Ugly Christmas Sweater Parties

It's that time of season when (a number of) our significant others forcibly drag us to gatherings or social outings (when we'd clearly rather be doing something else, or nothing at all). Many of these events include an ugly Christmas Sweater party. Now there are a number of options out there to choose. But I think we all know what the clear & surefire winner is:

Yup. Guaranteed to win, or lose (or whichever one's worse) at every ug holiday sweater event. What's even more great is it make spectacular burning fuel for the Yule log.

See, burning merry and bright.

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"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

My sister in law gave me this for Christmas a couple of years ago

But it's glorious!

Achievement unlocked: All of the Fullers

"Sam Rogers is a college football icon" SB Nation

Thanks Frank!

That was kinda my sentiment upon 1st glance.

Waho's suck
Uva swallows

Yes, that sweater is a sure winner, but you have to humiliate yourself to wear it.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Ok, that's pretty good...


Seriously tho' I wouldn't even wipe my ass with these.

Waho's suck
Uva swallows

I am surprised nobody was wearing this either at the game or in the Christmas video.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

I actually have this. It's garbage - screen printed sweatshirt, not even an actual knit sweater.

If it was real, I would wear it to every Christmas party.

Would be great for an ugly sweater run.

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Again, these links should come with a warning.

Looking at silly UVa tweets might be addictive, and lead to long term brain damage.

Larry Sabato is usually pretty reasonable, which is why he may be a gateway drug.

The smug of Glee plus the smug of UVa.

If one of these kids is a vegan, the smugness might collapse into itself to form a black hole of smug.

"I regret nothing. The end." - Ron Swanson

Or disappear completely, right up it's own smug asshole. Like San Francisco in South Park.

Waho's suck
Uva swallows

If one of these kids is a vegan, the smugness might collapse into itself to form a black hole of smug.

Is that really an "if?" I mean, this is LOLUVa. The over under on vegans in that crowd is 3.

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Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!

That is glorious.

I'll take 3

I have and wear this one

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

The Toothless Bumble!!

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!

I won second place at a party last weekend with this bad boy. The bottle opener may or may not have given me a hand injury.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Wow.

That's really good. Seems like an odd placement for the bottle opener that could end up giving you all sorts of injuries if you tried to use it.

Sweaters are like the cheese of over-garments. They never fit right, are a pain to keep clean, and itch like hell.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

I didn't know sweaters were delicious and nutritious

Know what you mean. Cotton is too heavy, and wool can itch, but I do have a ragg wool Woolrich long sleeve and the same in a sweater vest that I swear by, especially on the water. Put enough clothes under them to protect even slight contact with your skin and you're jake. They're warm as hell, they breathe and they're not near as ugly as any sweater on this thread. Also warm if they get soaked. What's not to like? And since I just wear mine for fishing, who cares about keeping them clean?

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

They're good on pizza?

Macaroni and Sweater is an elite side dish too

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I love my ugly sweater so much I wear it year 'round...even in the pool.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

oh cmon, your pubes can't be that thick

wait, I mean... nah, you know what, rollin with it

"I regret nothing. The end." - Ron Swanson

Yeah...um...you should really just take my word for it.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD