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Title says it all, how do I put tables in a TKP post?

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"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

holy crap that's the most intense version of dodgeball I've ever seen

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If you can dodge a banquet table, you can dodge a ball

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

she also eliminates someone by catching a chair

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Watch again, my friend. That dodge banquet furniture champion caught two chairs. She's a 1st round lock at the next family reunion.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

negative, she slaps a chair down with her purse and then catches another.

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Negative. She catches it and immediately throws it to the side so a teammate can scoop it up and use it while she catches the second one. Pro dodge move.

Also, if your narrative is true, that means she's out. Are you gonna tell her she's out?

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

I know if she came in my office looking for a loan, I'm approving that shit all day long because I fear for my safety if I don't.

*New to do list:
1. Find banquet warrior woman.
2. Visit Flippin and ask for a loan.
3.
4. Profit. (After giving lion's share of loan to banquet warrior woman, of course.)

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

And yeah, I hear you. I'm pretty sure Deebo tucks his chain in whenever she comes by.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

The purse slap counts as blocking one ball with another one.

Umpire says: Not Out.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Correct call.
It's a banquet purse.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

We should find out if she has any kids that could play DT or OL for us. She's got the skills - size, strength, footwork, hand/eye coordination.

Maybe VT should add the table toss to the offseason workouts, similar to the tractor tire flip?

Using /s is for cowards.

create the table in excel.
Highlight the cells and copy them.
go to http://www.convertcsv.com/csv-to-html.htm
paste cells in the step one box
skip to step 5
click "CSV to HTML table"
select all of the result when it comes up, copy
paste into TKP post/comment
in the code, where it says table class="table table-bordered table-hover table-condensed"
put table class="blog_statistics"
profit

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And here I am typing all that shit out by hand like a chump

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

leave it to an ME to find out how to do something on a computer in the laziest half-assed way possible.

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It's a way of life.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Better than me who used your table and then was politely told "maybe don't use tables in your posts" because I still was managing to not have them work.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Bill Gates has been quoted as saying something akin to, "Always give the hardest problems to the laziest people because they'll find the easiest way to solve them"

Here i was making python scripts to web crawl for data, make some calculations, and then format it. When all this time I could have just copied and pasted. I feel like a dumby.

trying ME's lazy solution like:

Let's Go

HOKIES

I may or may not have designed this in solidworks from watching this video...

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Please to post a gif of the solid motion? Thaaanks.

I clicked on this thread thinking it would just be a bunch of table gifs and an <50% chance there'd be a helpful subthread. Lo and behold.

Never change, TKP.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I call shenanigans here:

1) the laptop and lamp and phone are glued to the table (and the handset magically lands back in the cradle)
2) the mug must be attached to the table by a rubber band, because it flies off about 12 inches, rotates with the table, and is pulled back onto it, not to mention the foul swill of a liquid substance falling back into it
3) four sheets of paper magically appear in air over the desk once it's back upright, and fall straight down (not sliding off to the side) into a perfect stack
4) two pencils are launched from somewhere beside/behind him to land in the pencil holder
5) the floor is magically cleared of debris by some sort of leaf blower as they fall down and then move laterally out of the picture
6) there is no number six
7) the post-it note disappears from the lamp

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Wow - I am so disappointed in you, TKP. An entire post about tables and not one Bills Mafia Table Crashing Gif...

nobody likes the bills

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Tables are fun!

Table 1 Table 2
Table 3 Table 4

YO DAWG, I HEAR YOU LIKE TABLES...

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