Hatin' On Scottie Montgomery

Give 'em hell folks!

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Scottie Montgomery has the team address him as Captain instead of Coach. He thinks it makes him more of a pirate.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Scottie Montgomery proofread this and then signed it with a crayola marker instead of a calligraphy pen:

I went ahead and edited it for him:

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Agreed.

But I might actually do this if I was the head coach of the Pirates

Coach Scottie Montgomery says defensive coordinator Kenwick Thompson has been reassigned within the football program and will no longer coach

Scottie Montgomery has his former defensive coordinator locked up in his basement

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

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Scottie doesn't know

I swear to drunk, I'm not God

Scottie Montgomery doesn't know

“I turned down 12 other opportunities. You know what I mean?” - Fuente

Drink

I swear to drunk, I'm not God

he has the gif he gets the upvote, it's science

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

KCCO

I swear to drunk, I'm not God

You were first, he had the GIF.

Upvotes to both.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

Sounds fair, I won't tell Scottie

I swear to drunk, I'm not God

But I will

Bunk you best keep your mouth shut on this

I swear to drunk, I'm not God

Drink! Better luck being the first for this one in 2018, 2019, 2020, 2022, 2023, 2024, and 2025! I'm hoping I'll be the first to post "drink" then as well!

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

Wow, assuming he keeps this job for a long time after his 0-3 start this year aren't you.

I suppose it's possible he doesn't. ECU has established they don't keep good coaches, though. Not sure about the bad ones.

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

Is the LOLUVA AD consulting for the ECU football program? It's the only explanation I can come up with.

Scottie Montgomery convinced a QB barely recovered from an achilles tendon injury to transfer from Duke to Eastern Carolina, then threw him to the wolves with inadequate blocking, resulting in said QB getting a concussion.

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First person to post a joke that we haven't already used in a Hatin' on ECU thread in the past decade will be the winner!

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

Scottie Montgomery thinks the Hatin' On thread is played out and has old jokes.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

I mean..

to be fair, we've never made fun of their scholarship letter in a hatin' on ECU thread before this year...

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It appears we have a winner!

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

I've met Coach Mo and he's a good person but he coaches at ECU so screw em

Scottie thinks he's an improvement over Ruffin McNeill.

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

Hah, he ain't Ruff enough.

Play ball!

Scottie hates NC barbeque.
But loves boiled peanuts.

I'm a man! I'm 43! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

I was going to upvote you for the hatred of NC BBQ. But downvote for boiled peanuts. It evened out.

Scottie Montgomery double posts.

And he doesn't edit the duplicate to an Emma gif

Touche good sir.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Scottie Montgomery was this close to being Montgomery Scott

Scottie Montgomery moved to Japan so that he could follow the culture's norms and go by Montgomery Scottie. He thought that was good enough.

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

Scottie Montgomery evidently thinks he can dab better than Coach Frank Beamer

Chem PhD '16

No hate. He is actively tanking ECU, and I thank him for it.

Don't let this comment take away from the fact that Arkansas blew a 24 point 2nd half lead in the Belk Bowl.
Don't let the Belk Bowl take away from the fact that Matt Ryan blew a 25 point 2nd half lead in the Super Bowl.

He is tanking to get the #1 pick...Scotty doesn't understand how the draft works.

We put the K in Kwality

So what you're saying is.... Scotty doesn't know how the draft works?

Don't let this comment take away from the fact that Arkansas blew a 24 point 2nd half lead in the Belk Bowl.
Don't let the Belk Bowl take away from the fact that Matt Ryan blew a 25 point 2nd half lead in the Super Bowl.

Scottie thinks this was a great special teams play

It's insane how awful that is.

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinsku, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

It's more insane that I'm pretty sure we lost that game

Rip his freaking head off!

Gets my leg and vote!

Where is Lawson?!

What's wrong with this pic? That's why we lost!

Where is Lawson?!

I like the one where our long snapper snapped it over AJ's head toward the endzone and he still got the punt off for a fair catch.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Scottie Montgomery still thinks there are four Carolina states.

North, South, West, and Eastern.

Scottie Montgomery still refers to South Virginia as North Carolina

Scottie Montgomery refuses to acknowledge that he actually coaches at Eastern South Virginia.

