ACC Football teams as cars are back

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Still wish we were a truck.

Side note I love that UVA is a boat, not even like a nice boat but like older, needs paint, rattle canned, IASIP boat

1 of these things aint like the other one of these things doesn't belong.

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

party boat? how many zima's can you drink on a boat before you puke everywhere and have the worst hangover known to man?

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

about the same number as the number of fans at the lolUVA spring practice...

Bacon strips &
bacon strips &
bacon strips &
bacon strips

ugh that's 2 to many for me.

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

Not a car...but how about a driver:

UVa Football = Dick Trickle

Dick Tickle. His French cousin.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Hey don't talk shit about Richard Trickle. He was an American icon. God rest his soul.

UVA showing up for football season

Seeing the Escalade for Miami is perfect. The first thing I thought of was Larry Coker rolling up in his Escalade to recruit Willie Williams.

Willie Williams

Tragic story though

Tragic tale

The Escalade has turnover chains on the wheels. Perfect little detail.

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

because they get stuck in the snow down there? or because they're idiots and that turnover chain is going to keep them from really going anywhere because they value swag more than performance?

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!


That's next level off season analysis right there.

I feel like UVA should be a 1989 Honda Accord, given that was the last, and only, time they had a 10 win season

See, I thing something more appropriate would be a late 1970's MG midget from Britain:

It might look ok, but it only really works well about three weekends a year, it doesn't really go fast when it does go, and of course, it always can point to it's heritage and be snooty about it.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

As much as I hate to admit it (because I like British cars from that era), I think you nailed it.

That is a better car to take to the polo match, with ample room to take a nice picnic basket filled with Chardonnay and Brie.

Even more appropriate British car: Reliant Robin - it rolls over at the slightest hint of difficulty

Achievement unlocked: All of the Fullers

"Sam Rogers is a college football icon" SB Nation

Thanks Frank!

Could apply to UNC as well

Ah hoo are we kidding - this should definitely be UVA.

If you try to take the Ironto road out of Blacksburg in a semi you are going to have a bad time. Spend all that money on a fancy semi, but don't get a nav system meant for trucks, sounds like something UVA would do.

this was on Mt Tabor. I know because I was trying to go the same way to beat traffic after the game and had to back up the hill to the nearest driveway to turn around and brave 460/81 to get back to Forest. Thankfully, this was a couple hours after the game and the main highway went from bumper-to-bumper to clear in the time it took me to head out Mt Tabor and then make it back.

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UVa football compared to British cars that work for a few weekends a year? Sure, I can see that as long as it's in September against borderline FBS a double digit favorite

Well, they're generally underpowered, too.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

And prone to random failure.

Louisville as an F7? More like a Tesla 3. Flashy and trendy - but probably a piece of sh*t

Overrated with limited range.

BC being the Phaeton W12 was a nice touch.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Shouldn't UNC be a Volkswagen?

UNC should be a motorcycle. Flashy with appeal to some but overall not that practical and basically unusable in the rain

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Ah, yes. The Volkswagen diesel.