HOKIES

Cut needs to retire so I can go back to unconditionally hating Duke in every facet.

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

David Cutcliffe is hard to anagram.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

I'm laughing way too hard at this, no fuck it. This is hilarious! πŸ—

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Last year someone came up with Decaf Cult Five.

Beneath that nice guy alter ego the man is actually an Evil Cuff Addict...

Sometimes I like to leave off the /s just to mess with people.

David Cutcliffe doesn't know what to do with his hands.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck, don't ever come on my show and talk about your football." - Colin Cowherd

David Cutcliffe is hard to anagram.

Flaccid If TV Due ??

When he retires, he and Beams are going to team up with Werthers Original to form the greatest caramel empire ever seen.

...yeah I just can't hate on him. Fuck Coach Krzzshekeeski and Grayson Bitchface doh.

"It's a miracle in Blacksburg, TYROD DID IT MIKEY, TYROD DID IT!"

David Cutcliffe ruins the spirit of hatin' on threads. See? I did it!

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"Tajh Boyd over the middle . . . and it's caught for an interception! Michael Cole, lying flat on his back, ARE YOU KIDDING???"

N/A

David Cutcliffe offers constructive criticism instead of insulting refs.

We put the K in Kwality

David Cutcliffe is going to try and put a damper on my trip HOME this weekend. I don't like him.

But DAMNIT he's such a good guy....

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

FREE THE "STICK IT IN" CHANT!!!

Duck Fook.

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

David Cutcliffe is a .... uhhh.... he cuts up Clif Bars? Before eating them?

David Cutcliffe eats Carol Lee donuts with a fork and knife?

David Cutcliffe likes cake?

/ducks

So kind of like Fuente and Bud?

Sometimes I like to leave off the /s just to mess with people.

And your point is....?

David Cutcliffe stands in the way of Fuente's 2017 scorched earth policy for the state of North Carolina.

And NC State at the ACCCG

Never would have guessed at the beginning of the season I'd be seeing this statement made seriously.

I remember warning people and getting shouted down. At this point, Im just happily right as usual.

β€œI remember Lee Corso's car didn't get out of the parking lot.” -cFB

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Fuck Matt Ryan.

"Now Miami wants to talk about it." *Cue Enter Sandman*

Fuck Pat Nardouche

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

Fuck K.J. Sails.

Meh, I don't think that clown deserves the recognition. The only thing about him with a high motor is his mouth.

He coached Peyton Manning. I don't like Manning, so by transitive property I don't like Cutcliffe.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Anyone else remember The Talking Goat from Adam Sandler? "You buttonhooked me. I didn't think you were going to buttonhook me."

David Cutcliffe reminds me of my Grampa.

David Cutcliffe hates Paul Johnson as much as I do

- David Cutcliffe avoids calling shotgun because he wants others to sit in front.

- David Cutcliffe fully stops his vehicle at yield signs.

- David Cutcliffe recruits while speaking highly of other schools.

- David Cutcliffe went on a date with Dorothy Mantooth and called her the next day.

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint

I swear to drunk, I'm not God

And that's why David Cutcliffe is the only one allowed to date her.

- David Cutcliffe fully stops his vehicle at yield signs.

That's reason enough to hate.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Cutcliffe brought the world the Manning brothers, he is evil.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Pretty sure that was more on Archie.

David Cutcliffe beeps at people in the crosswa- wait, no he actually helps them cross the street and directs traffic.

David Cutcliffe pays with checks at the st- well, he does, but the people around him don't really seem to care, since he chooses to coach at Duke.

Screw it...

Mike Leach resembles BP Richfield from the TV Series Dinosaurs.

Always thought he looked like those crazy birds in Dark Crystal

I could see that...

Also, perhaps a slight resemblance to Tokka (turtle thing) from the Ninja Turtles Secret of the Ooze as well?

Well he was definitely created in Jim Henson's Workshop so that makes him a Muppet.

College football is better with Mike Leach. The same can be said for Cutcliffe. Difficult Hatin' On thread.

Thank goodness we don't play wazzou.

Stick it in! Stick it in!

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I don't have enough emojis for this, week played

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

David Cutcliffe thinks Eli Manning is a good quarterback.

