Need a New User Name

So, I've been contemplating signing up for TKPC, but I don't want to do so under my current User Name. I'm not a big fan of it, as I wasn't in a really creative moment when I signed up the first time, I was just seeing the other user names on the site (looking at you, Beard of DeChristopher) and came up with something similar.

So now I'm also in another not-so-creative moment, and want ideas on a new user name, to switch to before signing up for TKPC.

New user name. Go.

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Pussy Touchdowns

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

/thread

I'm assuming the avatar is 2 daughters... soooo...

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

Yeah, not high on that one. ;^)

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Kevin

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Keavienne

...I wish I could show the look on my face when that other kid said his name was "Kevin". That's a golden gif!

We put the K in Kwality

If you want TKP jokes

Its Pronounced Kevin
Fully Dipped
Dork Magic
Glove on a Stick
Dammit Shane
F Matt Ryan
The Damn Truth
100% Right
Chinballs (this must come with an avatar of Paul Johnson)
Narduzzi's Headset

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

I'd actually thought about Boxing Glove on a Stick (or BGoaS), with a corresponding image as an avatar, but that's when I realized that I'm just not good at picking names.

Was leaning towards Username Not Found at one point, then I decided to make this thread.

And an absolute No on F Matt Ryan.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

if you're looking for Username Not Found, you could go for 404 Error

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

Not Mark from Winchester

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

I really like The Damn Truth

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

*That Dam Truth

Lawson's Transfer Papers

*dam truth as told by Arnie

EDIT: whoops, I'll drink

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

El Franco Proyector - w/ the sombrero Frank as an avatar.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Bud's Free Pass

Names are for losers...you need to turn yourself into a symbol: 🦃

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Yeah, I like that. Or just The Poster Previously Known As The Spirit of...nah.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Frank's Milkshake Brings All The.....

Great minds

Your pet's name + your freshman dorm name = your porn VT name

Or

I drink your milkshake! (with beamer milkshake avatar at bball game)

I feel like a lot of dorm names kind of ruin the VT name unless you are back living in the 1800s.

"Petri West Ambler Johnson" doesn't have the same flow as Petri Crescent (street name).

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

I think you could shorten that to just "Johnson"

Not to mention, when I'm in the mood for some porn, I'm usually not looking for agar-based culture medium in my sexy talk.

Your pet's name was Petri, Fud?

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

If it was "building on campus in which you spent the most time", my VT name would literally actually be Goldie Hahn

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Your pet's name + your freshman dorm name = your porn VT name

Magnus Miles

....wow....

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

Magnusm Miles

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

MilkofMagnesia

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

Blue Monteith.

Not bad!

"Tajh Boyd over the middle . . . and it's caught for an interception! Michael Cole, lying flat on his back, ARE YOU KIDDING???"

I've always heard the "pets name+street you grew up on" for porn name, in which case, Samson Pinewood, would be mine. It's a magnificent stage/bed name if I do say so myself.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

That's the correct formula. I changed it for VT names. My porn name is Scooter Johnson. VT name is Scooter Eggleston

Beauregard Vawter.

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

Pebbles Windsor

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

My ex had the best of these I'd ever heard: "Prissy Pingley"

We put the K in Kwality

Mine would be Buzz Beachtree. Last names based on trees are always magnificent. My VT name would be Buzz Slusher. I feel like it doesn't have that good flow.

Yeah, Bulldee Butts Station Road doesn't excite me either. Nor does Jose Brodie.
Interesting fact about Butts Station Road, though. I know three professional musicians who grew up on it. Only famous guy was Clarence (Big Man) Clemons who lived three houses down from us. Still, Butts Station Rd?

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

UMES guy, played football with Art Shell. Pretty cool.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

I grew up on Big Limb Lane. Jeb Big Limb is a hell of a porn name.

Heidi Roxbury? I am a dude!

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

MeMow O'Shag?

Barney O'Shag here...

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Woody O'Shag here....

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

I would be Felix O' Shag. That works excellently as a VT name or porn name. Thanks, fernley. I'm sold.

Leonard. Duh.

O'Shag Hennesy

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

pets name + dorm, not dorm name + what you drank in said dorm.

(Yes, I get the reference. Leg.)

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

He said O'Shag Hennesy, not O'Shag Natty Ice

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Doesn't look like a college freshman to me

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

tea or he's dead.

