Hatin' on Bobby Wilder

We have to get past this guy to get to the one we really want to be hatin' on, next week.

Bobby Wilder is the only thing standing between us and Gameday.

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"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

Bobby Wilder just asked Coach Fuente if he can camp in his office just to be first in line for the PrimeTime game against Clemson!

The Dude Abides

Bobby Wilder claims this is his story, with names changed to protect the parties involved.

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Bobby Wilder thinks Tara Reid is still hot

hot Qualified

FTFY.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

OMG I just checked this out! Learn from my mistakes.....do not image before / after pics of TR!

Where is Lawson?!

Holy shit that was bad

Bobby Wilder ignores all the warning signs and proceeds normally

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

Merp.

"Now Miami wants to talk about it." *Cue Enter Sandman*

Bobby Wilder thinks Clemson has a better stadium entrance than Enter Sandman

UVA lost to richmond

"Now Miami wants to talk about it." *Cue Enter Sandman*

Bobby Wilder makes a second comment instead of updating his first to add a picture.

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Bobby Wilder is talking in the 3rd person again! He must be tight with Scottie.

Where is Lawson?!

Bobby has Sympathetic Multiple Third Personality Disorder (by proxy).

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Bobby is sympathetic to Multiple Third Personality Disorder by proxy. He gets his offensive coordinator to do it.

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I never met a project that couldn't justify a new tool.

I tried to edit it but it was giving me grief! LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE

"Now Miami wants to talk about it." *Cue Enter Sandman*

Bobby Wilder coaches ODU.

"Dick to Hyman? DICK TO HYMAN!" - Guy in Lane Stadium crowd when Richard Johnson hit Josh Hyman on reverse pass in 2004.

Bobby Wilder goes to Ruths Chris and orders salmon.

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Bobby Wilder goes to Cattleman's and orders salad.

Or orders steak and asks for ketchup (I know someone that has done this too).

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

He orders salmon and asks for ketchup.

If you corner Bobby Wilder he'll yell "That's my purse I don't know you!" and kick you in the nuts.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Dang it, Bobby!

Bobby Wilder thinks he can tackle better than Bobby Boucher

I don't know what a Hokie is but God is one of them- Lee Corso

Bobby Wilder thinks he can tackle better than Bobby Boucher

Joey Boucher.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck, don't ever come on my show and talk about your football." - Colin Cowherd

Bobby Wilder has never beaten LOLUVA

And let me tell you, in this day and age, that's saying something. And not something good.

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Bobby Wilder coaches at the Norfolk division of the College of William and Mary

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Bobby Wilder tells people that he is related to Gene Wilder.

Bobby Wilder gives Game of Thrones spoilers in all of his Monday meetings.

Bobby Wilder watches the leaked episodes online and drops spoilers on Friday.

Bobby Wilder thinks that Paul Finebaum isn't biased towards the SEC.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

Bobby Wilder thinks Phyllis has a point about who Tech has played so far.

Bobby Wilder lost to unc this season. And it wasn't close.

If a tree falls in Scott Stadium does it make a sound?

Bobby Wilder lost to UNC in 2013 and it was even worse.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Bobby Wilder asked Larry Fedora to shorten the fourth quarter to end the game quickly because it was even worse

Bobby Wilder actively lobbies against the presence of major league sports in Hampton Roads.

Bobby Wilder doesn't think HRBT traffic is THAT bad.

Bobby Wilder likes the Norfolk Tides' new branding.

Bobby Wilder thinks people actually want to save him from the Battleship Wisconsin escape room.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck, don't ever come on my show and talk about your football." - Colin Cowherd

Bobby Wilder rooted for the Bismark against the Hood. And thinks the Monitor vs the Merrimack was no big deal.

Bobby Wilder thinks that if Verizon wants to offer Fios in Norfolk, they should be required to put in the infrastructure to make it available to all neighborhoods, not just the ones likely to purchase their service...

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I, um, think you either don't understand the point of this thread, or I'm failing to see how supporting that idea is a problem...

Because now nobody gets fiber optic internet in Norfolk.

DING DING DING!!!

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I see. Well, as someone who has repeatedly lived places that didn't have access to either FiOS or Uverse, even though it was available at other residences less than a half mile away in each case, I have been exceedingly angry at the fact that Verizon can pick and choose city blocks seemingly on a whim.

The borders they draw aren't based entirely on the likelihood of various neighborhoods ordering their service, it's a way to maximize the guaranteed profit from the subsidy contracts they sign with these various localities. They figure out what the absolute lowest amount they have to spend to ensure they are meeting the contract requirements and then go no further. There have even been reports of them only wiring up certain floors of apartment buildings, skipping over other floors entirely.

Thinks he was in Wild Things

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Bobby Wilder skips past the champagne scene to get back to the mystery plot.

Bobby Wilder thinks VT should be on upset alert, after only watching the first quarter of VT/ECU game.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Bobby Wilder tells people he lives in Virginia Beach when he really lives in Chesapeake.

Bobby Wilder tells people he lives in Virginia Beach when he really lives in Chesapeake

Suffolk

Where is Lawson?!

Bobby Wilder tells people he lives in Virginia Beach when he really lives in Chesapeake

Suffolk

Pungo

Chem PhD '16

Bobby Wilder tells people he lives in Virginia Beach when he really lives in Chesapeake

Suffolk

Pungo

Princess Anne County

Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, and hetzers gonna hetz

Bobby Wilder tells people he lives in Virginia Beach when he really lives in Chesapeake

Suffolk

Pungo

Princess Anne County

Elizabeth City

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Bobby Wilder thinks Clemson is going to win on September 30.

