Police investigating a shooting threat Beaver Stadium

Let's hope the FBI can catch whoever sent the tweet.

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Fuck man. What the fuck is wrong with people

Can we retitle this???? I was not expecting this when I clicked on it and I am not a fan of the whiplash I just experienced.

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Thanks Frank!

Agree. Totally thought Penn State had another scandal of some sort when I saw the title.

Is it bad that my mind automatically went to Penn State?

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

FREE THE "STICK IT IN" CHANT!!!

Has the title changed since you mentioned this? I'm unsure what the previous one might have been.

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Yes, thanks!

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Not gonna lie, I'm pretty surprised this hasn't happened before. If my line to get into a stadium is a little slow because of security measures I will not mind in this day and age.

“Stats are for losers.” -Mel Kiper Jr.

But then again, if you're going to have a slowdown for a security check, at least make it a legit search. Going into the 2016 Duke game was a joke, when they made everyone go through metal detectors that weren't even turned on.

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they made everyone go through metal detectors that weren't even turned on.

oof.

Yes, they did this. The dookies, I mean. Luckily my airplane bottles went undetected during this process. Later during a moment of overt enthusiasm for a Evans TD run, a cut my leg on their crappy aluminum bleachers. Luckily the airplane bottles were not damaged. Then, whilst being corralled in the tiny smoking section, I was screamed at by some Durham police-cop for crossing some imaginary line separating smokers from non. My attempts at pointing out the irony of a North Carolina official restricting tobacco usage went unacknowledged . Once again, however, the airplane bottles went undetected. Moments later, I walked by the EMT area on the way to the bathroom, but was intercepted by several medical staff individuals that hustled me off to triage to treat my bleeding leg (apparently they had nothing else to do)

At this point, one the airplane bottles fell out of my pocket and caused a minor uproar amongst the attending staff. I pointed out that this was for medicinal purposes only and all was forgiven.

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