ACC Coaching Condiments

It's the offseason. All these condiment threads got me thinking...

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"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

Since you agree I ain't gonna let you drive this car to dinner and I agree you ain't gonna let me drive this car to dinner, there's only one way to settle this.

Flavorful but bland.
Complex but simple.
Weird watery substance that makes you want to shake the hell out of it.

Loeffler-brand Ketchup.

I thought you were going to say "because you will always be playing ketchup on the score board"

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

Now these are funny! Thank you TKP!

-Semper Primus

This topic needs to go plaid. Off the top of my head: Fuente could be salsa, Vance Vice is A1/steak sauce, Bud ?

Bud would be bacon. Makes everything better.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Bud is no sauce. Sauce is for pu55ies.

We put the K in Kwality

Bud's a dry rub

Chem PhD '16

Well played.

We put the K in Kwality

Bud is a traeger and 12 back of bud heavy while wearing a american flag bandana

I believe you mean oranges.

I think you are underrating Vice, I think he's more of a Sweet Baby Ray's.

Mike London to me would be A-1, you only really need it if you don't know how to cook, otherwise it's pretty useless.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

I see Vice as A1 because of the steak -> beef reference.

ESPN sure thinks that Dabo is Frank's red hot. They put that ish on everything.

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Great imagery, Joe.
This works on so many levels - the Dijon-mustard=snob level, the classic image of a fan's hope being crushed, others...?

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The Hoo fan attempting to escape his misery...

Does that make time cop this:

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

This has to be Dino Babers

I love yall

Since you agree I ain't gonna let you drive this car to dinner and I agree you ain't gonna let me drive this car to dinner, there's only one way to settle this.

EnFuente is clearly hot sauce

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Or hot salsa.

Sometimes I love peak offseason

Definitely Jim Harbaugh, or at least whoever Michigan's AD is.

Seems like this is the kind of sauce that Peyton Manning would throw...

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

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When it starts off great, but then all you taste is vinegar.

I appreciate all the support, and I appreciate all the hate I am getting. I will continue to work as hard as I can to be the best I can be and bring this team a championship. Go Hokies 🐔 - Josh Jackson

Shouldn't he be like Shrimp Cocktail Sauce or perhaps some Drawn Butter - something that goes well with crablegs?

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Texas Pete: making MREs suck marginally less since 1994*.

*I actually have no clue when they started including it.

Granted, I've been out for a bit, but when the hell did this happen? It was always Tabasco.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

Was it? I can't remember, but I thought we always made "TP in the MRE" jokes and watch the new guys look for the toilet paper in there.

Left active duty in '07 and the reserves in '11 and every one I have ever had was Tabasco. If they started putting Texas Pete in them it would certainly be a step up. Tabasco is trash, but when it's all you got it's all you got.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

Lane Kiffin...

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Lane Kiffin would be avaocado spread or something else young women are into

Recruit Prosim

kinda what I was thinking with the hWip.
Most guys can't stand it, and it's a Miracle he keeps getting employed.
But hey, the women love it.

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

guacamole is young woman thing?

🦃 🦃 🦃

Only if it's on toast

I appreciate all the support, and I appreciate all the hate I am getting. I will continue to work as hard as I can to be the best I can be and bring this team a championship. Go Hokies 🐔 - Josh Jackson

Who puts guac on toast?

Chem PhD '16

My wife has that for breakfast a couple of days a week. It was on a lot of the menus when we were in London, and she liked it when she tried it, so it has become a regular thing. Usually topped with an egg. She'll be glad to know she falls into the young woman category on that.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Avocado toast is 100% definitely entirely a common menu item. Guacamole toast, though? There's more to guac than just smashed avocado...

Chem PhD '16

Dabo would be sriracha.

Fad of the 2010s, burns your ass every time

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Stinespring...

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

Stiney was never as consistent as Grandma's Molasses, but he was a reasonable contributor to something good when he had a minor role (i.e., not OC).