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

Scottie Montgomery refers to Gatorade as 'Gatorades'.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

As long as he doesn't call Kroger "Krogers"

And our Coach as "Fuentes"

And he uses Wal Marts

There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

"Scottie you're just not ready for this yet. Ruffin is twice the coach you are and look what happened to him."

"Oh and here's a Werthers."

Sometimes I like to leave off the /s just to mess with people.

Did you just steal my joke from last years Cutcliffe thread?????

Don't make me take away your birthday.

I had to look up that thread to see what you were talking about.

And the "Werther's Original" part of the joke has been used in regards to Frank, Cut, and others (originating before Oct 2016) and didn't originate on TKP anyways..

Shame on you. I award you no points.

Sometimes I like to leave off the /s just to mess with people.

Scottie Montgomery coached and played at Duke.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Scottie Montgomery did those in that order.

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

Well when you think about it, playing at Duke is worse than coaching at Duke. He probably had multiple offers and chose to play for such babies.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Scottie Montgomery really dislikes this thread. He figures he's already suffered enough.

Scottie won't know what suffering is until after our game on Saturday.

Greenville is the 10th largest city in NC.
Scottie Montgomery doesn't live there because he doesn't want to be in the top 10.

I'm a man! I'm 43! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Scottie looks like the guy you hire when you write the role for Idris Elba, but you can't afford Idris Elba

Don't let this comment take away from the fact that Arkansas blew a 24 point 2nd half lead in the Belk Bowl.
Don't let the Belk Bowl take away from the fact that Matt Ryan blew a 25 point 2nd half lead in the Super Bowl.

Scotty is reading this thread like

Don't let this comment take away from the fact that Arkansas blew a 24 point 2nd half lead in the Belk Bowl.
Don't let the Belk Bowl take away from the fact that Matt Ryan blew a 25 point 2nd half lead in the Super Bowl.

Pshaw, he just came for the pics and gifs. In fact, he's reviewing game film of the special teams above.

I'm a man! I'm 43! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

That would imply that Scottie has intricate knowledge on how coaching works, and a firm grasp on how to apply the breakdowns in the above game film to the team for the benefit of use on game days.

Unfortunately, all data points lend itself to the indicative truth, that when presented with this information and how to apply it for use, it becomes irrevocably clear that, in fact, Scotty Doesn't Know.

Don't let this comment take away from the fact that Arkansas blew a 24 point 2nd half lead in the Belk Bowl.
Don't let the Belk Bowl take away from the fact that Matt Ryan blew a 25 point 2nd half lead in the Super Bowl.

Here's a fun fact...Scottie made out with his sister.

Scottie thinks these are hash brownies.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

When you ask Scottie for more power, and he tells you "he's giving it all that she's got", he's lying

Scottie liked our 4th quarter Let's Go Hokies gaff on Saturday

There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

Scottie thinks North Carolina is the top football state

Hoo Boo

Scottie ain't Ruffin

Scottie doesn't know
That Foster and Fu
Gonna kick his ass this weekend

Scottie does his haikus 5-5-7 instead of 5-7-5

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5-5-8 even

Chem PhD '16

dammit

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Scottie thinks modified song lyrics are supposed to be haikus

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

Scottie forgot to tie his booties

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Scottie has a 3-11 HC record.

That is just so beautiful

Is It Luck?

Scottie wonders why there is a silhouette of Dirk Johnson from UNC on the other UNC jerseys.

I'm a man! I'm 43! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Scottie already has thanksgiving decorations up

There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

I'm a little bit bias cause I was born on November 27th that I think thanksgiving is better than Christmas and Halloween

Is It Luck?

In terms of food, Thanksgiving trumps everything else.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

100%

Is It Luck?

TBH, I eat the same things at Christmas, just half as much.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Scottie replaced his DC to give him an excuse for the outcome this weekend.

Scottie isn't worried about the results so far this year because he considers these games to be pre-season.

Scottie just took this job because he thinks it will give him the inside track on being the next defensive line coach for UVA.

Scottie wants his OC to hurry up and get hired away to a blue blood school so he can have a landing place when ECU finally cans his ass.