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

Bobby Wilder think the call against Stro was an obvious targeting call..

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck, don't ever come on my show and talk about your football." - Colin Cowherd

Bobby Wilder thinks he can stand between us and Gameday

Bobby Wilder thinks Georgia Tech can do that.

Bobby Wilder thinks he was governor in 1992.

Bobby Wilder wishes the Monarch's royalists had won in 1776.

Bobby Wilder wants to rebrand the ODU program as the "Thoroughbreds."

Bobby Wilder is rooting for Hurricane Maria.

Bobby Wilder doesn't understand why pie and cake can't coexist.

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

Bobby Wilder changed his name from "Bobby Wild" and is strongly considering changing it again to "Bobby Wildest"

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Bobby Wilder won't join the ODU sports boosters and then complains about facilities, recruiting, pay of coaches and lack of amenities for fans.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Bobby Wilder conditioning drills:

Bobby Wilder doesn't know what to do with his hands during interviews.

Also, he hates flyovers (F-22s this weekend!)

Wait we are getting Raptors?!?!?!

Keep calm, Gobble on

Did you say Raptors....?!

Bobby Wilder ignores the pleas of the expert and runs full out into the long grass...

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

Bobby Wilder calls it long grass instead of tall grass.

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Bobby Wilder hates jet noise.

Bobby Wilder built his a home in "Crash Zone A" and then complained to the city.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Bobby Wilder tries to use expired coupons on double coupon days at Kroger.

We put the K in Kwality

Bobby Wilder thinks Kroger has points are useless.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck, don't ever come on my show and talk about your football." - Colin Cowherd

Bobby Wilder calls it Krogers

“I turned down 12 other opportunities. You know what I mean?” - Fuente

The Krogers

We put the K in Kwality

Bobby Wilder drinks Bud Light at Oktoberfest festivals

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

Bobby Wilder thinks Oktoberfest starts in October.

Bobby Wilder buys wedding registry gifts at Bed Bath and Beyond with their 20% of coupons so when you have to exchange you don't get the full value of the item.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

I thought everyone did this.

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

Everyone that bought me a wedding gift did haha.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

It evens out since they send you that sweet 20% off your entire order completion coupon after the wedding.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

We didn't get one of those however they did let you come in and finish your registry and get 20% off it all so same idea. They were awesome.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Bobby Wilder does not get to borrow Juan's little mule, Pepe.

Bobby Wilder is a grown man who still goes by "Bobby".

Chem PhD '16

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

Caption the Pic:

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

"Your school doesn't have enough funds to send the team to train in Italy?"

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

"O God why won't he stop talking about Judge Judy"

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

"Be sure to call the recruit's mother before you sleep over at their house"

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Harbaugh: "That is one big pile of sh--"
Wilder: "Nope, don't see it. Keep walking."

"Dammit Jim, you're ruining our power shot!"

"I don't enjoy khaki pants or milk"

not a caption, but the eyes...they follow you wherever you move. Creepy.

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Bobby Wilder has a case of Chris Christie Face

Chem PhD '16

JH: "After we take over, this is where the big 'M' goes. Over here is Dunkin Donuts. Yeah, where Chik-Fil-A used to be."

BW: [...]

JH: "You didn't think we came all the way here to share coaching tips, did you?"

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

It was Bobby Wilder's idea to move to FBS

Bobby Wilder can't decide whether his best win at ODU is LA Tech or Southern Miss.

He probably still thinks LA Tech is a spinoff of LA Law.

And pronounces both as "lah".

Bobby Wilder's dream job was to be a newsboy. To this day he requires ODU quarterbacks to run paper routes as off season conditioning.

Bobby Wilder frequently breaks the first rule of Fight Club

Bobby Wilder thinks Captain D's has good seafood

"Hamdog is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life"....Brian Carson from the Internet(s)

Bobby Wilder said, "I've seen Bud Foster's D and, frankly, I'm not terribly impressed."

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"They didn't even serve seafood, and the service was terrible."

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

I would hate but, I'd rather use that energy for work

Keep calm, Gobble on

Bobby Wilder would throw a perfectly good dog away.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

He refers to ketchup as special hot dog sauce.

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

He mixes his ketchup with mustard. *Ducks*.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Bobby Wilder changes his autocorrect to fiddle-fiddle, sugar foot, and gee heck. He also changes "the" to "thy", because people should talk like Monarchs.

We put the K in Kwality

Bobby Wilder thinks his school mascot is a fierce butterfly.

We put the K in Kwality

Bobby signs his name "Bobbie" with a heart dotting the i.

Bobby Wilder says he is playing Vah Tech this weekend

1-0 every week

We'll call them O-duh then.

Bobby Wilder dresses his cat on ODU game days like this:

Bobby Wilder thinks that's the oddest looking butterfly he's ever seen.

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Bobby Wilder thinks Madison Hotels should have given the company to Eric.

Bobby Wilder eats lunch with Norm Wood.

Bobby Wilder doesn't know who Keavinne is...

We put the K in Kwality

Bobby Wilder's real name is Ricky Bobby Wilder

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Hard to hate on him....Wilder

Bobby Wilder looks like Pat Narduzzi

I am the heartbeat of Blacksburg. A fortress built out of stone but made with champions.