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How special is their band that they only know how to play that one damn song!?

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

Bouncing off this, do FSU fans experience signs of mental distress later in life? Doctor I hear this annoying chant every second of the day...

VT CEE Class of 2016/2017

5 years, 2 degrees, 33 football games as a student, and 2 Cassell court stormings later, I bleed Maroon and Orange

On a scale of 1 to 10, how many minutes will it take in Doak before that song drives me to insanity? How will liquor and Tech TDs effect this number?

"But first...you gotta get speed. Demon speed. Speed's what we need. We need greasy, fast, speed!"

Does "Tally ho" have a different meaning than usual if you go to Florida State?

Virginia Tech School of Architecture Class of 2014
Fan of Hokies, Ravens, NY Giants, Orioles

Yes, how far is FSU from the good parts of Florida?

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Three hours either direction.

This! gif

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Are the free shoes issued upon enrollment?

When and how did crab legs become the official dish of FSU?

How wide does it have to be to be considered wide right? If they miss left, isn't that just a full-Earth-circumference way of being wide right?

Dude. Deep...

How many STD jokes can be made about a "flaming spear"?

Yellow Nike sunglasses...why?

“Stats are for losers.” -Mel Kiper Jr.

Instead of just looking at local barbecue, can you also look into local seafood places with crab legs?

dey skrong?

I want a full biographical background on he public employee that "gifted" Jameis Winston the crab legs.

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Outside of Dillard's, any must go spots around the FSU campus for Student Athletes?

1-0 every week

do students still get up on tables in the union and yell

1-0 every week

Is the butterfly museum any good?

How do you pronounce Homasassa?

What exactly is a love bug?

I'm familiar with this creature. Is this a serious or sarcastic question?

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Its a question to be researched and answered by Foe rensics.

The destructor of automotive paint jobs.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

You ain't shittin', brother!

are any of their coaches on paid administrative leave?

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

Is 'Florida Man' a fan of FSU?

@hokie_rd

Can an education from FSU teach me how to spell?

Can you use this image of Neon Deion?

Let's Go

HOKIES

why stop at one?

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

Hey there sexy ladies....

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

I remember going to an R-Braves game at the Diamond to see Neon Deion when he was in triple-A. The bling was staggering.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Who thought it was a good idea to put hot bacon on a Seminole's face to make him scream in pain?

Why did FSU make that their logo?

It should be updated

Let's Go

HOKIES

Give them credit, not every school would have the confidence to make their mascot the face of a man getting a colonoscopy

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

This is the exact expression for when I step on a lego.

I just wanna know how they got Celine Dion to hold that pose long enough for the artist to paint it.

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Is it REALLY coincidental that the walkway nicknamed the "rape tunnel" is located close to the stadium...?

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

FREE THE "STICK IT IN" CHANT!!!

My friend's daughter is going there in the fall, and I'm over here going full NOOOOOOO!

what are the conceal and carry laws in Florida?

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Pretty easy to get a permit, carry is legal in most places, with the usual exceptions, like campuses (obviously).

I lived there for 4 years and I don't know because I never had an interest in it. I lived right outside Orlando during the Casey Anthony trial and the whole Trayvon Martin thing, so it just felt like the wild west anyway. It really felt like the laws didn't matter because of "Stand Your Ground" and the prosecutors would overcharge and lose their case and the defendant would walk free anyway. Happened in high profile cases and routine acts of violence.

Yeah, unfortunately its true. It's a tunnel under one of the roads, about 100 yards long if I remember correctly, about a quarter mile from the athletic complex.

2 of my 3 sisters (and the third likely following in 2 years) went there. I've heard more than a couple stories of "interesting" or "questionable" people being around there at night.

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

FREE THE "STICK IT IN" CHANT!!!

Yeah, unfortunately its true. It's a tunnel under one of the roads, about 100 yards long if I remember correctly, about a quarter mile from the athletic complex.

2 of my 3 sisters (and the third likely following in 2 years) went there. I've heard more than a couple stories of "interesting" or "questionable" people being around there at night.

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

FREE THE "STICK IT IN" CHANT!!!

What are the requirements for becoming a full Nole? They've been Seminoles for an extremely long time, and one would think there would have been some level of development.

Do FSU fans have any thoughts about the 7th President?

Does Florida State have any ridiculously hot and/or ridiculously white trash fans that we should be aware of?

I heard wandering through an FSU tailgate is sort of like browsing People of Walmart.

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I'm confused about 'People of Walmart." I would imagine it's just "people" at this point... since Walmart is the largest brick and mortar retailer in the universe, and I see freaky looking people pretty much everywhere I go now.

Leonard. Duh.

you are totally right. However, there is an actual website called "People of Walmart" and I was referring to that.

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ridiculously white trash fans that we should be aware of

All of their white fans.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Was Florida State once a high brow learning institution whose bookish elders coined the team name "Seminals"? Or was it an all women's college whose use of the term "Seminal" is way more gross?

Is it safe to sell crab legs around campus again?

Bud/Wiles 2020

What are all those fan's chopping? I'd love to hear the FOE-rensics explanation of the orgin and goal of this tradition

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

How do they rank regarding the student populations that resemble or tie to their mascots?

For example, a school like WVU Mountaineers might rank highly as they might actually have some people on campus into climbing rocks for leisure or work. Also, see Oklahoma State as a potential to have some cowboys (and girls) on campus. I'm thinking FSU would rank very poorly. Even though the Seminole tribe is native to Florida, the Native American student population is less than 1%. See where I'm going here?

Get well!

Lee Suggs!!

My sister told me once that "Chief Osceola" is actually a spray tanned white boy in a shitty wig. Unless they've changed it since 2 years ago...

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

FREE THE "STICK IT IN" CHANT!!!

Before the internet, the WaPo had a story about 1, yes 1, Seminole Indian with his thoughts on FSU. I learned from that guy the Seminoles don't ride horses or have flaming spears. It's all made up.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Virginia Tech is 100% Hokies

Any way you could get Jenn Sterger as a Point/Counterpoint contributor?

Having a conversation with you is like a Martian talking to a Fungo.

#JustinTime

Look, just saying don't predict they'll be following a trail of tears back to their cars after the game. It doesn't end well. Speaking from experience here.

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

Can we get insight into if one of FSU's famous alums has had an impact with the strength and conditioning program of the football team?

Damn, TKP comes through in the clutch. You guys, this is a ton of questions. I already get in trouble for submitting novel-length columns. Joe is gonna shit a brick if (when?) I turn in a 67 questions and answers.

/s

Looking forward to your work as always 5th.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

I am old enough to remember it being a female school. Sort of like Radford or Longwood but with uglier women.

"Hamdog is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life"....Brian Carson from the Internet(s)

Uglier than Radford girls?! Woof.

Of course, that's not the case today. Ya'll seen some of those Seminole girls?

I heard they hand out crabs like they're free.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

...the proverbial actual LOL that I've heard of.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

So, like Hollins?

Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

New Sigline: lol it's football season.

Haha my sister went to Hollins

I had no idea you were related to Jessica Parker, nor that she went to Hollins.

^this is a quality comment

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Oh you didn't notice the family resemblance?

How many times has chief wahoo pulled a cavalier and fallen off his horse?

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

KCCO

Is this kind of like a tree falling in the woods making/not making a noise?

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Luckily I always laugh at my own bad jokes so my ego is never bruised...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

KCCO

Is there a cure for "chop elbow" or does it eventually erode the soul into a hollow dark pit rendering the person into an insane zombie like creature that makes Florida man look like Beaver Cleaver?

What happened to the original 1990's FSU cowgirls.