Rip his freaking head off!

David Cutcliffe is an outstanding citizen.

David Cutcliffe is your grandmother's new +1 for Christmas.

But he understands you may be a little weary/wary, so he bought you a personal Christmas gift. The gift consisted of:
- a pearl-handled pocket knife his grandfather gave him,
-two Masters badges and
-a bag of Werthers to take to work to make some new friends.

You hug him when he leaves and walk him to his RV. You done good, Gramma.

David Cutcliffe gives out full size candy bars for Halloween.... not because he can afford it, but because he knows that's what the kids want

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

I knew he would slip up eventually. Recruiting violation!
I contacted the NCAA about this and they said it was a non-issue since Cutcliffe gives them a candy bar every year as well.

As long as the candy bars are available to non-athletes as well it isn't a problem, even if only athletes eat them.

David Cutcliffe taught me how to love a woman, and how to scold a child.

David Cutcliffe used Peyton Mannings forehead like a dry-erase board to diagram plays before things went digital

The Dude Abides

David Cutcliffe, while being an all around great guy, hopes that Wallace Wade Stadium can have more Duke fans than Hokie fans when VT plays there in 2018.

David Cutcliffe once took a picture with a young fan and didn't give him a Whether's Original.

...he then spent countless hours finding the lad's address and mailed him a bag of Whether's with a hand written apology note, but misspelled the kid's name.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

β€œWhen life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

David Cutcliffe once... You know what, I can't do it this week. I'll always remember him telling Fuente, "I hope Greg Stroman's okay" after the game last year. Right after a close game. This guy's the #2 most classy coach behind Beamer. You don't see that much anymore.

Go to 2:30 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdIkrUxBdW4

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Coach Cutcliffe's sweat smells like cinnamon

Coach Cutcliffe takes his wife on a double date to see pitch perfect 2 knowing full well that it is not in fact a baseball movie.

RIP 2 hours of my life I will never get back.

Wow, bunch of cowards in this thread. Y'all are acting like the guy is on his death bed...although it does seem like his body is trying to out-race his age.

Coach Cutcliffe won't watch game film if he hasn't received express permission from the rights holder.

David cutcliff will let us start the hating on mark Richt thread a week early. Wait, he's a good guy too! Sneaky move, cutcliff.

Stick it in! Stick it in!

David cutcliffe cuts in line so he can pay for everyone behind.

Stick it in! Stick it in!

Where is this line?

Pain is Temporary
Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever
Let's Go Hokies!!

David Cutcliffe believes in the integrity of an academic institution

Keep calm, Gobble on

One Halloween, David Cutcliffe gave away sugar free werther's.
He was concerned about kids' teeth.

David Cutcliffe makes his student athletes take real classes.

OK, not hard ones, but they still have to go to class and occasionally do student things like write and take tests.

David Cutcliffe lives next door to Larry fedora and says good morning every morning and even sometimes brings his trash can in from the curb.

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

David Cutcliffe ignores it when Larry Fedora cuts him off in traffic.

David Cutcliffe made his kids do their science fair projects on their own, so they would learn more, not have an advantage over any kids who did not have help, and not be accused of cheating.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

David Cutcliffe was sorted into House Hufflepuff.

"Dick to Hyman? DICK TO HYMAN!" - Guy in Lane Stadium crowd when Richard Johnson hit Josh Hyman on reverse pass in 2004.

This might be in another thread, but it's also relevant here.

Not even Bud can get into this "Hatin' on Cutcliffe" stuff.

I'm gonna follow his lead and keep UNC hate week going one more week with the old standby: I'd rather have shit on my shoe than tar on my heel.

Also a backhanded slam on UNC. Well done, coach!

David Cutcliffe thinks Bill Snyder is a mean jerk but would never say so.

This is my favorite Hatin' On Thread of all time. It's just awesome GameDay signs, all the way down

David Cutcliffe thought beating UNC would be a quality win this year.

UVa still thinks that.

Of course for them, any win=quality win.

Coach Krysheeski thinks it should be spelled Virginia TeK.....
Coach Cutliffe believes all universities should have Technology in their names.....