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Scotty Montgomery thinks NC still exists.

What an embarrassing typo. Everyone knows that's South Virginia.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

I hated on Scottie Montgomery last year. I don't think he's worth another 3-9 hates this year.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Even though his team runs out to the song at every home game, Scottie Montgomery still sings "Purple Haze" wrong.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Scottie Montgomery thinks Purple Haze is a song by Prince. Scottie Montgomery thinks that Purple Rain is song by Tay Zonday.

Chem PhD '16

Don't bring Prince into this.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Scottie Montgomery got rid of his DC saying, "I've always been more of a Marvel guy anyway. Ant Man trumps Batman any day..."

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Scottie gets Lustra stuck in your head at work.

I can't think of anything clever in my head and after every comment this is all that pops in my head.....

And to the entirety of ECU Football....

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Scottie Montgomery is a grown man who goes by "Scottie".

Some guys can pull it off...

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Where is Lawson?!

Why is the wall thinking?

Scotty doesn't know how thought balloons work

Don't let this comment take away from the fact that Arkansas blew a 24 point 2nd half lead in the Belk Bowl.
Don't let the Belk Bowl take away from the fact that Matt Ryan blew a 25 point 2nd half lead in the Super Bowl.

Alum doesn't realize they only work one way. Do you know Scottie?

Where is Lawson?!

Scotty only uses freeware that doesn't allow you to flip clipart images when posting memes online

Oh Scotty,

Don't let this comment take away from the fact that Arkansas blew a 24 point 2nd half lead in the Belk Bowl.
Don't let the Belk Bowl take away from the fact that Matt Ryan blew a 25 point 2nd half lead in the Super Bowl.

Scotty is a software dumbass!

Where is Lawson?!

Scotty has Multiple Third Personality disorder.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

I'm a man! I'm 43! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Scottie likes misunderstandings.

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

Scottie thinks Eastern Carolina had a legitimate shot to get into the Big 12

Scottie Montgomery prefers evergreen trees to deciduous because they don't change to Hokie colors in the Fall.

Scottie thinks the words are "scuse me, while I kiss this guy".

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

"It's always great to beat UVA, that makes us all smarter and better looking for a couple days".

Scottie Montgomery once spent two weeks narrating his own life

That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I mean I've seen teams suck before, but that was the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Only Morgan Freeman is allowed to do that

Scottie thinks Morgan Freeman ain't got shit on Scottie.

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

Scottie reads Morgan Freeman meme's in his own voice, not Morgan's.

I'm a man! I'm 43! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Scottie Montgomery thinks that VT and ECU are "natural rivals".

Scottie Montgomery got three wishes from a genie. He asked for a RC cola, another one, and one more.

Scottie drinks RC but doesn't care for Moon Pies.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Scotty doesn't think FOSTER'S is Australian for "defense".

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Scottie Montgomery called Baker Mayfield Saturday night after the win at Ohio State and offered him a full ride scholarship to become a Pirate, for the way that Baker pilfered the souls of an OSU team and in hopes that he would transfer to the newest Big12 school in Eastern North Carolina.

Baker's response:

"I'm going to conquer me lands as me sees fit on my own accord"

Scottie Montgomery thinks being No. 1 in the ESPN Bottom 10 is better than being No. 5.

just checked the bottom 10 after this comment. Where the hell is UVa? How can you have a bottom 10 list that doesn't feature our yearly thanksgiving punching bag?

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After so many appearances in years past, Virgini-ugh is quite literally a forgettable program.

Scottie Montgomery buys low fat graham crackers because he doesn't like the originals

When going to Burger King, Scottie always gets a double beef whopper with cheese and a large Diet Coke.

ScottieOttie0-ferlicious

Scottie Montgomery is so lame his "Hating On: " thread slows to a crawl 2 days before the game.

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

Scottie took the South Eastern Virginia football job...

on purpose!

Scottie Montgomery thinks scholarhips is spelled correctly!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Scottie Montgomery buys his clothes at Montgomery Ward...He hasn't been shopping for clothes since June 2001!

FIRST DOWN, HOKIES!

Scottie woke up this morning and wished it was a nooner.

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

Scottie thinks he's playing ODU this week.