ACC Football teams as cars are back

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I like/agree with every one of them.

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Still wish we were a truck.

Side note I love that UVA is a boat, not even like a nice boat but like older, needs paint, rattle canned, IASIP boat

1 of these things aint like the other one of these things doesn't belong.

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

This should be loluva's boat...

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party boat? how many zima's can you drink on a boat before you puke everywhere and have the worst hangover known to man?

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

about the same number as the number of fans at the lolUVA spring practice...

Bacon strips &
bacon strips &
bacon strips &
bacon strips

ugh that's 2 to many for me.

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

Not a car...but how about a driver:

UVa Football = Dick Trickle

Dick Tickle. His French cousin.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Hey don't talk shit about Richard Trickle. He was an American icon. God rest his soul.

Since you agree I ain't gonna let you drive this car to dinner and I agree you ain't gonna let me drive this car to dinner, there's only one way to settle this.

UVA showing up for football season

Seeing the Escalade for Miami is perfect. The first thing I thought of was Larry Coker rolling up in his Escalade to recruit Willie Williams.

Willie Williams

Tragic story though

Tragic tale

The Escalade has turnover chains on the wheels. Perfect little detail.

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because they get stuck in the snow down there? or because they're idiots and that turnover chain is going to keep them from really going anywhere because they value swag more than performance?

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!


That's next level off season analysis right there.

I feel like UVA should be a 1989 Honda Accord, given that was the last, and only, time they had a 10 win season

See, I thing something more appropriate would be a late 1970's MG midget from Britain:

It might look ok, but it only really works well about three weekends a year, it doesn't really go fast when it does go, and of course, it always can point to it's heritage and be snooty about it.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

As much as I hate to admit it (because I like British cars from that era), I think you nailed it.

That is a better car to take to the polo match, with ample room to take a nice picnic basket filled with Chardonnay and Brie.

Even more appropriate British car: Reliant Robin - it rolls over at the slightest hint of difficulty

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Could apply to UNC as well

You mean it doesn't handle well in the rain?

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Ah hoo are we kidding - this should definitely be UVA.

If you try to take the Ironto road out of Blacksburg in a semi you are going to have a bad time. Spend all that money on a fancy semi, but don't get a nav system meant for trucks, sounds like something UVA would do.

this was on Mt Tabor. I know because I was trying to go the same way to beat traffic after the game and had to back up the hill to the nearest driveway to turn around and brave 460/81 to get back to Forest. Thankfully, this was a couple hours after the game and the main highway went from bumper-to-bumper to clear in the time it took me to head out Mt Tabor and then make it back.

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That Top Gear episode has to be one of the funniest if not the funniest episode they ever filmed.

UVa football compared to British cars that work for a few weekends a year? Sure, I can see that as long as it's in September against borderline FBS a double digit favorite

Well, they're generally underpowered, too.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

And prone to random failure.

Louisville as an F7? More like a Tesla 3. Flashy and trendy - but probably a piece of sh*t

Overrated with limited range.

BC being the Phaeton W12 was a nice touch.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Shouldn't UNC be a Volkswagen?

UNC should be a motorcycle. Flashy with appeal to some but overall not that practical and basically unusable in the rain

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Ah, yes. The Volkswagen diesel.

UNC should be a motorcycle. Flashy with appeal to some but overall not that practical

spoken like a true cager.




If you loved ACC Football teams as Cars, then you'll love the follow-up series of ACC Football teams as Fast Food Restaurants.

The Pitt/Panda Express is on point though.

The list as a whole is dead accurate. VT/Cookout are the best institutions on the list, though.

This is really well thought out. Not sure I'd be able to do better. The Duke and Dairy Queen is perfect.

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It'd be bending the rules a bit, because they're not exactly a fast food place, but replace Cookout with Waffle House and the list would be just about perfect. It just doesn't feel right for a school outside of NC to be Cookout. They'd have fit nicely with NC State.

“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

I was hoping the whole time not to see waffle house unless it was us. I agree that it is not fast food but it is food decently fast.

As possibly the only person left in the universe that likes Arby's, I feel a new kinship with Wake Forest.


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“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
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Hah, GT as Taco Bell is perfect. One trip there and you're dealing with the runs all day.

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How dare they disgrace Auntie Anne's! They're the only thing that helps me get through being in a shopping mall.

EDIT: Nevermind, totally misread it. Carry on...

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This was funny but there is maybe one or two places I probably won't call fast food, someone I know had a perfect definition for fast food "If it doesn't have a drive thru then it's not fast food".

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