I was speaking more toward how slowly his offenses got going, not the consistency.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

Outside of the ACC, Saban already has his own sauce. All of the proceeds for this sauce benefit Nick's Kids Foundation, which uses it's funds for projects that benefit the youth of Alabama.

All of the proceeds for this sauce benefit Nick's Kids Foundation, which uses its funds for projects that benefit the youth of Alabama.

so that's what the NCAA is calling "impermissible benefits" now?

Chem PhD '16

Outside of the ACC, Saban already has his own sauce. All of the proceeds for this sauce benefit Nick's Kids Foundation, which uses it's funds for projects that benefit the youth of Alabama.

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It's the least he can do, since the Alabama football program and apparel companies get all their parents disposable income.

Mark Richt would be black pepper, never going to WOW you, but will get the job done

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

Rich Rod is anise. You don't always see it or know it's there, but once you get a taste it's foul and you know you don't like it.

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

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All this talk of sauce has got me a little itchy for some tailgate grillin

Since you agree I ain't gonna let you drive this car to dinner and I agree you ain't gonna let me drive this car to dinner, there's only one way to settle this.

Paul Johnson...
Taco Bell hot sauces. Small packets that give you the runs.

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Similar theme:

Paul Johnson.

Something, something, GIVES YOU THE RUNS.

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Seems like Bronco Mendenhall should be represented by a drink.

Perfect example.

We put the K in Kwality

I'd say Fuente is more of a relish guy. Not only is it the best condiment, but there's an endless variety.

Looking for En Fuente relish? Here you go.

Looking for the trustworthy relish that tells you "This is Home"? Here you go.

-Stick it in

Not only is it the best condiment

Chem PhD '16

Apparently, soy gives you gas.

So Dabo would be this:

because this:

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

I think of Dabo as Fish Sauce. It's a little odd and you have no clue what's in there, but it somehow works. It also seems like something that you will eventually get sick of.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Come to think of it, he may be MSG. Nobody knows what it does, but it kind of gives you a headache.

Or a TidePod. Has no business being there, and you can't figure out why young people buy into it.

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When i was a young'n, a girlfriend's mother snuck up behind me and smeared fish oil on my upper lip. talk about a horrible smell you couldn't get away from. I have to admit it was pretty funny. Smells like catfish bate.

Ahhh the ole bass to mouth.

I appreciate all the support, and I appreciate all the hate I am getting. I will continue to work as hard as I can to be the best I can be and bring this team a championship. Go Hokies 🐔 - Josh Jackson

It also depletes testosterone.

Heard from a friend.

We put the K in Kwality

Chem PhD '16

Curt Newsome:

You got it because it seemed like a good idea at the time. But once it's used, you're left with nothing but disappointment.

Not really a condiment, but when you are old, it's all ya got sometimes...
Bill Snyder:

I'm a man! I'm 44! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Are you saying he's going to be the Hoo's next coach?

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His tenacity with the Offensive line in BC, and determination to run the football, Steve Addazio is horseradish. If used in a sauce, it pairs well with prime beef. It has a bite too. You like it, but you don't love it.

Franklin is a jerk. Fedora is Marshmallow fluff.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Franklin is a jerk seasoning. Fedora is Marshmallow fluff.

ftfy to keep with the thread theme

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

Thank you, GUNTAR for this post.

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#extendbronco

Doing my best to TKP harder

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I mean, I LOVE that gif.

That girl looks awfully familiar from my (MV) wife's Facebook page. I'll investigate tonight.

I kinda knew her through some mutual friends/programs - still cracks me up to see the gif being widely used

Danny is always open
23 can't read

it's like everyone else is moving normally and she somehow lost a couple sets of frames in this gif

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She's adorable. I think she might be turning into a vampire. Empowered by the key play, she may have been getting ready to bite her friend.

OK, now I'm just getting silly.

*moved*