Where's the gif of him puking and being taken to the hospital afterwards?

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Brownie Shorts...

And speaking of anniversaries, anyone else remember when you couldn't type ellipses on TKP without HTML?

___

-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

FustinJuente

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Beamer's Balls?

Does that violate a community standard?

gobble gobble ding dongs

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Cookies > Pie

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Team Cookies FTW!

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

SOCALBUCK2014 is available.....

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

If doing this today I would have simply been Nick as apposed to my old VT PID

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

FrenchsCheeseObsession

“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

Your credit card number, followed by the expiration date, security code, and pin (if applicable)

+Mothers Maiden name (just in case)

We put the K in Kwality

Just do what I did and go downtown and get drunk and then come back to TKP. Somewhere on your voyage inspiration will find you. It's like a vision quest!

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

Justin Fuentos

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

the freshmaker.

Edit - *insert gotta be quicker than that meme*

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

not bronco mendenhall and give productive input discuss what are actually good coaching decisions and constantly take potshots at uva

maybe discuss how recruiting is important too

avatar is frank beamer. or literally any succesful coach

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

The Ghost of The Spirit Of Bernard Basham

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

Ron Mexico

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"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

HardThingsTogether

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

UsernameMcUserface?

#thingsiblamethemvsfor

Go with something really creative, like your first name with no numbers or puns.

Blame it on my drunk brother?

related:

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

Bender

That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

FAM!

The Spirit of Lawrence Lewis

The Spirit of St. Louis

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I also need a new username as I just hopped on my uncle's old account when he stopped using it. Do I need to be a member of TKPC to make that change?

Marshall University student.
Virginia Tech fanatic.

Uhhhh...yea you definitely have to join TKPC to get it changed. Yep. Just sign on up!

(but really, most people change after joining to minimize the effort Joe has to put in. It's a "while you're looking at my account, could you change my username?" situation)

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Hahaha I would sign up, but I'm a college kid trying to stretch the remaining money in my bank account for the next 3 months until I can get a job again.

How do I reach out to Joe (assuming he doesn't read this)?

Marshall University student.
Virginia Tech fanatic.

So you do "Rocket Sciencey stuff" and you were born in the 70s and by your comments want a family friendly name?

Something related to Homer Hickam?

Space Cowboy?

Space Cadet?

Hokies United l Ut Prosim

ApolloVT

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Emma Watson

We put the K in Kwality

Guaranteed legs, for sure. Great legs, too.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

How about #don't@mebro

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

#38-0bro

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

LittleBobbyTables

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Goddammit, how did I forget that?

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Victorious Secret

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

What about everyone's favorite Greg Stroman quote?

Beams is Magical

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Leonardsgotmadskillsyall

Leonard. Duh.

I'm running on about 5 hours of sleep each of the last few nights, but what's wrong with your username? Also, I can change it after you join TKPC, it's not tied to that signup.

VT OpTiMuS PrImE

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

My nominations

Drew Harris' eligibility
Brewers Boar
Lane Stadium
The Village Phase II
Have you seen me? (Josh Stanford avatar)
Paper Airplane
Beamer's Trombone
Not Joe Lanza
TKPC Member
(Any campus building)
The Rabbit DAvid Wilson Caught
Fedora's Visor
Chipotle > Moe's
Moe's is Trash
I really hate Moe's
Seriously it's the worst
Commonwealth Cup
Our Kinda Guy
Buzz's Buzz Cut

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

*You did the 'less than' sign incorrectly.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

downvoted for opinion

Since you're a rocket sciencey kind of guy, perhaps "The Bricks of Randolph"... It was my backup U/N, but I figured it'd be a little too inside unless you were an ME/AOE/ChemE that had to spend countless hours in the 'ole bomb shelter.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

No, I majored in Physics, which means I spent far too many hours in Robeson.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Ahh gotcha. I spent some time in there for a few ESM courses.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

I'm sorry.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Heisenberg Trophy / or Heisenberg Hokie

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

CommunityGuidelines. Pro: all your posts become canon. Con: people will constantly cite you without actually consulting you.

NewUserWhoDis?

Keep calm, Gobble on

QuadBoxGoalLineStops

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

General Preston's Big Damn Ranch

(Sits back and waits to see if someone get's French's 1781 reference.)

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Not reaching far enough. Draper's Meadow.

Great Odin's Raven

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."